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On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 16:34:17 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
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The first part sort of reminds me of a semi-coherent part of a John Cage
concert. I went to one many years ago and fell asleep on my date's shoulder.
The last thing I remembered was a baby crying. It was part of the
performance!

You're an insurance salesman? That's almost as bad as a lawyer.


Was the concert in an auto parts junkyard? Have admired his work but
from a distance and in small doses.

Woody Allen had it right in Take the Money and Run. As punishment, he
was put in the hole for with an insurance salesman. Or, his famous
line: "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent
an evening with an insurance salesman?"
 
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