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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA)

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)

He put on a


dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and

tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)

he sat down with his
calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his

Computer


(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL),

poured himself a glass of
wine

(MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA),

and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA .

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA

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Jim wrote:









John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA)

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)

He put on a


dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and

tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)

he sat down with his
calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his

Computer


(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL),

poured himself a glass of
wine

(MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA),

and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA .

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA



Isn't everyone impressed with how clever I am. that is why I am flajim.

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"Jim" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

Isn't everyone impressed with how clever I am. that is why I am flajim.


You mean 'Made in Floriduh' Jim??
No wonder everyones' importing.

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Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

Isn't everyone impressed with how clever I am. that is why I am flajim.


You mean 'Made in Floriduh' Jim??
No wonder everyones' importing.



Importing what dip****. If you want to be my BFF you need to show some
smarts. Or at least try to.

--
If it's not posted with a mac, it's the real deal.

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Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

Isn't everyone impressed with how clever I am. that is why I am flajim.


You mean 'Made in Floriduh' Jim??
No wonder everyones' importing.


"everyones'" snerk