Body found in the River......

Salem Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Willamette
river just west of the Marion Bridge. The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He
was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his
ass.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.

Police DO care

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John H