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H the K[_2_] September 2nd 09 08:11 PM

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JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."

John H.[_9_] September 2nd 09 08:21 PM

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On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."


Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

NotNow[_3_] September 3rd 09 02:00 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."


Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

Please don't quote Fat *******, John! He's infatuated now because we've
all got him **** canned, and because of his narcissism, he can't stand it.

John H.[_9_] September 4th 09 12:43 AM

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On Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:39 -0400, NotNow wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."


Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

Please don't quote Fat *******, John! He's infatuated now because we've
all got him **** canned, and because of his narcissism, he can't stand it.


Once a month, Loog.
--
John H

All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

Don White September 4th 09 01:42 AM

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"John H." wrote in message
...
On Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:39 -0400, NotNow wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on
the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in
to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."

Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

Please don't quote Fat *******, John! He's infatuated now because we've
all got him **** canned, and because of his narcissism, he can't stand it.


Once a month, Loog.
--
John H


What kind of army are you running there?
A rank private telling the senior officer what to do! Sounds like
something out of Hogans Heroes.



NotNow[_3_] September 4th 09 02:06 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:39 -0400, NotNow wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."
Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

Please don't quote Fat *******, John! He's infatuated now because we've
all got him **** canned, and because of his narcissism, he can't stand it.


Once a month, Loog.
--
John H

Okay, I'll let you slide!

D 2[_3_] September 5th 09 01:59 AM

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Don White wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
...
On Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:39 -0400, NotNow wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on
the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in
to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."
Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

Please don't quote Fat *******, John! He's infatuated now because we've
all got him **** canned, and because of his narcissism, he can't stand it.

Once a month, Loog.
--
John H


What kind of army are you running there?
A rank private telling the senior officer what to do! Sounds like
something out of Hogans Heroes.



Crawl back in your hole, dummy, this had nothing to do with you.

Don White September 5th 09 02:03 AM

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"D 2" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
...
On Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:39 -0400, NotNow wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:11:32 -0400, H the K
wrote:

JustWait (or Loogy or Froggy, or Lu-suer, your choice) is sitting on
the
toilet. His wife thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in
to
see what's up. Our boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book.
But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the comic down, grips onto
to
the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the
head
with his right hand.

His wife says, "Are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Our boy says, "I'm fine, I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

His wife says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But,
honey,
why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Our boy says, "Works for ketchup."
Well, it is September, so a monthly response is in order.

Harry, do you sit there and beat yourself on the head when you want
ketchup?
--
John H

Please don't quote Fat *******, John! He's infatuated now because we've
all got him **** canned, and because of his narcissism, he can't stand
it.
Once a month, Loog.
--
John H


What kind of army are you running there?
A rank private telling the senior officer what to do! Sounds like
something out of Hogans Heroes.


Crawl back in your hole, dummy, this had nothing to do with you.


.....and speaking about *rank*.........




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