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A beautiful, young blonde boarded the airplane bound for New York. She
took her assigned seat in the tourist class. As soon as the plane was airborne, however, she ran up to the first class section and took a seat. The stewardess asked to see her ticket stub and informed the blonde that she must return to her assigned seat. The blonde said, "Absolutely not, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York in first class!" The stewardess continued her attempts to get the young lady in her proper seat, but was not successful. Finally she decided she had had enough and went to tell the pilot. The co-pilot overheard the stewardess and volunteered to help saying, "I'll go talk to her. My wife's blond and I can handle them." So he went back and whispered in the young lady's ear. She immediately jumped up and went back to her assigned seat. Both the stewardess and the pilot were dumbfounded. "What did you say to her?" they wanted to know. "Oh, this was simple," said the co-pilot, "I just informed her that the first class section wasn't going to New York." -- John H "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson |
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