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JustWait wrote:
In article , says... Loogie said: "like crap pee through a toad!" I say: WHAT??? Well, I WAS going to say like crap through a goose, and decided to change it to like pee through a toad. I apparently left the crap in. |
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In article dc77640f-adb3-45ed-8bd3- , says... On Sep 11, 9:49 am, JustWait wrote: In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article e4b5a86c-6f90-4013-9fea-85e6b9e67723 @a7g2000yqo.googlegroups.com, says... On Sep 11, 12:34 am, TopBassDog wrote: On Sep 10, 2:15 pm, Tim wrote: StupidBell&Howellcell phone! I know it's time to upgrade so.... The next one is going to be a Curtis Mathis! Hello Tim. Before ditching your time-honoured B & H cell phone for a Curtis Mathis. May I suggest you look into the Capehart brand? Homer Capehart's are obscure, rare, and made to discriminating standards that one of your calibre could enjoy and appreciate. However. A person of your vast experience and electrical knowledge may find it more refined if you built your own. And by doing so, you can control the quality of your own product. Yes. It can be done! http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/003753.html Hey thanks, man. I dont't hink I'm ready to tacke building my own cell phone quite yet. But I found the problem with my B&W. It had a microphonic 12ax7 tube. ?;^ ) Hey, I think my superchamp has one of those...;) The one in the trunk of your Ford Maverick? Back then, it would haven been strapped to the back of my Honda 500 twin...;) -- Wafa free since 2009- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Huh! a motorcycle with it's own boom box. Hey man! you started a trend! Used a magnetic antenna and a CB radio in the back bag on longer trips too... Used to screw with my buds once in a while too until they figured out I had it on there. Okay, another story. My cousin was a truck driver. The local bar had a base station CB radio that was very powerful. The bar also had a crude version of a video game called Astro Blaster. Well, it just so happened that when they broadcast through the CB, you could hear them on the speaker for that game. Okay, so me and my brother come in, and because we're young hippy types, my cousin figures we're on at least one substance. So me and my bro are standing by this machine, under the influence, sipping a beer, and the machine says "Asshole blaster.....put a quarter in me you son of a bitch"!!!!! I look at my brother thinking, I wonder if that really happened, then it did it a couple of more times, until my cousin came out laughing his ass off at us. |
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says... JustWait wrote: In article , says... Loogie said: "like crap pee through a toad!" I say: WHAT??? Well, I WAS going to say like crap through a goose, and decided to change it to like pee through a toad. I apparently left the crap in. "Crap through a goose"?? What? Guess I wouldn't make a very good redneck;) ?? -- Wafa free since 2009 |
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says... JustWait wrote: In article dc77640f-adb3-45ed-8bd3- , says... On Sep 11, 9:49 am, JustWait wrote: In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article e4b5a86c-6f90-4013-9fea-85e6b9e67723 @a7g2000yqo.googlegroups.com, says... On Sep 11, 12:34 am, TopBassDog wrote: On Sep 10, 2:15 pm, Tim wrote: StupidBell&Howellcell phone! I know it's time to upgrade so.... The next one is going to be a Curtis Mathis! Hello Tim. Before ditching your time-honoured B & H cell phone for a Curtis Mathis. May I suggest you look into the Capehart brand? Homer Capehart's are obscure, rare, and made to discriminating standards that one of your calibre could enjoy and appreciate. However. A person of your vast experience and electrical knowledge may find it more refined if you built your own. And by doing so, you can control the quality of your own product. Yes. It can be done! http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/003753.html Hey thanks, man. I dont't hink I'm ready to tacke building my own cell phone quite yet. But I found the problem with my B&W. It had a microphonic 12ax7 tube. ?;^ ) Hey, I think my superchamp has one of those...;) The one in the trunk of your Ford Maverick? Back then, it would haven been strapped to the back of my Honda 500 twin...;) -- Wafa free since 2009- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Huh! a motorcycle with it's own boom box. Hey man! you started a trend! Used a magnetic antenna and a CB radio in the back bag on longer trips too... Used to screw with my buds once in a while too until they figured out I had it on there. Okay, another story. My cousin was a truck driver. The local bar had a base station CB radio that was very powerful. The bar also had a crude version of a video game called Astro Blaster. Well, it just so happened that when they broadcast through the CB, you could hear them on the speaker for that game. Okay, so me and my brother come in, and because we're young hippy types, my cousin figures we're on at least one substance. So me and my bro are standing by this machine, under the influence, sipping a beer, and the machine says "Asshole blaster.....put a quarter in me you son of a bitch"!!!!! I look at my brother thinking, I wonder if that really happened, then it did it a couple of more times, until my cousin came out laughing his ass off at us. Frekin' pranks huh.. My bud pulled the best one ever. He was somewhat of an evil scientist as it were, fooling with home made capacitors that he could charge at home on the train transformer and whack somebody with a charge at school.. Did the kiss thing with the flame with distilled petroleum, etc... So one night we are sitting there fishing for buzz fish and I am talking to my girl. All of a sudden I see Steve on the other side of the room and he aims a long tube at me and it fires! A projectile comes about three quarters across the room and fizzles to the ground, scared the living **** out of me... Turned out the projectile was a bunched up black plastic garbage bag fired out of three foot pvc pipe with hairspray propelant... After it was over, we had a great laugh, well, after I stopped kicking his ass...;) -- Wafa free since 2009 |
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JustWait wrote:
In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article , says... Loogie said: "like crap pee through a toad!" I say: WHAT??? Well, I WAS going to say like crap through a goose, and decided to change it to like pee through a toad. I apparently left the crap in. "Crap through a goose"?? What? Guess I wouldn't make a very good redneck;) ?? Geese crap just about constantly. |
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In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article dc77640f-adb3-45ed-8bd3- , says... On Sep 11, 9:49 am, JustWait wrote: In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article e4b5a86c-6f90-4013-9fea-85e6b9e67723 @a7g2000yqo.googlegroups.com, says... On Sep 11, 12:34 am, TopBassDog wrote: On Sep 10, 2:15 pm, Tim wrote: StupidBell&Howellcell phone! I know it's time to upgrade so.... The next one is going to be a Curtis Mathis! Hello Tim. Before ditching your time-honoured B & H cell phone for a Curtis Mathis. May I suggest you look into the Capehart brand? Homer Capehart's are obscure, rare, and made to discriminating standards that one of your calibre could enjoy and appreciate. However. A person of your vast experience and electrical knowledge may find it more refined if you built your own. And by doing so, you can control the quality of your own product. Yes. It can be done! http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/003753.html Hey thanks, man. I dont't hink I'm ready to tacke building my own cell phone quite yet. But I found the problem with my B&W. It had a microphonic 12ax7 tube. ?;^ ) Hey, I think my superchamp has one of those...;) The one in the trunk of your Ford Maverick? Back then, it would haven been strapped to the back of my Honda 500 twin...;) -- Wafa free since 2009- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Huh! a motorcycle with it's own boom box. Hey man! you started a trend! Used a magnetic antenna and a CB radio in the back bag on longer trips too... Used to screw with my buds once in a while too until they figured out I had it on there. Okay, another story. My cousin was a truck driver. The local bar had a base station CB radio that was very powerful. The bar also had a crude version of a video game called Astro Blaster. Well, it just so happened that when they broadcast through the CB, you could hear them on the speaker for that game. Okay, so me and my brother come in, and because we're young hippy types, my cousin figures we're on at least one substance. So me and my bro are standing by this machine, under the influence, sipping a beer, and the machine says "Asshole blaster.....put a quarter in me you son of a bitch"!!!!! I look at my brother thinking, I wonder if that really happened, then it did it a couple of more times, until my cousin came out laughing his ass off at us. Frekin' pranks huh.. My bud pulled the best one ever. He was somewhat of an evil scientist as it were, fooling with home made capacitors that he could charge at home on the train transformer and whack somebody with a charge at school.. Did the kiss thing with the flame with distilled petroleum, etc... So one night we are sitting there fishing for buzz fish and I am talking to my girl. All of a sudden I see Steve on the other side of the room and he aims a long tube at me and it fires! A projectile comes about three quarters across the room and fizzles to the ground, scared the living **** out of me... Turned out the projectile was a bunched up black plastic garbage bag fired out of three foot pvc pipe with hairspray propelant... After it was over, we had a great laugh, well, after I stopped kicking his ass...;) Funny you should mention capacitors. While going to school, I worked for a lawn mower repair place. I worked on push lawnmowers mostly with Briggs engines. Well, had a capacitor checking machine that would charge it and test it. Then you could, if you want, hit the button to discharge it. The guy that owned the place let his six year old kid do just about whatever he wanted. He'd always come and start fiddling with stuff on your bench. SO I charge me up a capacitor and sit it there on the bench. Sure enough, he comes up and picks it up!!!!! He NEVER messed with my stuff again. |
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says... JustWait wrote: In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article dc77640f-adb3-45ed-8bd3- , says... On Sep 11, 9:49 am, JustWait wrote: In article , says... JustWait wrote: In article e4b5a86c-6f90-4013-9fea-85e6b9e67723 @a7g2000yqo.googlegroups.com, says... On Sep 11, 12:34 am, TopBassDog wrote: On Sep 10, 2:15 pm, Tim wrote: StupidBell&Howellcell phone! I know it's time to upgrade so.... The next one is going to be a Curtis Mathis! Hello Tim. Before ditching your time-honoured B & H cell phone for a Curtis Mathis. May I suggest you look into the Capehart brand? Homer Capehart's are obscure, rare, and made to discriminating standards that one of your calibre could enjoy and appreciate. However. A person of your vast experience and electrical knowledge may find it more refined if you built your own. And by doing so, you can control the quality of your own product. Yes. It can be done! http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/003753.html Hey thanks, man. I dont't hink I'm ready to tacke building my own cell phone quite yet. But I found the problem with my B&W. It had a microphonic 12ax7 tube. ?;^ ) Hey, I think my superchamp has one of those...;) The one in the trunk of your Ford Maverick? Back then, it would haven been strapped to the back of my Honda 500 twin...;) -- Wafa free since 2009- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Huh! a motorcycle with it's own boom box. Hey man! you started a trend! Used a magnetic antenna and a CB radio in the back bag on longer trips too... Used to screw with my buds once in a while too until they figured out I had it on there. Okay, another story. My cousin was a truck driver. The local bar had a base station CB radio that was very powerful. The bar also had a crude version of a video game called Astro Blaster. Well, it just so happened that when they broadcast through the CB, you could hear them on the speaker for that game. Okay, so me and my brother come in, and because we're young hippy types, my cousin figures we're on at least one substance. So me and my bro are standing by this machine, under the influence, sipping a beer, and the machine says "Asshole blaster.....put a quarter in me you son of a bitch"!!!!! I look at my brother thinking, I wonder if that really happened, then it did it a couple of more times, until my cousin came out laughing his ass off at us. Frekin' pranks huh.. My bud pulled the best one ever. He was somewhat of an evil scientist as it were, fooling with home made capacitors that he could charge at home on the train transformer and whack somebody with a charge at school.. Did the kiss thing with the flame with distilled petroleum, etc... So one night we are sitting there fishing for buzz fish and I am talking to my girl. All of a sudden I see Steve on the other side of the room and he aims a long tube at me and it fires! A projectile comes about three quarters across the room and fizzles to the ground, scared the living **** out of me... Turned out the projectile was a bunched up black plastic garbage bag fired out of three foot pvc pipe with hairspray propelant... After it was over, we had a great laugh, well, after I stopped kicking his ass...;) Funny you should mention capacitors. While going to school, I worked for a lawn mower repair place. I worked on push lawnmowers mostly with Briggs engines. Well, had a capacitor checking machine that would charge it and test it. Then you could, if you want, hit the button to discharge it. The guy that owned the place let his six year old kid do just about whatever he wanted. He'd always come and start fiddling with stuff on your bench. SO I charge me up a capacitor and sit it there on the bench. Sure enough, he comes up and picks it up!!!!! He NEVER messed with my stuff again. Cool...;) -- Wafa free since 2009 |
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"NotNow" wrote in message ... Funny you should mention capacitors. While going to school, I worked for a lawn mower repair place. I worked on push lawnmowers mostly with Briggs engines. Well, had a capacitor checking machine that would charge it and test it. Then you could, if you want, hit the button to discharge it. The guy that owned the place let his six year old kid do just about whatever he wanted. He'd always come and start fiddling with stuff on your bench. SO I charge me up a capacitor and sit it there on the bench. Sure enough, he comes up and picks it up!!!!! He NEVER messed with my stuff again. Oh my...now it all comes out. Is this how it started? |
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