Some Thursday Humor...
 

Well, it is refreshing to hear someone admit she is a pro...


The well-dressed, somewhat eloquent woman applying for a job in a
Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The
foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced
three times and I voted for Obama."

(Please note that the poster may not agree with the contents of this
joke. But then again, who knows for sure?)

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John H

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Some Thursday Humor...
 

On 26-Aug-2009, U-joint Buster wrote:

Well, it is refreshing to hear someone admit she is a pro...


The well-dressed, somewhat eloquent woman applying for a job in a
Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The
foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced
three times and I voted for Obama."

(Please note that the poster may not agree with the contents of this
joke. But then again, who knows for sure?)

She's been refined.

Long ago, before she had her tattoos removed, she applied for membership in
a motorcycle club.

Her interview:

Q: "Ya drink a lot?"

A.: I drink like a fish; haven't been sober in months

Q: Been in bar fights?

A: Plenty - a few times ended up in a hospital

Q: Go to wild and crazy topless motorcycle events?

A: YEAH! Look at these pictures!

Q: Ever been picked up by the fuzz?

A: Well, uhh,. no, but I've been tossed around by the tits a few times.