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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you. P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English. -- "Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn Rand |
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Lu Powell wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you. P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English. -- "Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn Rand "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. Washington north to Boston. and Los Angles north to San Francisco. Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. |
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On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:06:59 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote: DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you. P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English. I agree. But, that last P.S.S. could be considered racist by those inclined to jump early and often. -- John H "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson |
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On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:42:45 -0400, Keith Nuttle wrote:
"Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. Washington north to Boston. and Los Angles north to San Francisco. Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. Dream on. You forget that land doesn't vote. You also forget how damaged the Republican Party is. From this map, it looks like you can have Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, Alaska, and Nebraska, no more. http://www.gallup.com/poll/114016/st...litical-party- affiliation.aspx Definitely pretty country, but you will be depending on tourism from all those surrounding blue states. Good luck making a go of it. |
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thunder wrote:
On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:42:45 -0400, Keith Nuttle wrote: "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. Washington north to Boston. and Los Angles north to San Francisco. Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. Dream on. You forget that land doesn't vote. You also forget how damaged the Republican Party is. From this map, it looks like you can have Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, Alaska, and Nebraska, no more. http://www.gallup.com/poll/114016/st...litical-party- affiliation.aspx Definitely pretty country, but you will be depending on tourism from all those surrounding blue states. Good luck making a go of it. What's even funnier...the right-wing assholes can't get along with anyone, so they'd shoot their wad by warring with each other. Imagine the fights they'd have over whose state religion is the true state religion. |
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"thunder" wrote in message t... On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:42:45 -0400, Keith Nuttle wrote: "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. Washington north to Boston. and Los Angles north to San Francisco. Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. Dream on. You forget that land doesn't vote. You also forget how damaged the Republican Party is. From this map, it looks like you can have Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, Alaska, and Nebraska, no more. http://www.gallup.com/poll/114016/st...litical-party- affiliation.aspx Definitely pretty country, but you will be depending on tourism from all those surrounding blue states. Good luck making a go of it. This reply is an example of reason for a divorce - Liberals and Dims have no sense of humor. |
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Lu Powell wrote:
"thunder" wrote in message t... On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:42:45 -0400, Keith Nuttle wrote: "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. Washington north to Boston. and Los Angles north to San Francisco. Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. Dream on. You forget that land doesn't vote. You also forget how damaged the Republican Party is. From this map, it looks like you can have Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, Alaska, and Nebraska, no more. http://www.gallup.com/poll/114016/st...litical-party- affiliation.aspx Definitely pretty country, but you will be depending on tourism from all those surrounding blue states. Good luck making a go of it. This reply is an example of reason for a divorce - Liberals and Dims have no sense of humor. Every post of yours I read makes me laugh...but at you. |
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On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:24:52 -0400, Lu Powell wrote:
This reply is an example of reason for a divorce - Liberals and Dims have no sense of humor. Yeah, the Civil War was a regular laugh riot. Hey, I'm fully aware that seceding is very far fetched, but secessionists are out there. Just recently, we had a Vice Presidential candidate's spouse who was, at one time, a member of a secessionist party. |
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On Aug 28, 4:06*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. sure you do. you just like to take from the middle class to give to the rich. the wealthiest americans h ave seen their taxes drop more than any other income group in the US while the share of taxes paid by the middle class has increased you just like welfare for the rich, because of your little fantasy that the rich are rich b ecause they deserve it. .. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. and you hate the constitution. conservatives have imprisoned americans with no trial, no charges, no habeas corpus. so right away you throw away 1000 years of legal reform in the west in favor of a dictatorship You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). great! and you get rush and glen beck.....we got a better deal on THAT... We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. uh...no. you guys MADE the homeless, the poor, etc. you imported aliens to work inside your homes and factories while you laid off hard working middle class americans. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ... great. the bible hasn't done much anyhow. you get the creationists, the right wing whackoes...most scientists are liberal anyhow... You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. and you get increased taxes to support the wars you'll start that never end and just kill and kill and kill We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. you get the tim lahaye's, the bob joneses the james dobsons... soon your country will be like a christian saudi arabia. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. and your healthcare will be so expensive and cover only the rich who can afford it. no one else will be covered...as you mortgage your homes to pay for healthcare, you'll become the homeless i referenced above... We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. trickle down? gee. unemployment...real unemployment...under trickle down is now at about 16%....so, yes, you can have that, too Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. absolutely!! you get all the losers and all the myths that tell you everything bad is your fault!! good job Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American oh...yes...you get the lawyers... |
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On Aug 28, 5:42*pm, Keith Nuttle wrote:
Lu Powell wrote: DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you. P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English. -- "Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn Rand "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. *obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. *Washington north to Boston. *and Los Angles north to San Francisco. *Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. of course, the most educated and richest portions of the country where places like harvard, MIT, berkeley and stanford are....are obama areas you can have bob jones university. we'll take harvard |
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On Aug 28, 6:50*pm, H the K wrote:
thunder wrote: On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:42:45 -0400, Keith Nuttle wrote: "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. *obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. *Washington north to Boston. *and Los Angles north to San Francisco. *Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. Dream on. *You forget that land doesn't vote. *You also forget how damaged the Republican Party is. *From this map, it looks like you can have Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, Alaska, and Nebraska, no more. * http://www.gallup.com/poll/114016/st...litical-party- affiliation.aspx Definitely pretty country, but you will be depending on tourism from all those surrounding blue states. *Good luck making a go of it. What's even funnier...the right-wing assholes can't get along with anyone, so they'd shoot their wad by warring with each other. Imagine the fights they'd have over whose state religion is the true state religion. yeah can you imagine the right wing catholics trying to get the vote under a right wing protestant govt like south carolina used to have? |
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On Aug 28, 7:24*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
"thunder" wrote in message t... On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:42:45 -0400, Keith Nuttle wrote: "Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass" Looking at the land mass question that is easy. *obama's support is principally in the coastal cities. *Washington north to Boston. *and Los Angles north to San Francisco. *Chicago which is still controlled by the Daley machine we could toss in. Which leaves the land mass that controls 80% of the US senate, and the majority of the US House. Dream on. *You forget that land doesn't vote. *You also forget how damaged the Republican Party is. *From this map, it looks like you can have Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, Alaska, and Nebraska, no more. http://www.gallup.com/poll/114016/st...litical-party- affiliation.aspx Definitely pretty country, but you will be depending on tourism from all those surrounding blue states. *Good luck making a go of it. This reply is an example of reason for a divorce - Liberals and Dims have no sense of humor. it's not a matter of having a sense of humor..its having a sense of irony...which rednecks lack |
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On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:12:38 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhwMq8-5C30 Damn - you can find anything on Youtube. :) You'd best not let Mrs. Wave see where your interests are lying. -- John H "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson |
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