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Lu Powell[_8_] August 26th 09 09:10 PM

In the Beginning...
 
Sent me by a good old boy from Oklahoma...

----- Original Message -----

Pretty well explains how government works.

In the Beginning there was The Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without Form.

And the Plan was completely without Substance.

And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers.

And they Spake among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of ****, And it
Stinkith."

And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail of
Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto Them, "It is a
Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that None may Abide by
It."

And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth, "It Is a Vessel of
Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst Themselves, Saying One To Another, "It
contains That Which Aids Plant Growth, And It is Very Strong."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and Sayeth Unto Them, "It
promotes Growth and is Very Powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayeth Unto Him, "This
New Plan will actively promote the Growth And Efficiency of This Nation, and
These Areas in Particular."

And The President looked upon The Plan And Saw that It Was Good.
And The Plan Became Policy.

This is how **** Happens.

--
"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned
benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn
Rand


JLH[_3_] August 26th 09 09:59 PM

In the Beginning...
 
On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:10:00 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

Sent me by a good old boy from Oklahoma...

----- Original Message -----

Pretty well explains how government works.

In the Beginning there was The Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without Form.

And the Plan was completely without Substance.

And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers.

And they Spake among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of ****, And it
Stinkith."

And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail of
Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto Them, "It is a
Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that None may Abide by
It."

And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth, "It Is a Vessel of
Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst Themselves, Saying One To Another, "It
contains That Which Aids Plant Growth, And It is Very Strong."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and Sayeth Unto Them, "It
promotes Growth and is Very Powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayeth Unto Him, "This
New Plan will actively promote the Growth And Efficiency of This Nation, and
These Areas in Particular."

And The President looked upon The Plan And Saw that It Was Good.
And The Plan Became Policy.

This is how **** Happens.


Taht was good Lu.

And then, if the **** doesn't work, they can blame it on Bush.
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

wf3h August 27th 09 01:38 AM

In the Beginning...
 
On Aug 26, 4:59*pm, JLH wrote:
On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:10:00 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:



Sent me by a good old boy from Oklahoma...


----- Original Message -----


Pretty well explains how government works.


In the Beginning there was The Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.


And the Assumptions were without Form.


And the Plan was completely without Substance.


And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers.


And they Spake among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of ****, And it
Stinkith."


And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail of
Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof."


And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto Them, "It is a
Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that None may Abide by
It."


And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth, "It Is a Vessel of
Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength."


And the Directors spoke amongst Themselves, Saying One To Another, "It
contains That Which Aids Plant Growth, And It is Very Strong."


And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and Sayeth Unto Them, "It
promotes Growth and is Very Powerful."


And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayeth Unto Him, "This
New Plan will actively promote the Growth And Efficiency of This Nation, and
These Areas in Particular."


And The President looked upon The Plan And Saw that It Was Good.
And The Plan Became Policy.


This is how **** Happens.


Taht was good Lu.

And then, if the **** doesn't work, they can blame it on Bush.


the failure is already his.


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