Just a Funny!
 

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South, or
are just a bigot. Some of you will enjoy this more than others...
Southerners can be so polite!




Overheard at Hartsfield International.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us!"