Green Balloons!
 

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On Dec 8, 5:24 pm, jps wrote:
Yeah, I have a safe words too. Like, get the **** out of my life.
What is wrong with these people?

Family Values Rule!!!

From Crooks & Liars:

The Scott County court clerk confirms a felony complaint has been
filed against former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton for an incident
that allegedly took place Nov. 15 in Sikeston, Mo.

The complaint alleges Jetton "recklessly caused serious physical
injury to ------- by hitting her on the head, and choking her
resulting in unconsciousness and the loss of the function of part of
her body."

UPDATE, 3:50: The affidavit attached to the probable cause statement
alleges Jetton went to the home of the victim Nov. 15, where he and
the victim drank wine and watched a football game. The victim claims
Jetton hit her on the face and choked her, leaving bruises that the
police department photographed.

The affidavit claims the assault occurred during the night and into
the morning of Nov. 16. It says Jetton and the victim agreed on a
"safe word" "to use as a stop word during intercourse."

The safe word was allegedly "green balloons." The next day, Jetton
allegedly told the victim: "You should have said green balloons." Read
on...

Brutal. Jetton is the former Missouri House Speaker, but his biggest
claim to fame was working as a political adviser to Mitt Romney during
his failed presidential campaign in 2008. Known as "jedijetton" on
Twitter, Rod tweets about attending CPAC -- and here's a photo of him
with everybody's favorite conservative battle axe, Phyillis Schlafly.

Wonkette adds the finishing touches to this story:

Rod Jetton is married with three children and attends Methodist church
regularly. He is affiliated with the Republican Party. He is a Real
American, the end.

Would you be posting these antics if the suspect in question was a
Democrat?

Probably not.

But before you place total sex scandals on the Conservative Republican
party, you should take a look he

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thega...ties-even.aspx


The difference is the hypocracy. Both groups have members who get embroiled
in these sorts of things. The difference is that the Republicans claim a
moral high ground.

You really should learn to call the Republicans childish names like I
do. Try this one next time: dumfoch.

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