My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table.

I said, "Honey, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to sell all my
stuff."

"Why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my
stuff."

She said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

On Jan 11, 4:38*pm, "Anony Mouse" wrote:
My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table.

I said, *"Honey, *if I were to die suddenly, *I want you to sell all my
stuff."

"Why would you want me to do something like that?" *she asked.

"I figure that you would remarry, *and I don't want some asshole using my
stuff."

She said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

LOL!

That sure beats the old "left handed golf club" joke!