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Frogwatch April 9th 10 04:39 AM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.

nom=de=plume April 9th 10 06:21 AM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.



Don't you think it might bang a bit if you encounter wind/waves?

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hk April 9th 10 11:25 AM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/8/10 11:39 PM, Frogwatch wrote:
On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.



Cut the portaboat into small pieces and then when you need it, duct tape
them back together.


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Jim April 9th 10 01:12 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
Frogwatch wrote:
On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.


Bad idea. It'll get knocked off in seas, or cause other havoc.
To answer your question, you should look around and see where 280' foot
boats store their 100' dingies.
That's just a quick decimal thing I did, but you understand.
"I think we need a bigger boat."
Or maybe a dingy that makes sense for the boat you have.

Jim - Starting to wonder about my fellow Floridian.




John H[_2_] April 9th 10 02:30 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Thu, 8 Apr 2010 20:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote:

On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.


Here's the answer to your problems.

http://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/54370?from=SR&feat=sr

It's even got rod holders. Tie it to the stern and haul away.

hk April 9th 10 02:37 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/9/10 9:30 AM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 8 Apr 2010 20:39:45 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.


Here's the answer to your problems.

http://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/54370?from=SR&feat=sr

It's even got rod holders. Tie it to the stern and haul away.



Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...



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unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.

anon-e-moose[_2_] April 9th 10 03:30 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
Frogwatch wrote:
On my 28' sailboat, there is not a lot of room and the most likely
place would be alongside the lifelines inside the shrouds. However,
that would block a lot of light going into the window and block some
ventilation as well.
Daughter had an interesting idea, "hang it over the side". She
suggested putting tubular webbing straps around it and hanging it over
the side from the toe rail. Not sure what to think of this.


Don't give it another thought. Your boat does heal doesn't it? And I'll
bet you even bury the toe rail occasionally. I can't even visualize what
might happen to the portaboat dangling off the side.

John H[_2_] April 9th 10 05:04 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, hk wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...


When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.


Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.

hk April 9th 10 05:05 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/9/10 11:54 AM, wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...


When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.


1. It doesn't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime...
2. The check is in the mail...
3. The water exiting the Blue Plains sewage treatment plant is so clean,
you can drink it...
4. There's no sewage pouring into the Potomac from the Blue Plains
sewage treatment plant...
5. Therefore, just downstream of the Blue Plains sewage treatment plant
is a great place to fish...
6. White man does not speaketh out of both sides of mouth...

(That last one was for you, since you are always stretching for some
sort of "moral equivalency." :) )







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hk April 9th 10 05:08 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/9/10 12:04 PM, John H wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...


When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.


Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.




Herring tries so hard...but like everything else in his life, he fails
at usenet cop'ing, too.

If Herring is launching upstream of the sewage plant, he is either
launching at the national airport site on the potomac...or somewhere on
the anacostia, which seems unlikely, given his fear of darker-skinned
Americans.



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hk April 9th 10 05:58 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/9/10 12:37 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:05:26 -0400,
wrote:

On 4/9/10 11:54 AM,
wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...

When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.


1. It doesn't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime...
2. The check is in the mail...
3. The water exiting the Blue Plains sewage treatment plant is so clean,
you can drink it...
4. There's no sewage pouring into the Potomac from the Blue Plains
sewage treatment plant...
5. Therefore, just downstream of the Blue Plains sewage treatment plant
is a great place to fish...
6. White man does not speaketh out of both sides of mouth...

(That last one was for you, since you are always stretching for some
sort of "moral equivalency." :) )


The reality is simple fecal coliform pollution may have a huge yuck
factor but in the grand scheme of things it is not a horrible thing if
it is not a huge amount. Nature makes it go away pretty quickly.
Things like PCBs and heavy metals are a lot more troubling because
they never go away.. They also show up in fin fish where coliforms
don't. Coliforms are mostly a concern for filter feeders like clams
and oysters particularly when they are eaten raw.



Oh, I am more than a little aware of the PCB problem. We had one hell of
a PCB problem in the St. Johns River in Jax, courtesy of the US Navy.

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Wayne.B April 9th 10 06:37 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:59:57 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?


Don"t you mean "heel"?
If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on it so much. ;-)


You beat me to it. I was thinking that a "self healing boat" could
be a really good thing. I'd buy one in a heart beat. :-)

anon-e-moose[_2_] April 9th 10 06:38 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?


Don"t you mean "heel"?
If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on it so much. ;-)

Indeed. You beet Harry and Don to the mistake. Goode on yer.

Don White April 9th 10 07:05 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 

"anon-e-moose" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?


Don"t you mean "heel"? If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on it
so much. ;-)

Indeed. You beet Harry and Don to the mistake. Goode on yer.


We just get tired continually pointing out your multitude of mistakes.



hk April 9th 10 07:12 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/9/10 2:05 PM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?

Don"t you mean "heel"? If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on it
so much. ;-)

Indeed. You beet Harry and Don to the mistake. Goode on yer.


We just get tired continually pointing out your multitude of mistakes.



I passover most of flajim's asinine screeds.


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nom=de=plume April 9th 10 07:36 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
wrote in message
...
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?


Don"t you mean "heel"?
If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on it so much. ;-)



If he wants to design a self-healing boat, I'd be happy to do the patent
work for a reasonable fee. LOL

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anon-e-moose[_2_] April 9th 10 09:34 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
JR North wrote:
We don't like beets.
JR

anon-e-moose wrote:

wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?


Don"t you mean "heel"? If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on
it so much. ;-)

Indeed. You beet Harry and Don to the mistake. Goode on yer.


You need to eet your root vegees. Thems good fer ya.

John H[_2_] April 11th 10 09:32 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:29:42 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:04:09 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, hk wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...

When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.


Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.


Hey John it is like golf. You have to play wherever the ball lands.
Sometimes it is in the fairway, sometimes you have to play out of the
rough.
I don't take any of this seriously enough to get mad at anyone.
I think there are a lot of good people here who just get caught up in
the rhetoric and say insensitive things.


Yeah, but when my ball lands in a pile of wet cow ****, I play another one.

John H[_2_] April 11th 10 09:34 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:34:24 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

JR North wrote:
We don't like beets.
JR

anon-e-moose wrote:

wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:46 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:

Your boat does heal doesn't it?


Don"t you mean "heel"? If his boat "healed" he wouldn't be working on
it so much. ;-)

Indeed. You beet Harry and Don to the mistake. Goode on yer.


You need to eet your root vegees. Thems good fer ya.


....along with lots of collards.

hk April 11th 10 11:20 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On 4/11/10 4:32 PM, John H wrote:
On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:29:42 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:04:09 -0400, John
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...

When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.

Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.


Hey John it is like golf. You have to play wherever the ball lands.
Sometimes it is in the fairway, sometimes you have to play out of the
rough.
I don't take any of this seriously enough to get mad at anyone.
I think there are a lot of good people here who just get caught up in
the rhetoric and say insensitive things.


Yeah, but when my balls land in a pile of wet cow ****, I play another one.



Maybe you shouldn't be shagging cows.


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BAR[_2_] April 12th 10 12:47 AM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:29:42 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:04:09 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, hk wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...

When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.

Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.


Hey John it is like golf. You have to play wherever the ball lands.
Sometimes it is in the fairway, sometimes you have to play out of the
rough.
I don't take any of this seriously enough to get mad at anyone.
I think there are a lot of good people here who just get caught up in
the rhetoric and say insensitive things.


Yeah, but when my ball lands in a pile of wet cow ****, I play another one.


What cheap golf courses are you playing?


Bill McKee April 12th 10 06:07 AM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 

"BAR" wrote in message
. ..
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:29:42 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:04:09 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, hk wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near
where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...

When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.

Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water
coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna
and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of
the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than
trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple
notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.

Hey John it is like golf. You have to play wherever the ball lands.
Sometimes it is in the fairway, sometimes you have to play out of the
rough.
I don't take any of this seriously enough to get mad at anyone.
I think there are a lot of good people here who just get caught up in
the rhetoric and say insensitive things.


Yeah, but when my ball lands in a pile of wet cow ****, I play another
one.


What cheap golf courses are you playing?


One of my finest drives hit a cow paddy. Lake Tahoe course and the cows got
through the fence during the night. I hit a ball in to a bad lie, and
absolutely hit out the ball perfectly. Is out about 200 years, on a slight
uphill rise, following the hill up. About 6" above the ground most of the
way. Hits an 8" high cow flop near the top of the hill. Ball does a 90
degree straight up. Up about 50'. Damn, would have been a 300 yard drive.
In the correct direction.



John H[_2_] April 12th 10 03:20 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 18:06:08 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:32:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

Yeah, but when my ball lands in a pile of wet cow ****, I play another one.


Talking about bad shots, are you watching the Masters today?
Tiger just 3 putted a 4 footer. Looked like something I might do. He
started out #1 by shanking a drive over to the #9 fairway.
Mickleson looks pretty good to win.


Yup, watched the whole thing yesterday. Great golf. I'm glad Mickelson won.
Hell, I had tears in my eyes too at the finish. The Koreans were definitely
putting a push on. Tiger stepped on his dong when he missed that one-footer. It
looked like he just gave up right then. That first drive of his had me
wondering. I heard the announcer say it was way left, and saw the replay of him
dropping his club, but when I saw the lie I wondered why everyone was knocking
the shot so much.

It wasn't 'til later I found out he'd gotten a good lie in the wrong fairway.

Oh well, **** happens.

I get to start swinging clubs again in about two weeks. Can't wait.

John H[_2_] April 12th 10 03:22 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:47:02 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:29:42 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:04:09 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:54:41 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:37:39 -0400, hk wrote:

Haven't seen you out at the launch ramps here or at Deale or down at
Solomons, herring...surely you are not fishing in the potomac near where
you launch, just downstream of the sewage treatment plant...

When they did the renovation of Blue Plains(70s), they had the
director on TV saying his discharge water was cleaner than the river,
then he scooped up a glass and drank it.
I know the river did get better.
If I was going out of Ft Washington I would worry more about the
septic tanks in PG county than the sewer plant.

Actually I launch upstream of the plant. But you're right, the water coming from
the plant is much cleaner than the water coming from the Susquehanna and other
rivers flowing into the bay. Fecal matter in the water keeps many of the
Chesapeake beaches closed for half the summer.

Oh, and BTW, I don't respond to Harry who is doing little more than trolling. I
put him in the same class as nincdepoop and jps - maybe down a couple notches.

But, if you condone their behavior, then help yourself.

Hey John it is like golf. You have to play wherever the ball lands.
Sometimes it is in the fairway, sometimes you have to play out of the
rough.
I don't take any of this seriously enough to get mad at anyone.
I think there are a lot of good people here who just get caught up in
the rhetoric and say insensitive things.


Yeah, but when my ball lands in a pile of wet cow ****, I play another one.


What cheap golf courses are you playing?


Who said anything about my ball landing on the course? Hell, I can hit a ball
off a fairway as well as Tiger can!

John H[_2_] April 12th 10 03:23 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 01:50:49 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:07:42 -0700, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

One of my finest drives hit a cow paddy. Lake Tahoe course and the cows got
through the fence during the night. I hit a ball in to a bad lie, and
absolutely hit out the ball perfectly. Is out about 200 years, on a slight
uphill rise, following the hill up. About 6" above the ground most of the
way. Hits an 8" high cow flop near the top of the hill. Ball does a 90
degree straight up. Up about 50'. Damn, would have been a 300 yard drive.
In the correct direction.

Did you see Mickleson today? He had a 10' putt and right as he was
hitting it a leaf landed right in the path of the ball.
Classic "rub of the green".


That putt looked great too. That scene will probably be shown several times at
every Masters in the future.

John H[_2_] April 12th 10 05:15 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 
On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:50:29 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:23:12 -0400, John H
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 01:50:49 -0400,
wrote:

On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:07:42 -0700, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

One of my finest drives hit a cow paddy. Lake Tahoe course and the cows got
through the fence during the night. I hit a ball in to a bad lie, and
absolutely hit out the ball perfectly. Is out about 200 years, on a slight
uphill rise, following the hill up. About 6" above the ground most of the
way. Hits an 8" high cow flop near the top of the hill. Ball does a 90
degree straight up. Up about 50'. Damn, would have been a 300 yard drive.
In the correct direction.

Did you see Mickleson today? He had a 10' putt and right as he was
hitting it a leaf landed right in the path of the ball.
Classic "rub of the green".


That putt looked great too. That scene will probably be shown several times at
every Masters in the future.


Since they were a hundred yards from the nearest tree someone
commented that a fan may have thrown the leaf. The commentator said
that would have been the best shot all day.
It was strange. I watched him line up the put then when they pulled
back and I saw the ball hop I asked myself WTF? It wasn't until the
replay that they actually saw the leaf and they had a good shot of it
flying in on another camera angle. It makes you wonder how many
cameras do they bring to a match like this. They seem to have several
on every hole,
This was strange for me. I don't think I have ever watched a whole
golf match on TV before and stranger was it was my wife who wanted to
watch it. I guess it was because she runs a country club and this was
the only thing they were talking about for a month. I bet she was
hanging around the club house today swapping observations with the pro
and the other folks who hang out there. ;-)

My observation.
What do Amy Mickleson and Elin Woods have in common
1. they are both beautiful
2. they are both blonde
3. they both wanted Tiger to get his ass handed to him by Phil


LOL! Funny, my wife wanted to watch the whole thing also. I had to waste an hour
driving down to Quantico, and she watched even while I was gone.

Who am I to complain?

Bill McKee April 12th 10 06:54 PM

Where to put a 10' porta-bote?
 

wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:07:42 -0700, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

One of my finest drives hit a cow paddy. Lake Tahoe course and the cows
got
through the fence during the night. I hit a ball in to a bad lie, and
absolutely hit out the ball perfectly. Is out about 200 years, on a
slight
uphill rise, following the hill up. About 6" above the ground most of the
way. Hits an 8" high cow flop near the top of the hill. Ball does a 90
degree straight up. Up about 50'. Damn, would have been a 300 yard
drive.
In the correct direction.

Did you see Mickleson today? He had a 10' putt and right as he was
hitting it a leaf landed right in the path of the ball.
Classic "rub of the green".


Do not watch golf and do not play anymore.




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