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Tim Ingram states that simply being a member of the RBP usenet group
makes you part of a dark conspiracy to kill Americans, but not
Canadians. Since Tim Ingram is a member of the RBP usent group, Tim
Ingram is therefore part of the dark conspiracy to kill Americans, but
not Canadians.

Tim, why are Canadians exempted from this dark conspiracy? Can't they
go to Google Groups and join this usenet group just like you did?
That's how it works, isn't it? Join a usent group and become
complicit in someone's dark conspiracy? Or start one?

If I started cutting and pasting accusations over and over again does
it make it true? Of course not.

You are a member of the usenet group you vilify. That makes what you
say your fault.

Get professional help, and for goodness sakes, stay out of the water.

Rich

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Awesome photo, John. I was expecting a lake or pond but even better
cruising down the river! Very nice!

Rich

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On Oct 13, 7:27*am, Rich wrote:
Tim Ingram states that simply being a member of the RBP usenet group
makes you part of a dark conspiracy to kill Americans, but not
Canadians. *Since Tim Ingram is a member of the RBP usent group, Tim
Ingram is therefore part of the dark conspiracy to kill Americans, but
not Canadians.

Tim, why are Canadians exempted from this dark conspiracy? *Can't they
go to Google Groups and join this usenet group just like you did?
That's how it works, isn't it? *Join a usent group and become
complicit in someone's dark conspiracy? *Or start one?

If I started cutting and pasting accusations over and over again does
it make it true? *Of course not.

You are a member of the usenet group you vilify. *That makes what you
say your fault.

Get professional help, and for goodness sakes, stay out of the water.

Rich

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I just find it absolutely astonishing that Tim, a member of RBP, can
believe that RBP has anything to do with the accidental deaths of
those teenagers. Since Tim is a member of the group he accuses, he is
continually accusing himself. Therefore, Tim is guilty of his own
accusations. That is why everyone complains about his cut and paste
puke because he is in a "did not - did to" infantile arguement.

I don't care if they used sponsons on the Mayflower, I wouldn't go out
paddling when small craft warnings were posted. The Darlington boys
died because they had no business being out there during those
conditions. Tim does not grasp the concept of personal
responsibility.


So I know he is going to puke his garbage over and over and over but I
feel I have the right to point out the facts when the lunatic is out
of the asylum. It's not like there is anything else to do on RBP and
Tim would puke his garbage on anything anyone says anyway. The
alternative is just pack up and leave like the last guy.


Rich



Dear Rich:

You are an American apparently molded in the fashion of Sarah Palin,
McCain, Limbaugh, or any of the GOP laughingstocks. You probably want
to deny health care to American children because you believe it is
"God's will that they should suffer". Most Americans are not as
stupid
as you. Most Americans believe they all deserve health care and they
all deserve the safest canoes and kayaks, cars, bicycles etc. Most
Americans believe canoes and kayaks without any form of self-rescue
should not be used. Any canoe or kayak, Rich, whether 100 feet from
shore, or in the Gulf of Mexico is deadly: Deadly due to NO canoe and
kayak rescue capability.


You, Rich, and the crazy killers posting today apparently want canoes
and kayaks to be without rescue capability in a farm pond or on open
waters where canoes and kayaks are normally paddled, and fast-rising
winds and waves normally occur without warning. If you were honest
you
would simply state no schools should use canoes and kayaks without
fool-proof 5 second rescue capability on http://www.sponsonguy.com
Or perhaps you think these children deserve to die?


Read again care fully, (perhaps you did not understand fully.):


Thanks Rich:


Of course the 2 dead Darlington school boys could have gotten out of
the water in 5 seconds with 50 cent foam sponsons, and stayed out,
even rescued other victims from the water, like the canoe and kayaks
crossing both Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, like the 10 year old girls
on http://www.sponsonguy.com


But rec.boats.paddle posters and the American Canoe Association have
murdered over 1,500 Americans in Canoes and Kayaks (US Coast Guard
BARD), including over 200 American children. America needs democracy,
health care, law, order and justice. Send the criminals to paddle
around Guantanamo Bay. They are the real terrorists on American soil;
who make canoes and kayaks as dangerous as possible, with no means to
get out of the water, swimming pool or Gulf of Mexico or farm pond!


Tim

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On Oct 13, 6:34*pm, Rich wrote:
Awesome photo, John. *I was expecting a lake or pond but even better
cruising down the river! *Very nice!

Rich

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I just find it absolutely astonishing that Tim, a member of RBP, can
believe that RBP has anything to do with the accidental deaths of
those teenagers. Since Tim is a member of the group he accuses, he is
continually accusing himself. Therefore, Tim is guilty of his own
accusations. That is why everyone complains about his cut and paste
puke because he is in a "did not - did to" infantile arguement.

I don't care if they used sponsons on the Mayflower, I wouldn't go out
paddling when small craft warnings were posted. The Darlington boys
died because they had no business being out there during those
conditions. Tim does not grasp the concept of personal
responsibility.


So I know he is going to puke his garbage over and over and over but I
feel I have the right to point out the facts when the lunatic is out
of the asylum. It's not like there is anything else to do on RBP and
Tim would puke his garbage on anything anyone says anyway. The
alternative is just pack up and leave like the last guy.


Rich



Dear Rich:

You are an American apparently molded in the fashion of Sarah Palin,
McCain, Limbaugh, or any of the GOP laughingstocks. You probably want
to deny health care to American children because you believe it is
"God's will that they should suffer". Most Americans are not as
stupid
as you. Most Americans believe they all deserve health care and they
all deserve the safest canoes and kayaks, cars, bicycles etc. Most
Americans believe canoes and kayaks without any form of self-rescue
should not be used. Any canoe or kayak, Rich, whether 100 feet from
shore, or in the Gulf of Mexico is deadly: Deadly due to NO canoe and
kayak rescue capability.


You, Rich, and the crazy killers posting today apparently want canoes
and kayaks to be without rescue capability in a farm pond or on open
waters where canoes and kayaks are normally paddled, and fast-rising
winds and waves normally occur without warning. If you were honest
you
would simply state no schools should use canoes and kayaks without
fool-proof 5 second rescue capability on http://www.sponsonguy.com
Or perhaps you think these children deserve to die?


Read again care fully, (perhaps you did not understand fully.):


Thanks Rich:


Of course the 2 dead Darlington school boys could have gotten out of
the water in 5 seconds with 50 cent foam sponsons, and stayed out,
even rescued other victims from the water, like the canoe and kayaks
crossing both Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, like the 10 year old girls
on http://www.sponsonguy.com


But rec.boats.paddle posters and the American Canoe Association have
murdered over 1,500 Americans in Canoes and Kayaks (US Coast Guard
BARD), including over 200 American children. America needs democracy,
health care, law, order and justice. Send the criminals to paddle
around Guantanamo Bay. They are the real terrorists on American soil;
who make canoes and kayaks as dangerous as possible, with no means to
get out of the water, swimming pool or Gulf of Mexico or farm pond!


Tim

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Tim would have wanted sponsons on the Hindenburg....wait...it was a
sponson.

Rich

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a sponson-free art form

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As the title of this topic states, this is adult content. Tim cannot
prove anything he says, he just cuts and pastes the same puke over and
over again without any supporting documentation. This usenet group
received no money as Timmy claims as part of some dark conspiracy and
Tim cannot prove anything he says. He subscribed to this usenet group
just like I did and has no more standing to defend or promote the
usenet group than I do. He is a single, solitary usenet subscriber
who has chosen this forum for his own personal rantings. If the
product he was selling was authentic it would stand on its own
merits. Would he claim responsibility for the first sponson-related
fatality as some poor naive person paddled out into 5-foot waves
trusting in Tim's 50 cent product? Maybe he would give them their 50
cents back. I'll put my faith in personal training, growth and
development, and knowing what the limits of safe boating are.

Please get out of the water, Tim. You are in over your head.

Rich

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On Oct 15, 7:51*am, Rich wrote:
As the title of this topic states, this is adult content. *Tim cannot
prove anything he says, he just cuts and pastes the same puke over and
over again without any supporting documentation. *This usenet group
received no money as Timmy claims as part of some dark conspiracy and
Tim cannot prove anything he says. *He subscribed to this usenet group
just like I did and has no more standing to defend or promote the
usenet group than I do. *He is a single, solitary usenet subscriber
who has chosen this forum for his own personal rantings. *If the
product he was selling was authentic it would stand on its own
merits. *Would he claim responsibility for the first sponson-related
fatality as some poor naive person paddled out into 5-foot waves
trusting in Tim's 50 cent product? *Maybe he would give them their 50
cents back. *I'll put my faith in personal training, growth and
development, and knowing what the limits of safe boating are.

Please get out of the water, Tim. *You are in over your head.

Rich

Oh, Tim's products are a LOT more than 50 cents!!! The "50 cent
sponsons" he talks about are HOMEMADE! (Yes, I've skimmed his
egocentric webpage!)

I doubt ole Timmy Boy is even a boater! Anymore, if he ever was.

John Kuthe...

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PUKE! PUKE! PUKE!!

John Kuthe...

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Hello TimIngram, you wrote:

It is very simple: Canoes and kayaks are the most unstable form of
boat in the history of the world, accomplished by narrow beam
without any form of stabilizing beam buoyancy in emergencies.

I'll have you know that my kayak is 21 inches long, and has a beam of
18 feet! No need for beam enhancing sponsons on this fine craft! I
just turn myself sideways and paddle it that way. Is that okay?

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Melissa