Man Shoots from Testicles...
 

Oh, got it wrong. Looks like he shot his testicles.

Premature discharge?


A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home
Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off
at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent "accidental discharge," according to
Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,"
Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also
had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview
Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him
extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it
does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's
said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.

Man Shoots from Testicles...
 

On 5/30/2010 8:30 PM, jps wrote:

Oh, got it wrong. Looks like he shot his testicles.

Premature discharge?


A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home
Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off
at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent "accidental discharge," according to
Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,"
Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also
had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview
Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him
extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it
does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's
said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.

Dang, if you Seattle people would allow some weapons training, there
would be less of this lack of gun safety.

Man Shoots from Testicles...
 

On 5/31/2010 12:33 AM, Califbill wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:30 PM, jps wrote:

Oh, got it wrong. Looks like he shot his testicles.

Premature discharge

Dang, if you Seattle people would allow some weapons training, there
would be less of this lack of gun safety.

Attempted sex change gone bad?

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Man Shoots from Testicles...
 

"jps" wrote in message
...

Oh, got it wrong. Looks like he shot his testicles.

Premature discharge?


A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home
Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off
at about 12:30 p.m. - an apparent "accidental discharge," according to
Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,"
Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also
had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview
Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him
extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it
does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's
said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.


Darwin Award runner up?

Man Shoots from Testicles...
 

On Mon, 31 May 2010 09:43:05 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .

Oh, got it wrong. Looks like he shot his testicles.

Premature discharge?


A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home
Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off
at about 12:30 p.m. - an apparent "accidental discharge," according to
Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,"
Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also
had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview
Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him
extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it
does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's
said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.


Darwin Award runner up?

Yup.

Is it bad form to hope this happened prior to procreation?

Man Shoots from Testicles...
 

On 31/05/2010 1:19 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 31 May 2010 09:43:05 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

Oh, got it wrong. Looks like he shot his testicles.

Premature discharge?


A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home
Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off
at about 12:30 p.m. - an apparent "accidental discharge," according to
Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,"
Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also
had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview
Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him
extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it
does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's
said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.


Darwin Award runner up?

Yup.

Is it bad form to hope this happened prior to procreation?

Nope.

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