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God Smites Utah
God clearly doesn't approve of polygamists or white bigots. I'm awaiting Pat Robertson's proclamation of same. Expect it's pretty close to Steve's property, or it should be. Hordes of hungry grasshoppers invade Utah By MIKE STARK – 8 hours ago TOOELE, Utah (AP) — An ambitious director might look at Mitch Halligan's property and see an instant B-movie classic: "Invasion of the Grasshoppers." The place is overrun with the greasy little bugs. With each step you take on his property, the squirmy inch-long grasshoppers jump for cover in every direction. Those that don't crunch under foot perch themselves atop tall grass stalks, crawl up pant legs or munch through gardens. Across the road isn't much better. Grasshoppers blanketed the neighbors' entryway a few days ago and forced them to come in through the back door. "I'd call this the closest that I've seen to a plague in a long time," Halligan said. |
God Smites Utah
jps wrote:
God clearly doesn't approve of polygamists or white bigots. I'm awaiting Pat Robertson's proclamation of same. Expect it's pretty close to Steve's property, or it should be. Hordes of hungry grasshoppers invade Utah By MIKE STARK – 8 hours ago TOOELE, Utah (AP) — An ambitious director might look at Mitch Halligan's property and see an instant B-movie classic: "Invasion of the Grasshoppers." The place is overrun with the greasy little bugs. With each step you take on his property, the squirmy inch-long grasshoppers jump for cover in every direction. Those that don't crunch under foot perch themselves atop tall grass stalks, crawl up pant legs or munch through gardens. Across the road isn't much better. Grasshoppers blanketed the neighbors' entryway a few days ago and forced them to come in through the back door. "I'd call this the closest that I've seen to a plague in a long time," Halligan said. Next up? Frogs, lice, and slaying of first-born. |
God Smites Utah
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:06:05 -0400, HK wrote:
jps wrote: God clearly doesn't approve of polygamists or white bigots. I'm awaiting Pat Robertson's proclamation of same. Expect it's pretty close to Steve's property, or it should be. Hordes of hungry grasshoppers invade Utah By MIKE STARK – 8 hours ago TOOELE, Utah (AP) — An ambitious director might look at Mitch Halligan's property and see an instant B-movie classic: "Invasion of the Grasshoppers." The place is overrun with the greasy little bugs. With each step you take on his property, the squirmy inch-long grasshoppers jump for cover in every direction. Those that don't crunch under foot perch themselves atop tall grass stalks, crawl up pant legs or munch through gardens. Across the road isn't much better. Grasshoppers blanketed the neighbors' entryway a few days ago and forced them to come in through the back door. "I'd call this the closest that I've seen to a plague in a long time," Halligan said. Next up? Frogs, lice, and slaying of first-born. First born males. How appropriate for the polygamists. |
God Smites Utah
jps wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:06:05 -0400, HK wrote: jps wrote: God clearly doesn't approve of polygamists or white bigots. I'm awaiting Pat Robertson's proclamation of same. Expect it's pretty close to Steve's property, or it should be. Hordes of hungry grasshoppers invade Utah By MIKE STARK – 8 hours ago TOOELE, Utah (AP) — An ambitious director might look at Mitch Halligan's property and see an instant B-movie classic: "Invasion of the Grasshoppers." The place is overrun with the greasy little bugs. With each step you take on his property, the squirmy inch-long grasshoppers jump for cover in every direction. Those that don't crunch under foot perch themselves atop tall grass stalks, crawl up pant legs or munch through gardens. Across the road isn't much better. Grasshoppers blanketed the neighbors' entryway a few days ago and forced them to come in through the back door. "I'd call this the closest that I've seen to a plague in a long time," Halligan said. Next up? Frogs, lice, and slaying of first-born. First born males. How appropriate for the polygamists. Even more special. I used to think mormanism was one of the more bizarre so-called christian sects, but nowadays I really don't see much difference between any of the so-called christian religions. They all seem pretty equally bizarre to me. |
God Smites Utah
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:29:57 -0400, HK wrote:
jps wrote: On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:06:05 -0400, HK wrote: jps wrote: God clearly doesn't approve of polygamists or white bigots. I'm awaiting Pat Robertson's proclamation of same. Expect it's pretty close to Steve's property, or it should be. Hordes of hungry grasshoppers invade Utah By MIKE STARK – 8 hours ago TOOELE, Utah (AP) — An ambitious director might look at Mitch Halligan's property and see an instant B-movie classic: "Invasion of the Grasshoppers." The place is overrun with the greasy little bugs. With each step you take on his property, the squirmy inch-long grasshoppers jump for cover in every direction. Those that don't crunch under foot perch themselves atop tall grass stalks, crawl up pant legs or munch through gardens. Across the road isn't much better. Grasshoppers blanketed the neighbors' entryway a few days ago and forced them to come in through the back door. "I'd call this the closest that I've seen to a plague in a long time," Halligan said. Next up? Frogs, lice, and slaying of first-born. First born males. How appropriate for the polygamists. Even more special. I used to think mormanism was one of the more bizarre so-called christian sects, but nowadays I really don't see much difference between any of the so-called christian religions. They all seem pretty equally bizarre to me. Merican Taliban. They should require a funny hat. |
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