Kids and Marriage - Somewhat Off Topic
 

1. HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON TO MARRY?


-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10



-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10




2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille, age 10




3.. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8




4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8




5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10




6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8




7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )




8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck . -- Ricky, age 10


--

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
or slammer's hemorrhoids..

John H

Kids and Marriage - Somewhat Off Topic
 

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:46:25 -0500, John H
wrote:

1. HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON TO MARRY?


a lot of funny stuff snipped
And the #1 Favorite is .........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck . -- Ricky, age 10
Thanks for the laughs of the month!
A keeper.
Eddie

Kids and Marriage - Somewhat Off Topic
 

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:47:43 -0800, Eddie
wrote:

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:46:25 -0500, John H
wrote:

1. HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON TO MARRY?


a lot of funny stuff snipped
And the #1 Favorite is .........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck . -- Ricky, age 10
Thanks for the laughs of the month!
A keeper.
Eddie

Glad you liked it. Damn kids are pretty bright.
--

John H

Kids and Marriage - Somewhat Off Topic
 

On 1/16/2010 9:41 AM, John H wrote:
On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:47:43 -0800,
wrote:

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:46:25 -0500, John H
wrote:

1. HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON TO MARRY?


a lot of funny stuff snipped
And the #1 Favorite is .........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck . -- Ricky, age 10
Thanks for the laughs of the month!
A keeper.
Eddie

Glad you liked it. Damn kids are pretty bright.

Does your wife know you think she looks like a dump truck?

Kids and Marriage - Somewhat Off Topic
 

Jim wrote:
On 1/16/2010 9:41 AM, John H wrote:
On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:47:43 -0800,
wrote:

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:46:25 -0500, John H
wrote:

1. HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON TO MARRY?


a lot of funny stuff snipped
And the #1 Favorite is .........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck . -- Ricky, age 10
Thanks for the laughs of the month!
A keeper.
Eddie

Glad you liked it. Damn kids are pretty bright.

Does your wife know you think she looks like a dump truck?

I know what you are doing. You are trying to steal the posting trophy
from me.