So, where do I apply?
 

I hear about all these new jobs. I would like to go apply for some of these
new jobs. Maybe in the "green" area. Maybe just Davis Bacon jobs holding a
SLOW/STOP sign. After the proper government funded and approved training
school, that is. Trouble is, in my neighborhood, I can't find any. Any in
yours? Mr. Obama says we are on the road to recovery, and in his campaign
promised a job for everyone. Says we have turned the corner, but all I see
on my corner is fat chicks that are so ugly, they only come out after dark.

I don't think I'd qualify for a government job, as I am a lifelong
registered libertarian, and taking a government job would violate my
principles, but then, maybe with affirmative action, I could get a good
government job that required me to do nothing, and they would just mail me a
check every month. And don't forget the benefits, Platinum Plan Health
Insurance included.

Help appreciated.

Steve

So, where do I apply?
 

In article ,
says...

I hear about all these new jobs. I would like to go apply for some of these
new jobs. Maybe in the "green" area. Maybe just Davis Bacon jobs holding a
SLOW/STOP sign. After the proper government funded and approved training
school, that is. Trouble is, in my neighborhood, I can't find any. Any in
yours? Mr. Obama says we are on the road to recovery, and in his campaign
promised a job for everyone. Says we have turned the corner, but all I see
on my corner is fat chicks that are so ugly, they only come out after dark.

I don't think I'd qualify for a government job, as I am a lifelong
registered libertarian, and taking a government job would violate my
principles, but then, maybe with affirmative action, I could get a good
government job that required me to do nothing, and they would just mail me a
check every month. And don't forget the benefits, Platinum Plan Health
Insurance included.

Help appreciated.

Steve

Well, based on the slowing of the job loss in the last report (down
about 70% iirc), we are making some kind of comeback as we always do.

--
Wafa free since 2009

So, where do I apply?
 

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 8 Sep 2009 14:35:04 -0400, JustWait
wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hear about all these new jobs. I would like to go apply for some of these
new jobs. Maybe in the "green" area. Maybe just Davis Bacon jobs holding a
SLOW/STOP sign. After the proper government funded and approved training
school, that is. Trouble is, in my neighborhood, I can't find any. Any in
yours? Mr. Obama says we are on the road to recovery, and in his campaign
promised a job for everyone. Says we have turned the corner, but all I see
on my corner is fat chicks that are so ugly, they only come out after dark.

I don't think I'd qualify for a government job, as I am a lifelong
registered libertarian, and taking a government job would violate my
principles, but then, maybe with affirmative action, I could get a good
government job that required me to do nothing, and they would just mail me a
check every month. And don't forget the benefits, Platinum Plan Health
Insurance included.

Help appreciated.

Steve

Well, based on the slowing of the job loss in the last report (down
about 70% iirc), we are making some kind of comeback as we always do.

They had a story on our local news saying the waiters and maids would
probably get their seasonal jobs back this year when the snowbirds
come back but most other people are screwed. That is particularly true
of the trades. Nobody is building much of anything, not boats, houses
or futures.

Yeah, but we have hope for change;) Ugh...

--
Wafa free since 2009

So, where do I apply?
 

JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...

Well, based on the slowing of the job loss in the last report (down
about 70% iirc), we are making some kind of comeback as we always do.
They had a story on our local news saying the waiters and maids would
probably get their seasonal jobs back this year when the snowbirds
come back but most other people are screwed. That is particularly true
of the trades. Nobody is building much of anything, not boats, houses
or futures.

Yeah, but we have hope for change;) Ugh...




Well, you might get work as a busboy, eh?

--
Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger:
Idiots All

So, where do I apply?
 

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...

Well, based on the slowing of the job loss in the last report (down
about 70% iirc), we are making some kind of comeback as we always do.
They had a story on our local news saying the waiters and maids would
probably get their seasonal jobs back this year when the snowbirds
come back but most other people are screwed. That is particularly true
of the trades. Nobody is building much of anything, not boats, houses
or futures.

Yeah, but we have hope for change;) Ugh...




Well, you might get work as a busboy, eh?


You were fired already? There's now an opening, eh?

--Mike

So, where do I apply?
 

H the K wrote:
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...

Well, based on the slowing of the job loss in the last report (down
about 70% iirc), we are making some kind of comeback as we always do.
They had a story on our local news saying the waiters and maids would
probably get their seasonal jobs back this year when the snowbirds
come back but most other people are screwed. That is particularly true
of the trades. Nobody is building much of anything, not boats, houses
or futures.

Yeah, but we have hope for change;) Ugh...




Well, you might get work as a busboy, eh?

Busboys serve a very necessary function. They have to clean up after
slobbering pigs like Harry Krause. It's honest work and it benefits
society.

So, where do I apply?
 

Jim wrote:
H the K wrote:
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...

Well, based on the slowing of the job loss in the last report (down
about 70% iirc), we are making some kind of comeback as we always do.
They had a story on our local news saying the waiters and maids would
probably get their seasonal jobs back this year when the snowbirds
come back but most other people are screwed. That is particularly true
of the trades. Nobody is building much of anything, not boats, houses
or futures.

Yeah, but we have hope for change;) Ugh...




Well, you might get work as a busboy, eh?

Busboys serve a very necessary function. They have to clean up after
slobbering pigs like Harry Krause. It's honest work and it benefits
society.

Just the thought of cleaning up after that fat ass made me gag.