Do they Come Equipped
 

With a built-in Dildo for you to park your raggedy ass on when
"paddling"?
Of course, the closet Homosexual Scotty wont see this (he SAYS) , but
it will STILL BE HERE.
I'm not going away this time, cock-sucker. I let it go, YOU started it
again.
All your "buddies" can call me what they want, their opinions mean
ZIP. Mikey has already run to your rescue, but I don't see Loogy, or
Herring. Both chicken-****s anyway.
Better cease smoking the "crop". The Cops, I bet, would LOVE to hear
about it.I wonder what they'd find out back, in the bushes?????

Woodstock Conn. home of the "Closet Homosexual Canoe Builder"