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Lu Powell[_7_] July 5th 09 08:06 PM

Bit of Humor
 

I knew it.... I knew it! ...... I knew they would eventually
release the ingredients in Viagra!

The Recipe:

* 3% Vitamin E
* 2% Aspirin
* 2% Ibuprofen
* 1% Vitamin C
* 5% Spray Starch
* 87% Fix-A-Flat.




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"I have found a certain type calls himself a Liberal...Now I always thought
I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that
I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's
point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this
so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of
view..." - John Wayne



Don White July 5th 09 08:13 PM

Bit of Humor
 

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

I knew it.... I knew it! ...... I knew they would eventually
release the ingredients in Viagra!

The Recipe:

* 3% Vitamin E
* 2% Aspirin
* 2% Ibuprofen
* 1% Vitamin C
* 5% Spray Starch
* 87% Fix-A-Flat.






Great, now you can use it and feel secure....never needed it myself.



Lu Powell[_7_] July 5th 09 08:21 PM

Bit of Humor
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

I knew it.... I knew it! ...... I knew they would eventually
release the ingredients in Viagra!

The Recipe:

* 3% Vitamin E
* 2% Aspirin
* 2% Ibuprofen
* 1% Vitamin C
* 5% Spray Starch
* 87% Fix-A-Flat.






Great, now you can use it and feel secure....never needed it myself.


You must have been trained by Harry. It was just a bit of humor. Idle
boasting about nothing is his forte.


TopBassDog July 6th 09 12:32 AM

Bit of Humor
 
On Jul 5, 2:21*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

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"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...


I knew it.... I knew it! ...... I knew they would eventually
release the ingredients in Viagra!


* The Recipe:


* 3% Vitamin E
* 2% Aspirin
* 2% Ibuprofen
* 1% Vitamin C
* 5% Spray Starch
* 87% Fix-A-Flat.


Great, now you can use it and feel secure....never needed it myself.


You must have been trained by Harry. It was just a bit of humor. Idle
boasting about nothing is his forte.


The only time Herr Krause needs it is when he's about to pop another
cut and paste about Governor Palin. Evidently he has wet dreams about
the woman.


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