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I'm on the way to the White House

"GCBoater" wrote in message
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On Jun 13, 5:39 pm, "Happy" wrote:
"GCBoater" wrote in message

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On Jun 13, 4:05 pm, "Happy" wrote:

"GCBoater" wrote in message

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On Jun 13, 10:20 am, GCBoater wrote:

I m now in a limo on the way to the White House for my meeting with
President Obama. He has asked me to share some of my ideas with him
on how to plug the BP leak (you remember my engineering degree?) and
also my thoughts on improving the world economy, solving the quagmires
in Iraq and Afghanistan, plus my strategy for holding the Democratic
majority in Congress during the elections this fall.

The President has asked me to accompany him on Air Force One on his
trip to the Gulf tomorrow. But I begged off on this, explaining to
Barak that once I leave the Oval Office I m on my way to Yale for a
class reunion.

Did I mention that my wife is going to be joining me at Yale? She s
quite a girl. She s much younger than I am, but in her young life she
has earned three doctoral degrees, all from Columbia Pacific
University.

Wish me well in my meeting with the President. I ll let you know how
it goes.

I had a terrific meeting with President Obama. While not quite my
intellectual equal, the President paid rapt attention while I outlined
solutions for the Gulf oil spill, Afghanistan, financial reform,
China, the economy, Iraq, the fall elections, North Korea, poverty,
Kazakhstan, immigration and education. At the conclusion of the
meeting, which ran longer than scheduled, Barak asked for my cell
phone number. I m sure we ll be in touch.

Now it s off for a quick side trip to Baltimore Harbor for the
anniversary of my late father s fireboat welcome into the Harbor after
his Atlantic crossing in a bathtub with a 3 hp Scott-A****er outboard
on the back.

I gots a question, Mr.O, you thinks he like to have a mess a sewer bass,
I
been catchin a truks load of um up on da sh!t ditch at peor, real tasty
if
you BQ um wit dat cajun hot sauce and a mess a poke greens on da side
and
a
big slice a watamelon, Oh lordy das sum good eatin, I can gets sum asian
carps to, I know he like dat asian carps...who don't
What he say bout my food stamp?- Hide quoted text -

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Happy, you're in luck. I took your application directly to the
President and the check is in the mail. Just remember where it came
from, and keep voting the straight Democratic ticket. Those
Repbulicans are liable to cut off your check.

I alway vote dat ole democrat way, My pappy were a democrat and his pappy
and his pappy befo him, poe peoples got to stick together if we wants to
stay poe, I mean who want get all dat scool learnin and go workin fo a
livin
anyhow, me I justs wana fish an mak dem babys and get my food stamp
Oh yeh Tell Mr O I be votin fo him next run no doubts a bout it.
now I gots to go get me a fothy ounce and cleans me sum fishes, might even
smokes me a little ifin yous knows what I mean....winky winky, I be lookin
fo dat check! show do like it when dat eagle take a ****s on ole happy.
thanks fo evathang you done done,
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'preciate those kind words, Happy. You're the backbone of our
democracy.

"the backbone of our democracy"

Its sad but its the fricken truth, a broken in debt up to are arse
welfare state, and thats the way it is in 2010, I can't wait for
2012...isn't that suppose to be the end of the world?

I'm on the way to the White House

On Jun 14, 7:16*am, hk wrote:
In article 4c378eb6-d3cc-4c15-993e-35dbf2b140e6
@y4g2000yqy.googlegroups.com, says...

I?m now in a limo on the way to the White House for my meeting with
President Obama. *He has asked me to share some of my ideas with him
on how to plug the BP leak (you remember my engineering degree?) and
also my thoughts on improving the world economy, solving the quagmires
in Iraq and Afghanistan, plus my strategy for holding the Democratic
majority in Congress during the elections this fall.

The President has asked me to accompany him on Air Force One on his
trip to the Gulf tomorrow. *But I begged off on this, explaining to
Barak that once I leave the Oval Office I?m on my way to Yale for a
class reunion.

Did I mention that my wife is going to be joining me at Yale? *She?s
quite a girl. *She?s much younger than I am, but in her young life she
has earned three doctoral degrees, all from Columbia Pacific
University.

Wish me well in my meeting with the President. *I?ll let you know how
it goes.

You're just jealous that I have really accomplished all of those things
and much much more. I have. Really. I have.- Hide quoted text -

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It's amazing that our lives are so similar.

I'm on the way to the White House

GCBoater wrote:

(Simpleton-style Krause aping snipped)

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattey."

Krause owns you.

Jim - No shortage of apes here, that's fer sure.

I'm on the way to the White House

On Jun 14, 9:47*am, Jim wrote:
GCBoater wrote:

(Simpleton-style Krause aping snipped)

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattey."

Krause owns you.

Jim - No shortage of apes here, that's fer sure.

Jimmy, you think I was aping Krause? For heaven's sake, man, it's
all true. I'm now on the Yale campus for a reunion, and then tomorrow
I leave from New York for a cruise.