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Johnson July 22nd 09 03:16 PM

Women Were Designed For Homemaking
 
"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to
support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics
shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them
more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows
that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to
feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing;
social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for
normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus
earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion
for Adam, not as a co-worker."

http://objectiveministries.org/creat...iencefair.html

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To keep this on-topic, I add that women were not created for boating
either. Should you find a woman on your boat, lock the head. They have a
propensity to clog heads on boats.

I learned that from the most knowledgeable boater in this newsgroup, so
don't disagree with me.

Johnson

H the K July 22nd 09 05:25 PM

Women Were Designed For Homemaking
 
wrote:
On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:16:01 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to
support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics
shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them
more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows
that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to
feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing;
social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for
normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus
earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion
for Adam, not as a co-worker."

http://objectiveministries.org/creat...iencefair.html

------------------------

To keep this on-topic, I add that women were not created for boating
either. Should you find a woman on your boat, lock the head. They have a
propensity to clog heads on boats.

I learned that from the most knowledgeable boater in this newsgroup, so
don't disagree with me.

Johnson



If men were supposed to take care of babies, milk would come out of
their tits.



Objective Ministries? Creationism Science? Birthers? Nutcases?

You betcha.




--
A wise Latina makes better decisions than a dumb elephant.

Lil' John July 22nd 09 05:30 PM

Women Were Designed For Homemaking
 
On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:16:01 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to
support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics
shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them
more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows
that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to
feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing;
social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for
normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus
earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion
for Adam, not as a co-worker."

http://objectiveministries.org/creat...iencefair.html

------------------------

To keep this on-topic, I add that women were not created for boating
either. Should you find a woman on your boat, lock the head. They have a
propensity to clog heads on boats.

I learned that from the most knowledgeable boater in this newsgroup, so
don't disagree with me.

Johnson


I've never heard HK discuss having a woman on his boat.
--

John H

Just Regigie July 22nd 09 05:40 PM

Women Were Designed For Homemaking
 
wrote:
On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:16:01 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to
support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics
shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them
more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows
that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to
feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing;
social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for
normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus
earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion
for Adam, not as a co-worker."

http://objectiveministries.org/creat...iencefair.html

------------------------

To keep this on-topic, I add that women were not created for boating
either. Should you find a woman on your boat, lock the head. They have a
propensity to clog heads on boats.

I learned that from the most knowledgeable boater in this newsgroup, so
don't disagree with me.

Johnson



If men were supposed to take care of babies, milk would come out of
their tits.


I always think of my wife's tits as mine.... and milk did come out of
them. In fact it was USDA Prime milk.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Just Regigie July 22nd 09 05:41 PM

Women Were Designed For Homemaking
 
Lil' John wrote:
On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:16:01 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to
support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics
shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them
more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows
that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to
feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing;
social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for
normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus
earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion
for Adam, not as a co-worker."

http://objectiveministries.org/creat...iencefair.html

------------------------

To keep this on-topic, I add that women were not created for boating
either. Should you find a woman on your boat, lock the head. They have a
propensity to clog heads on boats.

I learned that from the most knowledgeable boater in this newsgroup, so
don't disagree with me.

Johnson


I've never heard HK discuss having a woman on his boat.
--

John H


Except for the discussion Harry had with himself about his Lobster Boat,
Harry doesn't talk much about his boat.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Johnson July 22nd 09 06:58 PM

Women Were Designed For Homemaking
 
Lil' John wrote:


I've never heard HK discuss having a woman on his boat.
--

John H


It was previous to your arrival in the NG, back when he had the virtual
Hatteras.

Johnson


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