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John H[_12_] January 9th 10 01:28 PM

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It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


Harry[_2_] January 9th 10 01:40 PM

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John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.



Well, borrow a pair from your wife. Get out there and play. Get
pneumonia. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Stop being such a
wussie.

Jim January 9th 10 01:44 PM

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John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Might even see
a snow flurry this morning.

John H[_12_] January 9th 10 02:07 PM

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On Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:28:47 -0500, John H
wrote:

It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


Well, you got the last part right.


--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

John H[_12_] January 9th 10 02:08 PM

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On Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:44:55 -0500, Jim wrote:

John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Might even see
a snow flurry this morning.


It's 23F here now. Think I'll go climb on the treadmill for a while.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

Harry[_2_] January 9th 10 02:13 PM

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John H wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:28:47 -0500, John H
wrote:

It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


Well, you got the last part right.



It's been apparent here for years that you have no balls, Herring.

BTW, your new tag line "Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"
seems more self-descriptive of you. After all, you spent your career in
the army. That's not working.



Loogypicker[_2_] January 9th 10 03:10 PM

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On Jan 9, 9:07*am, John H wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:28:47 -0500, John H

wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


Well, you got the last part right.

--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


Vote for a Republican, it's easier than thinking!

*e#c January 10th 10 03:21 PM

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On Jan 9, 8:28*am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......

Harry[_2_] January 10th 10 03:25 PM

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*e#c wrote:
On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


I thought I read he sent them down unwashed to flajim...

John H[_12_] January 10th 10 03:29 PM

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On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28*am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.
--
John H

All decisions, even those of liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

Harry[_2_] January 10th 10 03:32 PM

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John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



Is Johnny Boy sensitive about being spoofed, or what?


D.Duck[_5_] January 10th 10 03:57 PM

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Harry wrote:
John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.
You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



Is Johnny Boy sensitive about being spoofed, or what?



You sure are sensitive about it.

Jim January 10th 10 03:59 PM

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On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.

Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?

Harry[_2_] January 10th 10 04:10 PM

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D.Duck wrote:
Harry wrote:
John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.
You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......

You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



Is Johnny Boy sensitive about being spoofed, or what?



You sure are sensitive about it.



Got anything to add besides your penny-ante snipes? No? I didn't think
you did. Now, on topic, sort of:

I think it funny that the right-wing ****heads who started the spoofing
are now getting payback.


John H[_12_] January 10th 10 04:33 PM

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On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:59:08 -0500, Jim wrote:

On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.

Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?


Harry, here you go showing your self again.

What a lough.
--
John H

All decisions, even those of liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

Harry[_2_] January 10th 10 05:05 PM

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Harry wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
Harry wrote:
John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.
You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......

You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.


Is Johnny Boy sensitive about being spoofed, or what?



You sure are sensitive about it.



Got anything to add besides your penny-ante snipes? No? I didn't think
you did. Now, on topic, sort of:

I think it funny that the right-wing ****heads who started the spoofing
are now getting payback.

Oh mommy (sniff sniff) he hit me first.

Daffy Duck January 10th 10 05:29 PM

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On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:57:17 -0500, D.Duck wrote:

Harry wrote:
John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.
You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......

You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



Is Johnny Boy sensitive about being spoofed, or what?



You sure are sensitive about it.


Hmmmmm!


John H[_2_] January 10th 10 10:34 PM

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On 1/9/2010 9:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:28:47 -0500, John H
wrote:

It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.


Well, you got the last part right. I don't have any balls.




John H[_2_] January 10th 10 10:35 PM

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On 1/9/2010 9:08 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:44:55 -0500, wrote:

John H wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Might even see
a snow flurry this morning.


It's 23F here now. Think I'll go climb on the treadmill for a while. Hope she doesn't say she has a headache.




I am Tosk January 11th 10 02:29 AM

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In article , says...

On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......


You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.

Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?


Oh waaaahhh...;)

I am Tosk January 11th 10 02:29 AM

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In article ,
says...

On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:59:08 -0500, Jim wrote:

On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......

You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.



We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.

Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?


Harry, here you go showing your self again.

What a lough.


That wasn't Harry I don't think...

John H[_12_] January 11th 10 01:40 PM

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On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:29:56 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:59:08 -0500, Jim wrote:

On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.

You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......

You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.


We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.

Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?


Harry, here you go showing your self again.

What a lough.


That wasn't Harry I don't think...


They *all* sound like Harry. Except Da Plum. Harry has something
between his ears besides a vacuum. Don't know what, but something.
--

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

John H

Harry[_2_] January 11th 10 01:46 PM

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I am Tosk wrote:
In article , says...
On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.
You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......
You do realize to whom you're talking, right?

You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.


We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.

Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?


Oh waaaahhh...;)


One of us Harrys is really becoming unhinged. If only he could go hide
from the meanies in his big red barn.

Loogypicker[_2_] January 11th 10 05:06 PM

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On Jan 11, 8:46*am, Harry wrote:
I am Tosk wrote:
In article , says...
On 1/10/2010 10:29 AM, John H wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
*wrote:


On Jan 9, 8:28 am, John *wrote:
It's too cold. I'd freeze my balls off, if I had any.
You could always remove your Anal Beads, and use them......
You do realize to whom you're talking, right?


You guys show your true selves when you practice your spoofing.


We conservatives started the ID spoofing, and now we're being targeted
for it. I got caught red-handed spoofing Harry's ID (I forgot to switch
from my "Jim" account to my "Harry" account.) You're being targeted
because, well, because of your right-wing extremism.


Maybe if we 'fessed up to our ID spoofing and stopped doing it...
Naw, that would require spine on our part, right?


Oh waaaahhh...;)


One of us Harrys is really becoming unhinged. If only he could go hide
from the meanies in his big red barn.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


If he had one!


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