My Vast Car Collection
 

I have a very nice collection of classic cars. Almost as vast as Jay
Leno's. I keep them in my Maryland red barn. The barn has stealth
technology, however, so you can't see it if you Google earth or Zillow
my address. You also can't see the half mile driveway. For some reason,
it looks much, much shorter from the air.

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