The new baby
 

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was
discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
First.'.

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the
baby now?' 'No, Not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

The new baby
 

On Aug 26, 3:43*pm, JLH wrote:
*With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was
discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to *visit.

*'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

*'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
*First.'.

*Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

*'No, not yet,' She said.

*After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the
baby now?' 'No, *Not yet,' replied my friend.

*Growing very impatient, I *asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

*'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

*'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have *to wait until he CRIES?'

*'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT *HIM, O.K.?!!'

--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

That reminds me of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJDNsJEnWqk