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H the K[_4_] November 15th 09 10:58 PM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
On 11/15/09 5:49 PM, Don White wrote:
"H the wrote in message
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On 11/15/09 5:23 PM, Don White wrote:
"Just wrote in message
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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
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Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the
Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.


Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your
masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H

I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can
provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.


Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H


Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.


Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H


Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer,
drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!




It's his Alzheimer's...he can't remember much but the phrases he's just
posted, so he keeps repeating them, over and over and over and over, until
someone bashes him over the skull with a frying pan and loosens up a
couple of synapses.



I think we should all chip together and buy his long suffering wife a 'big
un'.



Batteries included?

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to
*communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among
the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster. As always, have a nice,
simple-minded day.

Jim November 15th 09 11:09 PM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
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On 11/15/09 5:23 PM, Don White wrote:
"Just wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
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Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume
Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the
Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.

Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your
masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H
I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can
provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.

Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H

Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.

Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H

Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer,
drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!



It's his Alzheimer's...he can't remember much but the phrases he's just
posted, so he keeps repeating them, over and over and over and over, until
someone bashes him over the skull with a frying pan and loosens up a
couple of synapses.



I think we should all chip together and buy his long suffering wife a 'big
un'.


That was totally uncalled for Donnie. You're turning into another
slammer. Think about the example you are setting for your son. It ain't
pretty.

Don White November 15th 09 11:25 PM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/15/09 5:49 PM, Don White wrote:
"H the wrote in message
...
On 11/15/09 5:23 PM, Don White wrote:
"Just wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
snipped

Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the
Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.


Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your
masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H

I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can
provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.


Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about
jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H


Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.


Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H


Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer,
drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!




It's his Alzheimer's...he can't remember much but the phrases he's just
posted, so he keeps repeating them, over and over and over and over,
until
someone bashes him over the skull with a frying pan and loosens up a
couple of synapses.



I think we should all chip together and buy his long suffering wife a
'big
un'.



Batteries included?


I'm thinking 12" cast iron frypan.... to help Johnny of course.



Don White November 15th 09 11:27 PM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 

"Jim" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/15/09 5:23 PM, Don White wrote:
"Just wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
snipped
Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume
Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the
Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.

Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your
masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H
I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can
provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.

Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about
jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H

Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.

Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H

Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer,
drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!



It's his Alzheimer's...he can't remember much but the phrases he's just
posted, so he keeps repeating them, over and over and over and over,
until someone bashes him over the skull with a frying pan and loosens up
a couple of synapses.



I think we should all chip together and buy his long suffering wife a
'big un'.

That was totally uncalled for Donnie. You're turning into another slammer.
Think about the example you are setting for your son. It ain't pretty.


Get your nasty little mind out of the gutter. I was referring to a frypan.



Jim November 15th 09 11:55 PM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/15/09 5:23 PM, Don White wrote:
"Just wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
snipped
Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume
Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the
Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.

Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your
masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H
I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can
provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.

Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about
jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H

Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.

Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H

Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer,
drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!


It's his Alzheimer's...he can't remember much but the phrases he's just
posted, so he keeps repeating them, over and over and over and over,
until someone bashes him over the skull with a frying pan and loosens up
a couple of synapses.


I think we should all chip together and buy his long suffering wife a
'big un'.

That was totally uncalled for Donnie. You're turning into another slammer.
Think about the example you are setting for your son. It ain't pretty.


Get your nasty little mind out of the gutter. I was referring to a frypan.


BACKFIRE!!! What makes you think I wasn't chastising you for suggesting
John's wife should behave like slammer.
John was right. Your mind is truly in the gutter.

Just John November 16th 09 01:12 AM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:23:56 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"Just John" wrote in message
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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"JohnH," wrote in message
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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
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"JohnH," wrote in message
om...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
snipped

Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.


Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H

I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.


Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H


Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.


Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H


Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer, drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!


What word, Donnie? Masturbation? You keep talking about it but find
the word offensive?

Next time you start discussing jacking off and the palm sisters, keep
in mind what you're discussing. Maybe your son should read some of
your ****.
--

John H

Rob November 16th 09 01:13 AM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
Don White wrote:
"Just wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
snipped

Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.


Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H

I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.


Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H


Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.


Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H


Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer, drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!



Now THAT'S a bizarre fantasy, Don!

Rob

Rob November 16th 09 01:14 AM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
Don White wrote:
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nom=de=plume wrote:
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nom=de=plume wrote:
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nom=de=plume wrote:
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nom=de=plume wrote:
"Don wrote in message
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Bill McKee wrote:
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On 11/11/09 1:01 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in
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On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:15:54 -0500, Keith Nuttle
wrote:

nom=de=plume wrote:
"Keith wrote in
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nom=de=plume wrote:
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Every once in a while I have to re-read this.


http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin...es;read=147965
Yeah, that's pretty funny stuff... been around a long
time,
still
funny.

While this event may or may not be actual I have had
enough
experience
with government agencies to know the situation is real
which
makes me
look
forward to trying to get assistance for a medical
problems
out
of
a
government control health care system.

The beavers are, when you get down to it, Obama's fault.
Did
I
sum
that
up
correctly?

I said nothing about obama. Since you brought him into the
conversation,
I assume you feel that obama's insurance plans is a threat
to
having a
good responsive insurance system
Most folks have grown weary of making the plum look like a
dip****.
I
can see you're still enjoying the experience.

I guess it takes a dip**** to know a dip****. I'm glad you
guys
have
something in common!


Da' boys are afraid of wimmins.

The winmins are smarter and better lookin too. :)

--
Nom=de=Plume


Mirror broke also.
I guess so. Unless she is willing to admit the photo she put up
was
not
her. And that would make her a liar.


Would that burst your little fantasy, Jimmy?

It would I'm sure. He sounds like a sick puppy. Perhaps he wants
my
street
address also? That's not going to happen.


Don't flatter yourself.

Rob


I don't need to. Perhaps you should. It's quite good for
self-esteem.


Self esteem? You may have to rely on that.

Rob


Apparently, it's an alien concept for you. I'm sure if you work at it,
you
can gain some.


Nice spin attempt. Your admirers might buy it.

Rob


Self-esteem is spin? My admirers get it for free.


They are horny, old men. If that works for you...live on!

Rob



Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the Palm Sisters
must be free this weekend.



Good work helping this group return to boating, Don. That is your
mission, right?

Rob

Rob November 16th 09 01:18 AM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
jps wrote:

He's a dimwit. Old men aren't horny, much. They're into a different
sorts of stimulation, as is evident in Bad Jim and Herring.


That is a really odd statement.

Rob

Rob November 16th 09 01:21 AM

"Those Dam Beavers!"
 
Just John wrote:
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:23:56 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"Just wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:09:39 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:40:27 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
snipped

Not sure who you're referring to, but you sound jealous.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Maybe Jackoff can line Ditzy Dan/Rob up with a date. One of the Palm
Sisters
must be free this weekend.


Don, do you really believe the plum is interested in your masturbatory
fantasies? Man, you are one sick dude.
--

John H

I doubt she's interested in anything you or your Dopey Army can provide.
I'm just providing *intel*, as you soldier boys might call it.


Maybe you should ask her if she wants your 'intel' on your
masturbation visions. Do you think she needs to know how you're
thinking of masturbation all the time? You keep talking about jacking
off and using your palms. Holy ****, it's sick!
--

John H


Johnny..you're so excited you're getting it wrong as usual.
It's one of your corporals...Jackoff, who dates the Palm Sisters.


Don, you're the only person here preoccupied with jacking off and
masturbatory fantasies. Get some help.
--

John H


Just how many times are you going to say that word?
You remind me of a pathetic dirty old man, sitting at his computer, drooling
over his shirtfront and keyboard while shouting out words with sexual
connotations
Get some help!


What word, Donnie? Masturbation? You keep talking about it but find
the word offensive?

Next time you start discussing jacking off and the palm sisters, keep
in mind what you're discussing. Maybe your son should read some of
your ****.


His son may be *writing* some of his ****. His wife, if he still has
one, would be the one who should read it.

Rob


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