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WASHINGTON-Evoking the law that assures citizens access to government
records, Vice President Joe Biden made a Freedom of Information Act request
Friday, calling for the immediate release of documents disclosing when
Jennifer Britmore gets off work. "It is of utmost importance that government
maintain openness and transparency so we can better prepare ourselves to be
there when Jenny clocks out," Biden's statement read in part. "Moving
forward, it will be vital to have access to information regarding her
schedule, phone number, and whether or not those legs go up all the way."
Biden then contacted his sources in the Labor Department to request
Britmore's resumé in order to better determine if she would let the attorney
general watch.