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lupowell June 18th 09 02:09 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is owed
to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying skills
are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them alone out of
professional courtesy.


HK June 18th 09 02:10 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.




Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?


lupowell June 18th 09 02:25 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.




Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?


Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


jps June 18th 09 06:56 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
om...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.




Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?


Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?

HK June 18th 09 07:02 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



Yeah, he's a pensioned out retiree, just like herring, the former
government employee who can't stand government employees.


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South Dakota. This closure will allow the Federal Government free
access to haul a 200 ton piece of coal to Mt. Rushmore so that
President Obama can be added to the Presidents on the monument.
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HK June 18th 09 07:17 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.


Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 07:19 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
On Jun 18, 2:02*pm, HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:p4udnSQhM9dYoafXnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink. com...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.


Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?


Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?


Yeah, he's a pensioned out retiree, just like herring, the former
government employee who can't stand government employees.



Yep, that's Harry in a nutshell. Claim to be sympathetic towards the
needs of workers, including health care and pensions, then try to make
fun of someone for taking a pension.......WAFA

Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 07:19 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
On Jun 18, 2:17*pm, HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:p4udnSQhM9dYoafXnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink. com...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good lying
skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave them
alone out of professional courtesy.


Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?


Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?


The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.- Hide quoted text -

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Oh, for God's sake!!!!! What a bunch of ****!

Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. June 18th 09 07:19 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that
is owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where
good lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians
would leave them alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians,
but scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.


OH GOD, I think Harry actually believes this. Talk about being a legend
in his own mind.

It is time to talk to a real Dr. Dr. or if one is not available at least
a real Dr.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 08:19 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
On Jun 18, 2:19*pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:p4udnSQhM9dYoafXnZ2dnUVZ_radnZ2d@earthlink .com...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that
is owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where
good lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians
would leave them alone out of professional courtesy.


Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?


Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians,
but scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?


The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.


OH GOD, I think Harry actually believes this. *Talk about being a legend
in his own mind.

It is time to talk to a real Dr. Dr. or if one is not available at least
a real Dr.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You certainly can tell he's a person who has hidden under mommy's
skirt all of his life.

Jim2242 June 18th 09 08:33 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that
is owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where
good lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians
would leave them alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians,
but scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.

What sort of dangers might you be referring to krausie old boy. I
thought youse guys always had a few goons looking after you at your
community organizing sessions.

Jim2242 June 18th 09 08:39 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars
that is owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game
where good lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think
politicians would leave them alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians,
but scored too high on the entrance exam.

Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered
by a union organizer working in hostile territory.


OH GOD, I think Harry actually believes this. Talk about being a legend
in his own mind.

It is time to talk to a real Dr. Dr. or if one is not available at least
a real Dr.

This is just a variation of his story on the dangerous work he did in
vietnam as a civilian. I doubt he remembers enough details of that story
to run through it again without tripping himself up.

Calif Bill[_2_] June 18th 09 10:00 PM

Argus Hamilton humor
 

"Jim2242" wrote in message
...
Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that
is owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good
lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would
leave them alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians,
but scored too high on the entrance exam.

Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?


The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.


OH GOD, I think Harry actually believes this. Talk about being a legend
in his own mind.

It is time to talk to a real Dr. Dr. or if one is not available at least
a real Dr.

This is just a variation of his story on the dangerous work he did in
vietnam as a civilian. I doubt he remembers enough details of that story
to run through it again without tripping himself up.


Maybe he was a union organizer trying to unionize the NVA,



D K[_13_] June 19th 09 12:45 AM

Argus Hamilton humor
 
Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 18, 2:19 pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that
is owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where
good lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians
would leave them alone out of professional courtesy.
Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?
Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians,
but scored too high on the entrance exam.
Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?
The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even
the ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by
a union organizer working in hostile territory.

OH GOD, I think Harry actually believes this. Talk about being a legend
in his own mind.

It is time to talk to a real Dr. Dr. or if one is not available at least
a real Dr.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You certainly can tell he's a person who has hidden under mommy's
skirt all of his life.


He's the "my Dad" type. Not much to said about his alleged kids. They
have disowned his sorry ass.

mgg June 27th 09 01:31 AM

Argus Hamilton humor
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
jps wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:02 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
lupowell wrote:
The White House ordered banks to freeze thirty million dollars that is
owed to online poker winners Thursday. Poker is a game where good
lying skills are richly rewarded. You'd think politicians would leave
them alone out of professional courtesy.



Before you retired and became a comedian, what were you? A mortician?

Nope. Tried out as a business consultant for unions and politicians, but
scored too high on the entrance exam.


Like to bet on the potential of him being retired and on a pension
from the gov't or union?



The real joke, and I mean it, is that none of the righties here, even the
ex-marines, would have the balls to face the dangers encountered by a
union organizer working in hostile territory.


That could be the *dumbest* thing you have ever said. Are you competing with
donnie? You're gaining on him.

--Mike




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