What you can expect...
 

....when crossing any of several borders without documentation:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY
NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET


1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...

Note: I've not tried this myself, this was sent to me by a friend who
is quite knowledgeable!
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

What you can expect...
 

On Feb 2, 5:02*pm, John H wrote:
...when crossing any of several borders without documentation:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY
NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...

Note: I've not tried this myself, this was sent to me by a friend who
is quite knowledgeable!
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

And you, as a teat-sucker, dont have to pay for any of it........ Now,
if you WORKED for a living, and payed taxes, you'd have a point.

What you can expect...
 

On 2/2/10 5:08 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Feb 2, 5:02 pm, John wrote:
...when crossing any of several borders without documentation:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY
NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...

Note: I've not tried this myself, this was sent to me by a friend who
is quite knowledgeable!
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

And you, as a teat-sucker, dont have to pay for any of it........ Now,
if you WORKED for a living, and payed taxes, you'd have a point.


Herring spent 20+ years in a military sinecure, doing nothing of
significance and drawing pay and benefits, and as a military retiree,
he's still drawing pay and benefits. It's damned nervy of him to whine
about anyone else gaming the system.

What you can expect...
 

Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 5:08 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Feb 2, 5:02 pm, John wrote:
...when crossing any of several borders without documentation:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY
NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...

Note: I've not tried this myself, this was sent to me by a friend who
is quite knowledgeable!
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

And you, as a teat-sucker, dont have to pay for any of it........ Now,
if you WORKED for a living, and payed taxes, you'd have a point.


Herring spent 20+ years in a military sinecure, doing nothing of
significance and drawing pay and benefits, and as a military retiree,
he's still drawing pay and benefits. It's damned nervy of him to whine
about anyone else gaming the system.

Serving in the military and drawing a pension and benefits is not gaming
the system.

What you can expect...
 

On 2/2/10 5:25 PM, D.Duck wrote:
Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 5:08 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Feb 2, 5:02 pm, John wrote:
...when crossing any of several borders without documentation:


Herring spent 20+ years in a military sinecure, doing nothing of
significance and drawing pay and benefits, and as a military retiree,
he's still drawing pay and benefits. It's damned nervy of him to whine
about anyone else gaming the system.

Serving in the military and drawing a pension and benefits is not gaming
the system.


Polly want a quacker?

What you can expect...
 

On Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:25:09 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 5:08 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Feb 2, 5:02 pm, John wrote:
...when crossing any of several borders without documentation:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY
NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...

Note: I've not tried this myself, this was sent to me by a friend who
is quite knowledgeable!
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

And you, as a teat-sucker, dont have to pay for any of it........ Now,
if you WORKED for a living, and payed taxes, you'd have a point.


Herring spent 20+ years in a military sinecure, doing nothing of
significance and drawing pay and benefits, and as a military retiree,
he's still drawing pay and benefits. It's damned nervy of him to whine
about anyone else gaming the system.

Serving in the military and drawing a pension and benefits is not gaming
the system.

He's just trying hard to get noticed.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

What you can expect...
 

D.Duck wrote:
Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 5:08 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Feb 2, 5:02 pm, John wrote:
...when crossing any of several borders without documentation:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY
NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...

Note: I've not tried this myself, this was sent to me by a friend who
is quite knowledgeable!
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

And you, as a teat-sucker, dont have to pay for any of it........ Now,
if you WORKED for a living, and payed taxes, you'd have a point.


Herring spent 20+ years in a military sinecure, doing nothing of
significance and drawing pay and benefits, and as a military retiree,
he's still drawing pay and benefits. It's damned nervy of him to
whine about anyone else gaming the system.

Serving in the military and drawing a pension and benefits is not
gaming the system.
All of Harry's union buddies do the same thing. The difference is that
they did it for themselves - not their country.