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Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but
they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear, that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT.. It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL DEEP BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................."PRESIDENT BIDEN" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO, the horror. |
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"Frogwatch" wrote in message
... Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear, that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT.. It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL DEEP BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................"PRESIDENT BIDEN" Reply: Reminds me of Bush the First. Quayle? Actually, it kind of reminds me of Bush the Second. I can't imagine what would have happened if Cheney had become president. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "Frogwatch" wrote in message ... Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear, that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT.. It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL DEEP BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................"PRESIDENT BIDEN" Reply: Reminds me of Bush the First. Quayle? Actually, it kind of reminds me of Bush the Second. I can't imagine what would have happened if Cheney had become president. -- Nom=de=Plume We'd have all been allowed to go hunting with a lawyer..... |
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On 10/6/09 9:58 AM, Gene wrote:
On Mon, 5 Oct 2009 20:38:34 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch wrote: Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful than anything in Harry Potter. Speaking of Harry Potter.... couldn't get the motorcycle going Sunday so I sat down all grumbly at the TV and watched one, for the first time.... amusing. Though apparently, others *really* felt threatened.... http://tinyurl.com/ydoabne Isn't it wonderful that the right-wing religious loonies fear...Harry Potter! :) -- Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger: Idiots All |
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On Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:58:16 -0400, Gene
wrote: On Mon, 5 Oct 2009 20:38:34 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch wrote: Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful than anything in Harry Potter. Speaking of Harry Potter.... couldn't get the motorcycle going Sunday so I sat down all grumbly at the TV and watched one, for the first time.... amusing. Though apparently, others *really* felt threatened.... http://tinyurl.com/ydoabne What's wrong with the bike? Oh, and I enjoyed all the Potter movies, after reading the books. Gotta keep up with the 12 year-olds, you know. |
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"mmc" wrote in message
ng.com... "nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "Frogwatch" wrote in message ... Dems worry that some unhinged Republican will take a shot at Obama but they fail to realize he has been protected by a charm more powerful than anything in Harry Potter. When used, this charm immediately causes the potential assassin to realize his insanity and he feels instant remorse. If this charm is uttered, it has the capacity to stop entire armies of right wingers in their tracks. It is so powerful, that it should never be spoken aloud for fear of causing mass panic. This two word charm has such ability to instill fear, that I can cause you to turn white with fear JUST BY YOU READING IT.. It is the ultimate protection for President Obama making the entire Secret Service redundant. I am going to give it to you but I have to steel myself for the horror it induces even in me. OK, TAKE SEVERAL DEEP BREATHES.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................"PRESIDENT BIDEN" Reply: Reminds me of Bush the First. Quayle? Actually, it kind of reminds me of Bush the Second. I can't imagine what would have happened if Cheney had become president. -- Nom=de=Plume We'd have all been allowed to go hunting with a lawyer..... ROFL!!! -- Nom=de=Plume |
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