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Tim August 1st 09 09:55 PM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Aug 1, 3:32*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Jul 31, 2:51*pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase


ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.


The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.


Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.


“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”


Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.


“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”


---


*snerk


That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"


So I'm not going for it.


Good for you Tim. *I'm sure Jesus would commend you.


Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.

?;^ )

jps August 2nd 09 12:06 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 1, 3:32*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Jul 31, 2:51*pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase


ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.


The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.


Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.


“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”


Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.


“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”


---


*snerk


That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"


So I'm not going for it.


Good for you Tim. *I'm sure Jesus would commend you.


Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.

H the K August 2nd 09 12:15 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. I'm sure Jesus would commend you.

Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.



Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


--
Whatever moral rules you have proposed, abide by them as they were laws,
and as if you would be guilty of impiety by violating any of them,
*unless* you are a conservative Republican office holder or minister. If
that is your position in life, then anything goes.

jps August 2nd 09 01:19 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.



Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.

I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.

H the K August 2nd 09 01:35 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
jps wrote:
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.
Hopefully you're not a postal worker.


Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.

I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.



If you visit some typical "gun discussion boards," you'll find a great
number of posters who proclaim their religious-osity, as it were, and
you might even find a relgious sub-group.

I've always thought that really humorous...I just do not understand how
someone can proclaim himself to be a follower of Jesus and also be armed
to the teeth *and* usually in favor of the death penalty.

A bit incongruous, eh?

--
Whatever moral rules you have proposed, abide by them as they were laws,
and as if you would be guilty of impiety by violating any of them,
*unless* you are a conservative Republican office holder or minister. If
that is your position in life, then anything goes.

jps August 2nd 09 03:29 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:35:23 -0400, H the K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.
Hopefully you're not a postal worker.

Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.

I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.



If you visit some typical "gun discussion boards," you'll find a great
number of posters who proclaim their religious-osity, as it were, and
you might even find a relgious sub-group.

I've always thought that really humorous...I just do not understand how
someone can proclaim himself to be a follower of Jesus and also be armed
to the teeth *and* usually in favor of the death penalty.

A bit incongruous, eh?


Either they've never been introduced to the concept of cognitive
dissonance or lack the IQ to grok.

Tim August 2nd 09 03:32 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Aug 1, 7:19*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:



jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
*snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. *I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a *grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.


Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.

I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.


I have no conflicting allegiance. I like my firearms and the right to
own them.

I don't worship them.

Calif Bill[_2_] August 2nd 09 04:29 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Aug 1, 7:19 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:



jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47
With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got
the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so
he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing
boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to
protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to
protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat
and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor
Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a
problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they
qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person
is
worth having.”
---
snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.


Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.

I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.


I have no conflicting allegiance. I like my firearms and the right to
own them.

I don't worship them.

I thought it was maybe: God helps them who help themselves.



jps August 2nd 09 05:06 AM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 19:32:05 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 1, 7:19*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:



jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
*snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. *I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a *grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.


Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.

I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.


I have no conflicting allegiance. I like my firearms and the right to
own them.

I don't worship them.


You worship a man, lord, father who'd have absolutely nothing to do
with guns and would certainly preach against them.

That you don't recognize that is pretty astounding.

Tim August 2nd 09 01:23 PM

Free Assault Rifle with Boat Purchase
 
On Aug 1, 11:06*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 19:32:05 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



On Aug 1, 7:19*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:15:06 -0400, H the K
wrote:


jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 13:55:24 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Aug 1, 3:32 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 11:52:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Jul 31, 2:51 pm, H the K wrote:
Buy A Boat, Get An Assault Rifle Free
Dealer Offers Free AK-47 With Purchase
ANDERSON, S.C. -- An Upstate boat and tractor dealer is offering a
voucher for a free assault rifle with major purchases.
The marquee outside Carolina Tractor and Marine reads “Free AK-47 With
Purchase.” A partner in the dealership, Henry Jordan, said he got the
idea after seeing a story on FOX News Channel about a Missouri car
dealership about a week ago.
Jordan said he is trying to clear out his end-of-year inventory so he
can begin ordering for next year. He said he was just looking for
something that would catch people’s attention.
“We thought, ‘You know what? Every man ought to have a fishing boat, a
pickup truck and a tractor and they certainly need a good gun to protect
themselves and their family,” Jordan said. “We believe in the 2nd
Amendment. We believe, in fact, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect
his family.”
Jordan said that since he started the promotion he has sold a boat and a
riding lawnmower. He said the free-gun deal will run until Labor Day.
Anderson County Sheriff John Skipper said he does not have a problem
with the promotion.
“The AK-47 is a gun that anybody can purchase as long as they qualify,”
Skipper said. “I think any gun in the hands of a responsible person is
worth having.”
---
*snerk
That's a pretty good offer, but I have cars and a bunch of so-called
Assault Rifles"
So I'm not going for it.
Good for you Tim. *I'm sure Jesus would commend you.
Oh yeah, and for the record, I live right across the street. (about 75
feet) from a *grade school play ground.


Hopefully you're not a postal worker.


Tim's okay. It's trash like Herring, FloridaJim, et al, that might go
postal.


Sorry, don't understand the need to own an AK47, especially by someone
who's relationship with Jesus seems so important.


I think Tim's okay too, I just don't understand his conflicting
allegiances.


I have no conflicting allegiance. *I like my firearms and the right to
own them.


I don't worship them.


You worship a man, lord, father who'd have absolutely nothing to do
with guns and would certainly preach against them.

That you don't recognize that is pretty astounding.


Of course that is your opinion.


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