Oh gee......
 

I'm SO hurt by Scotty Fingerhole, and his buddies altering my
name...oh gee, what SHALL I do? Oh me oh my.....Scotty Fingerhole has
such finesse. Oh my.Too bad he cant build Punts worth a ****, and is a
CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL who wants to "**** me"....... Oh dear, what shall I
do.......

" Scotty Ingersoll, Woodstock Connecticuts Closet Homosexual Punt
Builder "