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Tim June 3rd 10 07:09 PM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 
....And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?

It works at my house!

?;^ Q

nom=de=plume[_2_] June 3rd 10 09:35 PM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?

It works at my house!

?;^ Q


Tampons? lol

How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of the
pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the top
cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.



Tim June 3rd 10 11:22 PM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 
On Jun 3, 3:35*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...

...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?


It works at my house!


?;^ Q


Tampons? lol

How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of the
pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the top
cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.


I think that was actually considered but the drill pipe broke off at a
twisted angle, which makes it much more difficult. Last time I knew
they sent a robot down with a saw, to hack it off below the bend, and
the saw got hung up in the pipe or that's the last word I heard about
it.

If they can hack it flat that would relieve a lot of complications and
make capping it much esier.

Larry[_21_] June 4th 10 01:01 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 
Tim wrote:
On Jun 3, 3:35 pm, wrote:

wrote in message

...


...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?


It works at my house!


?;^ Q

Tampons? lol

How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of the
pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the top
cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.

I think that was actually considered but the drill pipe broke off at a
twisted angle, which makes it much more difficult. Last time I knew
they sent a robot down with a saw, to hack it off below the bend, and
the saw got hung up in the pipe or that's the last word I heard about
it.

If they can hack it flat that would relieve a lot of complications and
make capping it much esier.

She's gong to invent expanding metal!

bpuharic June 4th 10 01:14 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 
On Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:01:00 -0400, Larry wrote:

Tim wrote:
On Jun 3, 3:35 pm, wrote:
.

I think that was actually considered but the drill pipe broke off at a
twisted angle, which makes it much more difficult. Last time I knew
they sent a robot down with a saw, to hack it off below the bend, and
the saw got hung up in the pipe or that's the last word I heard about
it.

If they can hack it flat that would relieve a lot of complications and
make capping it much esier.

She's gong to invent expanding metal!


actually foreskins, then pump in viagra


nom=de=plume[_2_] June 4th 10 01:24 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 

"Larry" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
On Jun 3, 3:35 pm, wrote:

wrote in message

...


...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?


It works at my house!


?;^ Q

Tampons? lol

How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of
the
pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the top
cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.

I think that was actually considered but the drill pipe broke off at a
twisted angle, which makes it much more difficult. Last time I knew
they sent a robot down with a saw, to hack it off below the bend, and
the saw got hung up in the pipe or that's the last word I heard about
it.

If they can hack it flat that would relieve a lot of complications and
make capping it much esier.

She's gong to invent expanding metal!


You're an idiot. Have you never heard of a stent? This would be the
opposite.


nom=de=plume[_2_] June 4th 10 01:24 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 

"bpuharic" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:01:00 -0400, Larry wrote:

Tim wrote:
On Jun 3, 3:35 pm, wrote:
.

I think that was actually considered but the drill pipe broke off at a
twisted angle, which makes it much more difficult. Last time I knew
they sent a robot down with a saw, to hack it off below the bend, and
the saw got hung up in the pipe or that's the last word I heard about
it.

If they can hack it flat that would relieve a lot of complications and
make capping it much esier.

She's gong to invent expanding metal!


actually foreskins, then pump in viagra


Heh...



Canuck57[_9_] June 4th 10 01:44 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 
On 03/06/2010 2:35 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Tim" wrote in message
...
...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?

It works at my house!

?;^ Q


Tampons? lol

How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of
the pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the
top cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.


You mean like a BOP? (Barrack Obama Poop).


--
This depression is about liberal magots running debt liberally.

nom=de=plume[_2_] June 4th 10 03:57 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 03/06/2010 2:35 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Tim" wrote in message
...
...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?

It works at my house!

?;^ Q


Tampons? lol

How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of
the pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the
top cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.


You mean like a BOP? (Barrack Obama Poop).


--
This depression is about liberal magots running debt liberally.


No. More like a racist ahole such as yourself.


Tim June 4th 10 11:17 AM

I figured out how to plug the gulf pipe leak...
 
On Jun 3, 7:44*pm, Canuck57 wrote:
On 03/06/2010 2:35 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:





"Tim" wrote in message
....
...And to make it safter for fisherman, fish, boaters and the
environement.


Instead of pumping 'mud into the thing and achieving bland results,
why doesn't BP try to clog up the pipe by cramming it full of tree
roots and a few tampons?


It works at my house!


?;^ Q


Tampons? lol


How about inserting a metal device, much like a tampon that can slowly
expand until the pipe is sealed. Then put a new connection on the end of
the pipe with an extension to the surface, as they intend to do with the
top cap. Then, the device could be opened up and oil would flow again.


You mean like a BOP? *(Barrack Obama Poop).



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