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H the K August 15th 09 10:48 PM

'Death Panel' Tweets
 
"Tweets" about Sarah Palin's obsession with non-existent "death panels":

1:

In the feverish dream where "death panels" terminate the
unproductive in society, Sarah Palin's baby isn't even the first Palin
in line.

2:

OUTRAGE! Palin "Death Panels" will exterminate the merely languid!

3:

I demand the names of the officials in Palin's "Department of Death
Panels"

4:

I can see "Death Panels" from my house!

5:

Do you know the difference between a hockey mom and a "death
panel?" Dipstick!

6:

The good news is that most of the members of Palin's imaginary
"death panels" will probably quit, anyway.

7:

How about in honor the American "death panels," ya quit makin'
stuff up?

8:

I don't believe in the "death panels" until I see a death certificate.

9:

Bush "death panel" kills 4,200 healthy American adults in Iraq. No
complaints.

10:

Never go in against a Wassillan when death panels are on the line!

11:

Maybe she meant "meth panels."

12:

Palin/What's-the-frequency-Kenneth?-guy in 2012.

13:

OUTRAGE! Health care plan won't cover alien probing!

14:

OUTRAGE! Health care plan to cover mandatory Muslimification
operations!

15:

3PO! Shut down all the death panels on the detention level! #obamawars

16:

I'm thinking of death paneling the kids' basement playroom. Maybe oak.

17:

As a bipartisan compromise, rather than death panels, I propose
some kind of malicious wounding commission.

18:

More disturbing, still: Obama's wedgie panels.

19:

Death panels really is a horrible messaging mistake in terms of
marketing them, isn't it? Should be USA PATRIOT Panels.

20:

I'm changing the name of "preexisting conditions" to
"butterscotch." Problem solved.

D 1[_2_] August 16th 09 03:28 AM

'Death Panel' Tweets
 
H the K wrote:
"Tweets" about Sarah Palin's obsession with non-existent "death panels":


The obsession continues. WAFA, the non-boater, is now monitoring
Twitter all day...

mgg August 16th 09 06:21 AM

'Death Panel' Tweets
 

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
"Tweets" about Sarah Palin's obsession with non-existent "death panels":


Keep this up, and she'll *never* go out with you.

How do you find time to add "tweets" to your daily reading? Between
Zimmerman club meetings, Yale Alumni gatherings, and your prolific work as a
contract speech writer, where do you fit it in? I didn't even mention the
200+ messages PER DAY that you post to usenet. You are an amazing guy harry
krause! Next time you sail to Hawaii, can I tag along?

--Mike



D 1[_2_] August 17th 09 01:43 AM

'Death Panel' Tweets
 
mgg wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
"Tweets" about Sarah Palin's obsession with non-existent "death panels":


Keep this up, and she'll *never* go out with you.

How do you find time to add "tweets" to your daily reading? Between
Zimmerman club meetings, Yale Alumni gatherings, and your prolific work as a
contract speech writer, where do you fit it in? I didn't even mention the
200+ messages PER DAY that you post to usenet. You are an amazing guy harry
krause! Next time you sail to Hawaii, can I tag along?

--Mike



I agree with this post.


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