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jps December 22nd 09 04:00 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. —
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.

jps December 22nd 09 04:10 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. —
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.



It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.

Bill McKee December 22nd 09 04:58 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.



It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.


Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about the
same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not really
enter the body.



nom=de=plume December 22nd 09 07:13 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.


Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about the
same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not really
enter the body.



You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of those, 70%
of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved knives or cutting
instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume



jps December 22nd 09 07:14 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:58:21 -0800, "Bill McKee"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.


Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about the
same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not really
enter the body.


20 - 22% of how many incidents?

If a gun weren't available, how many of those assaults would be
perforned by a knife or ice pick?

It's easy to cherry pick numbers, and offer an illusory conclusion
without offering access to the full data and knowing who's doing the
data gathering and statistical analysis (to know what their agenda may
be).

So, you want to cite your source?

Harry[_2_] December 22nd 09 01:12 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. —
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.


Yup indeed. The poor child was blessed with good fortune.

What's the moral of this heart touching story?

--


Imagine being such a worthless p.o.s. that you post on usenet using
someone else's ID

Jack[_3_] December 22nd 09 03:35 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Dec 21, 11:08*pm, wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. *Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


SPRINGFIELD, Mo. —
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.


Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.


According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.


Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.


A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun.


It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the
rabid bitch she is.

Harry[_2_] December 22nd 09 03:38 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On 12/22/09 10:35 AM, Jack wrote:
On Dec 21, 11:08 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


SPRINGFIELD, Mo. —
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.


Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.


According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.


Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.


A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun.


It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the
rabid bitch she is.


Is she a relative of yours? Wouldn't surprise me to learn she was, eh,
jackoff? Hey, is your gov going out of town for the holidays?

Jack[_3_] December 22nd 09 03:47 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Dec 22, 2:13*am, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Bill McKee" wrote in message

m...







"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:


On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. *Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.


Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.


According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.


Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.


A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.


Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about the
same. *20-22%. *This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not really
enter the body.


You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of those, 70%
of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved knives or cutting
instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume


Your inability to reason is showing. Your statistic shows how many
people choose guns (70%) as compared to knives (14%) to commit
murder. Bill's statistic (the death rate) shows how many of each kind
of attack are actually fatal, 20-22%. Two different things, at least
to thinking people.

Don White[_3_] December 22nd 09 04:17 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
In article , naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

On 12/22/09 10:35 AM, Jack wrote:
On Dec 21, 11:08 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. ?
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.

It is good for her that he didn't have a gun.


It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the
rabid bitch she is.


Is she a relative of yours? Wouldn't surprise me to learn she was, eh,
jackoff? Hey, is your gov going out of town for the holidays?


**Jackass Alert**

Don White[_3_] December 22nd 09 04:27 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
Don White wrote:
In article , naled24511
@mypacks.net says...
On 12/22/09 10:35 AM, Jack wrote:
On Dec 21, 11:08 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. ?
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.
Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.
According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.
Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.
A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.
It is good for her that he didn't have a gun.
It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the
rabid bitch she is.

Is she a relative of yours? Wouldn't surprise me to learn she was, eh,
jackoff? Hey, is your gov going out of town for the holidays?


**Jackass Alert**


This is someone spoofing me.

i say "DANGER DANGER", NOT JACKASS ALERT.

nom=de=plume December 22nd 09 05:13 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
"Jack" wrote in message
...
On Dec 22, 2:13 am, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Bill McKee" wrote in message

m...







"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:


On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.


Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.


According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.


Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.


A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun


Yup.


Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about
the
same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not really
enter the body.


You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of those,
70%
of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved knives or
cutting
instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume


Your inability to reason is showing. Your statistic shows how many
people choose guns (70%) as compared to knives (14%) to commit
murder. Bill's statistic (the death rate) shows how many of each kind
of attack are actually fatal, 20-22%. Two different things, at least
to thinking people.



Huh? It shows how many were killed by each weapon of choice. Murder is
usually fatal. What a dopey person.

--
Nom=de=Plume



jps December 22nd 09 06:10 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....


Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.

I'll bet neither one of them would have been sorry for having shot the
other one to death. Is that your take, Gene?

Vic Smith December 22nd 09 06:32 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....


Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.


Just seeing this. You saying somebody was trying to rip off a parking
space from somebody else?
That's some heavy stuff.
Think in the old days they called that kind of "perp" a rustler.
No, maybe squatter. Anyway, probably ended in a gunfight.
Well, maybe if they were sodbusters they'd go after each other with
shovels. I didn't even know they made icepicks any more.
Can't remember the last time I saw an ice pick. Probably 40 years.
Never trust a woman who keeps an ice pick or straight razor in her
purse. And if she has a peg leg she's probably even more dangerous.
I heard once that to commit the perfect murder you stab the victim in
the eye with an icicle. Similar to an icepick, but the weapon melts.
Hard to get it to the crime scene in the summer without a good cooler.
BTW, peg legs are usually associated with pirates, who spend a lot of
time on boats.

--Vic



Jack[_3_] December 22nd 09 06:36 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Dec 22, 1:10*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene

wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. *Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?


Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....


Yeah, they should have both had guns. *Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.

I'll bet neither one of them would have been sorry for having shot the
other one to death. *Is that your take, Gene?


Instead of laying in a hospital with a punctured kidney, he'd be home
with his family, and the taxpayers wouldn't have to pay for the
violent felon's room and board.

Just hose down the parking lot and move on. Next person thinks twice
before attacking with deadly force. Works for me.

Bill McKee December 22nd 09 07:32 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun

Yup.


Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about the
same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not really
enter the body.



You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of those,
70% of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved knives or
cutting instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume


So you could not comprehend what you read, so the JD part had to go.



nom=de=plume December 22nd 09 08:13 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun

Yup.

Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about
the same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not
really enter the body.



You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of those,
70% of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved knives or
cutting instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume


So you could not comprehend what you read, so the JD part had to go.



Could you try again in English... I'm not a foreign speaker.


--
Nom=de=Plume



jps December 22nd 09 08:30 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:32:57 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....


Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.


Just seeing this. You saying somebody was trying to rip off a parking
space from somebody else?
That's some heavy stuff.
Think in the old days they called that kind of "perp" a rustler.
No, maybe squatter. Anyway, probably ended in a gunfight.
Well, maybe if they were sodbusters they'd go after each other with
shovels. I didn't even know they made icepicks any more.
Can't remember the last time I saw an ice pick. Probably 40 years.
Never trust a woman who keeps an ice pick or straight razor in her
purse. And if she has a peg leg she's probably even more dangerous.
I heard once that to commit the perfect murder you stab the victim in
the eye with an icicle. Similar to an icepick, but the weapon melts.
Hard to get it to the crime scene in the summer without a good cooler.
BTW, peg legs are usually associated with pirates, who spend a lot of
time on boats.

--Vic


Thanks for the entertainment. They still sell ice picks up here. You
can get block ice for coolers and, as you undoubtedly remember, it's
fun to chip off various sized pieces to cool your favorite libation.

If you do a quick search for the perp, you'll find a picture of a
little girl. When she gets out of wherever she's going, I'll be glad
to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her
from finding one?

She can go to Virginia and buy one without ID or a background check.
Such a purdy little thing ain't likely to cause any harm with a gun...

nom=de=plume December 22nd 09 10:03 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
"Gene" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, jps wrote:

I'll be glad
to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her
from finding one?


Of course not. But thanks for making the point... when guns are
outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.....
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

Forté Agent 6.00 Build 1186



Then, they'd be easy to round up.

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Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume December 22nd 09 10:42 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Bill McKee" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...

"jps" wrote in message
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On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in
a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday
in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun

Yup.

Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about
the same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not
really enter the body.



You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of
those, 70% of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved
knives or cutting instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume


So you could not comprehend what you read, so the JD part had to go.



Could you try again in English... I'm not a foreign speaker.


--
Nom=de=Plume


Not an American reader either.



I'm sorry for you. I know there are plenty of ESL classes around at Jr.
Colleges... give it a try!


--
Nom=de=Plume



Steve B[_2_] December 22nd 09 10:54 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 

"Vic Smith"

Just seeing this. You saying somebody was trying to rip off a parking
space from somebody else?
That's some heavy stuff.
Think in the old days they called that kind of "perp" a rustler.
No, maybe squatter. Anyway, probably ended in a gunfight.
Well, maybe if they were sodbusters they'd go after each other with
shovels. I didn't even know they made icepicks any more.
Can't remember the last time I saw an ice pick. Probably 40 years.
Never trust a woman who keeps an ice pick or straight razor in her
purse. And if she has a peg leg she's probably even more dangerous.
I heard once that to commit the perfect murder you stab the victim in
the eye with an icicle. Similar to an icepick, but the weapon melts.
Hard to get it to the crime scene in the summer without a good cooler.
BTW, peg legs are usually associated with pirates, who spend a lot of
time on boats.

--Vic


I grew up in Las Vegas. As a young man, I parked card on the Strip. Some
of the old wise guys were still around. One was Israel "Icepick Willie"
Willie Alderman. Google reveals some interesting reading on him. I saw him
once, about 1967. He looked mean as hell with blank eyes. He was a very
small fellow, too. One of the only times I ever saw anyone wear a wool
tweed trench coat in Las Vegas.

Steve



Bill McKee December 22nd 09 11:07 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 

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On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:08:38 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:


Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -
A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in
a
dispute over a parking spot.

Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday
in
Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car
confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping
center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted.

Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was
stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick.
Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney.

A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She
has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea.


It is good for her that he didn't have a gun

Yup.

Actually the death rate from knife wounds and handgun wounds is about
the same. 20-22%. This excludes minor cuts where the knife does not
really enter the body.



You're looney...

http://www.mail-archive.com/firearms.../msg00867.html

"The U.S. murder rate is 55 per million, according to the FBI. Of those,
70% of murders were committed with firearms; just 14% involved knives or
cutting instruments."

--
Nom=de=Plume


So you could not comprehend what you read, so the JD part had to go.



Could you try again in English... I'm not a foreign speaker.


--
Nom=de=Plume


Not an American reader either.



jps December 22nd 09 11:24 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:51:49 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, jps wrote:

I'll be glad
to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her
from finding one?


Of course not. But thanks for making the point... when guns are
outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.....


Is that a talking point, Gene?

Couldn't the profuse number of cheap handguns manufactured in the past
several decades account for their easy availability?

Golly, we should certainly thank the NRA and congress for ensuring
everyone can be armed several times over, no matter their mental
capacity or criminal history.

jps December 22nd 09 11:26 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:49:48 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....


Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.

I'll bet neither one of them would have been sorry for having shot the
other one to death. Is that your take, Gene?


My take is that, if she had come at me with an ice pick, she would be
the one with ".40 puncture marks." Once mayhem was in that darling
little 18 year old's mind, we changed gears and the "why" didn't
matter anymore.

A baby faced 18 year old, armed with an ice pick, assaulting a perfect
stranger over some imagined trivial event. Now, THAT is why we have
CCLs......


Yes, a gun vs. an ice pick. And what if she pulled a gun out and
before you recognized the threat, she started firing?

Sure didn't help the cops in Tacoma, even with open carry holsters.

Think it'd be easier to get to your weapon than the trained cops?

You betcha.

Harry[_2_] December 22nd 09 11:27 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On 12/22/09 6:24 PM, jps wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:51:49 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, wrote:

I'll be glad
to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her
from finding one?


Of course not. But thanks for making the point... when guns are
outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.....


Is that a talking point, Gene?

Couldn't the profuse number of cheap handguns manufactured in the past
several decades account for their easy availability?

Golly, we should certainly thank the NRA and congress for ensuring
everyone can be armed several times over, no matter their mental
capacity or criminal history.



I don't like cheap handguns. I buy fairly expensive ones.... :)

jps December 22nd 09 11:29 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:46:58 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:

Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.


So..... you think you might, due to human imperfection.....
uncontrollably fall prey to this sort of violence......?


I wouldn't bother to put myself in that circumstance if I weren't
armed with an ice pick or a gun. I might conduct myself with an eye
towards survival.

If someone stole my parking space I'd been waiting for I'd likely give
'em the salute but I seriously doubt I'd get out to argue with them or
pull a gun or an ice pick.

Would you, Gene?

Harry[_2_] December 22nd 09 11:38 PM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On 12/22/09 6:29 PM, jps wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:46:58 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, wrote:

Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.


So..... you think you might, due to human imperfection.....
uncontrollably fall prey to this sort of violence......?


I wouldn't bother to put myself in that circumstance if I weren't
armed with an ice pick or a gun. I might conduct myself with an eye
towards survival.

If someone stole my parking space I'd been waiting for I'd likely give
'em the salute but I seriously doubt I'd get out to argue with them or
pull a gun or an ice pick.

Would you, Gene?



I wouldn't fight over a parking space. I figure the other driver would
be a deranged loser like jackoff, herring, little justhate or
loogy...and since I rarely drive around "heeled," I'd have to kick 'em
in the nuts real hard.

S[_2_] December 23rd 09 12:13 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
In article ,
says...

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....


Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.


Just seeing this. You saying somebody was trying to rip off a parking
space from somebody else?
That's some heavy stuff.
Think in the old days they called that kind of "perp" a rustler.
No, maybe squatter. Anyway, probably ended in a gunfight.
Well, maybe if they were sodbusters they'd go after each other with
shovels. I didn't even know they made icepicks any more.
Can't remember the last time I saw an ice pick. Probably 40 years.
Never trust a woman who keeps an ice pick or straight razor in her
purse. And if she has a peg leg she's probably even more dangerous.
I heard once that to commit the perfect murder you stab the victim in
the eye with an icicle. Similar to an icepick, but the weapon melts.
Hard to get it to the crime scene in the summer without a good cooler.
BTW, peg legs are usually associated with pirates, who spend a lot of
time on boats.

--Vic



Pfffftttt...

Vic Smith December 23rd 09 12:45 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, jps wrote:



Thanks for the entertainment. They still sell ice picks up here. You
can get block ice for coolers and, as you undoubtedly remember, it's
fun to chip off various sized pieces to cool your favorite libation.

When I was a lad, living summers on a farm in the Ozarks, the
highlight of the week was to ride into Doniphan in the bed of my
grand dads' Ford pickup to get block ice from the ice house.
This was in the mid-50's
Wrapped the block in burlap feed bags and got it home with no
noticeable melt. It was for the icebox, as there was no refrigerator.
Don't remember handing the icepick myself, and there was never ice in
what we drank. Only remember drinking water, pulled with a bucket
from the well, and everybody used the dipper that stayed in the
bucket. Cool when the bucket was fresh, mineral laden, and delicious.
Summers were hot there.
Outhouse with the Sears catalog paper dispenser, Saturday bath in the
washtub, run around in your underpants, check your ears and balls for
ticks every night, and wake up most days with a couple spider bites.
The ice man was still making the rounds in Chicago about the same
time, but we had fridge there.
Think I used an icepick once in my life, sometimes later.
Seen maybe 5 different ones in my entire sheltered life.
Seen a lot more packing pullers and mech scribes than icepicks.
Might have bought 20 bags of crushed ice in my entire life for
coolers. You got me thinking I've lived a wasted life.
Does Walmart carry icepicks?
Might pick up a couple while there's still time.
Find a block of ice and a bottle of liquor.
Hey! You trying to make me an alcoholic?

--Vic



Jack[_3_] December 23rd 09 02:07 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
On Dec 22, 6:51*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:29:13 -0800, jps wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:46:58 -0500, Gene
wrote:


On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:


Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.


So..... you think you might, due to human imperfection.....
uncontrollably fall prey to this sort of violence......?


I wouldn't bother to put myself in that circumstance if I weren't
armed with an ice pick or a gun. *I might conduct myself with an eye
towards survival.


If someone stole my parking space I'd been waiting for I'd likely give
'em the salute but I seriously doubt I'd get out to argue with them or
pull a gun or an ice pick.


Would you, Gene?


No, not intentionally..... * but then, again, tripping all over
talking points... you miss THE point. The guy that got stabbed didn't
get the opportunity to make any of those decisions.... did he? *AND,
lacking appropriate tools, he had no way to defuse the situation....
or prevent her from ventilating his kidneys.....

..... if he's lucky, he'll only spend Christmas and New Year's in the
hospital.... he won't die slowly and painfully of a kidney infection.
Little Sweetie, the perp, will likely get a slap on the wrist and go
on to "bigger and better" things.....
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell


Your tagline says it all, Gene. You're conducting an exercise in
futility.


S[_2_] December 23rd 09 02:22 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 
In article ,
says...

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:49:48 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote:

Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh?

Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun.....

Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is
worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their
emotions.

I'll bet neither one of them would have been sorry for having shot the
other one to death. Is that your take, Gene?


My take is that, if she had come at me with an ice pick, she would be
the one with ".40 puncture marks." Once mayhem was in that darling
little 18 year old's mind, we changed gears and the "why" didn't
matter anymore.

A baby faced 18 year old, armed with an ice pick, assaulting a perfect
stranger over some imagined trivial event. Now, THAT is why we have
CCLs......


Yes, a gun vs. an ice pick. And what if she pulled a gun out and
before you recognized the threat, she started firing?


She might have won that one too...

Sure didn't help the cops in Tacoma, even with open carry holsters.

Think it'd be easier to get to your weapon than the trained cops?

You betcha.




Steve B[_2_] December 23rd 09 06:12 AM

Ice Pick Murder?
 


If someone stole my parking space I'd been waiting for I'd likely give
'em the salute but I seriously doubt I'd get out to argue with them or
pull a gun or an ice pick.


A skinny old fart once took my parking space. He saw me waiting, and slid
in with a small car like in Fried Green Tomatoes. He got out. I got out of
my car, but stood in the open door.

"You're a brave man", I said.

"Why's that?" he asked.

"You just stole my parking space, and now you're going to leave me here with
your car." I got in and drove to another space. He was standing by his
car. I went in and got a few items, about ten minutes. When I came out, he
was still standing by his car. As I drove off, I could still see him
standing next to his car.

At least I made him think about it.

Steve




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