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Loogypicker[_2_] June 17th 09 07:27 PM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.

Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. June 17th 09 09:07 PM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.


I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. It might be up to your standards.

http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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Loogypicker[_2_] June 17th 09 10:00 PM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Jun 17, 4:07*pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.


I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. *It might be up to your standards.

http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!

Scott Dickson June 17th 09 11:48 PM

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On Jun 17, 5:00*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07*pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.


I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. *It might be up to your standards.


http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.


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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


More like a melancholy , bitter, old man......

HK June 17th 09 11:53 PM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 5:00 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07 pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.
I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. It might be up to your standards.
http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php
--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.
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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


More like a melancholy , bitter, old man......



No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog. He wasn't born an
ignorant redneck; he became one by choice.

I've concluded he actually is dumber than justhate.



--
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.

jps June 18th 09 12:14 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:53:19 -0400, HK wrote:

Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 5:00 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07 pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.
I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. It might be up to your standards.
http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php
--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.
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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


More like a melancholy , bitter, old man......



No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog. He wasn't born an
ignorant redneck; he became one by choice.

I've concluded he actually is dumber than justhate.


That's a pretty high bar he'd have to clear.

Scott Dickson June 18th 09 12:24 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 


No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"

jps June 18th 09 12:39 AM

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On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:



No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Billy-Bob's character was quite principled. Not my take on The Loog.

Wayne.B June 18th 09 12:39 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:



No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"




Scott, you seem to be new here. Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?

D K[_13_] June 18th 09 01:13 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:


No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"




Scott, you seem to be new here. Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


Don't hold your breath.

Scott Dickson June 18th 09 01:17 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Jun 17, 7:39*pm, Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson

wrote:

*No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Scott, you seem to be new here. *Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


I have, Wayne..... Where have you been? I've talked about my antique
boat, rescuing friends late at night with a dead boat miles out in the
Lake, out-running a lightning storm in 5 footers at WOT, repairs,
restoration of said boat, etc,etc. You just don't recognize who I am.
Anything else? Did you just wake up from " Happy Hour"?

Scott Dickson June 18th 09 01:21 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Jun 17, 8:17*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 7:39*pm, Wayne.B wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson


wrote:


*No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Scott, you seem to be new here. *Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


I have, Wayne..... Where have you been? I've talked about my antique
boat, rescuing friends late at night with a dead boat miles out in the
Lake, out-running a lightning storm in 5 footers at WOT, repairs,
restoration of said boat, etc,etc. You just don't recognize who I am.
Anything else? Did you just wake up from " Happy Hour"?


"Don't hold your breath"....well...PLEASE do.

HK June 18th 09 01:26 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 7:39 pm, Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson

wrote:

No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"

Scott, you seem to be new here. Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


I have, Wayne..... Where have you been? I've talked about my antique
boat, rescuing friends late at night with a dead boat miles out in the
Lake, out-running a lightning storm in 5 footers at WOT, repairs,
restoration of said boat, etc,etc. You just don't recognize who I am.
Anything else? Did you just wake up from " Happy Hour"?


W'hine is busy revisiting the places he visited before.


--
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.

Tim June 18th 09 01:28 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Jun 17, 4:00*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07*pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.


I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. *It might be up to your standards.


http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.


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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


Here!

here's the best of both worlds.

Luxury golf AND cruising!

http://www.thelawnpros.com/USAF_1st_...ft_Carrier.jpg

John H[_2_] June 18th 09 01:37 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:39:39 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:



No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"




Scott, you seem to be new here. Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


Scott is slammer in disguise. Harry is PO'd at him for using so many
aliases. Look at the language.

He's definitely not worth a dialogue.
--
John H

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill

John H[_2_] June 18th 09 01:44 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:28:58 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Jun 17, 4:00*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07*pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.


I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. *It might be up to your standards.


http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.


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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


Here!

here's the best of both worlds.

Luxury golf AND cruising!

http://www.thelawnpros.com/USAF_1st_...ft_Carrier.jpg


Reminds me of one of my old favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqyZfIdgdzc&fmt=18

Sure wish the Navy had drafted me. Would have been fun. My biggest
dream has been to go for a ride on a destroyer. I actually had one all
lined up while I was stationed in Los Angeles. I'd met some folks from
San Diego. But, a week before the departure I cracked a kneecap and
broke a bone in my hand - playing slow pitch softball!

**** happens.

(I'm telling you this to give Donnie a chance to show his ass again.)
--
John H

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill

Don White June 18th 09 02:03 AM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:28:58 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Jun 17, 4:00 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07 pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality
one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I
have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running
out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford
crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.

I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. It might be up to your standards.

http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
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in
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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


Here!

here's the best of both worlds.

Luxury golf AND cruising!

http://www.thelawnpros.com/USAF_1st_...ft_Carrier.jpg


Reminds me of one of my old favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqyZfIdgdzc&fmt=18

Sure wish the Navy had drafted me. Would have been fun. My biggest
dream has been to go for a ride on a destroyer. I actually had one all
lined up while I was stationed in Los Angeles. I'd met some folks from
San Diego. But, a week before the departure I cracked a kneecap and
broke a bone in my hand - playing slow pitch softball!

**** happens.

(I'm telling you this to give Donnie a chance to show his ass again.)
--
John H


Say what!!
You're not getting a look at my ass...now or ever!



Scott Dickson June 18th 09 06:04 PM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Jun 17, 8:37*pm, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:39:39 -0400, Wayne.B



wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:


*No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Scott, you seem to be new here. *Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


Scott is slammer in disguise. Harry is PO'd at him for using so many
aliases. Look at the language.

He's definitely not worth a dialogue.
--
John H

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill


Sorry, asswipe...WRONG again. Unlike you, I have never used an
alias.The alias you refer to was my e-mail address. Once again, you've
proven your self to be an idiot, and it didn't take much.

Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 06:14 PM

Any Recommendations for a Putting Green?
 
On Jun 17, 6:53*pm, HK wrote:
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 5:00 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07 pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."


wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality one..
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.
I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. *It might be up to your standards.
http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php
--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.
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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!


More like a melancholy , bitter, old man......


No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog. He wasn't born an
ignorant redneck; he became one by choice.

I've concluded he actually is dumber than justhate.

--
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, would you like to compare jobs, boats, brains (remember, I
tried to engage you in conversation about your alleged mechanical
engineering degree) etc.? I mean real proven stuff, not your lies. Oh,
and you're a low life bigot. Now with that said, show the group your
evidence that I'm jobless, and boatless. Go ahead, liar!

Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 06:23 PM

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On Jun 18, 1:04*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:37*pm, John H wrote:





On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:39:39 -0400, Wayne.B


wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:


*No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Scott, you seem to be new here. *Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


Scott is slammer in disguise. Harry is PO'd at him for using so many
aliases. Look at the language.


He's definitely not worth a dialogue.
--
John H


"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."


Churchill


Sorry, asswipe...WRONG again. Unlike you, I have never used an
alias.The alias you refer to was my e-mail address. Once again, you've
proven your self to be an idiot, and it didn't take much.- Hide quoted text -

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You post like you're 10 years old, moron.

Scott Dickson June 19th 09 10:44 PM

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On Jun 18, 1:23*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 18, 1:04*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:



On Jun 17, 8:37*pm, John H wrote:


On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:39:39 -0400, Wayne.B


wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:


*No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Scott, you seem to be new here. *Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


Scott is slammer in disguise. Harry is PO'd at him for using so many
aliases. Look at the language.


He's definitely not worth a dialogue.
--
John H


"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."


Churchill


Sorry, asswipe...WRONG again. Unlike you, I have never used an
alias.The alias you refer to was my e-mail address. Once again, you've
proven your self to be an idiot, and it didn't take much.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You post like you're 10 years old, moron.


And you post like you have an IQ of 10....moron.

Awwwwwww...poor "Uncle Loogy"

Scott Dickson June 19th 09 11:39 PM

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On Jun 19, 5:44*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 18, 1:23*pm, Loogypicker wrote:



On Jun 18, 1:04*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:


On Jun 17, 8:37*pm, John H wrote:


On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:39:39 -0400, Wayne.B


wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:34 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:


*No one tries harder and fails more than loogy: jobless, boatless,
brainless, and the direct descendant of Pavlov's dog.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Loogy is like the character Billy-Bob Thornton portrayed in " Sling
Blade"


Scott, you seem to be new here. *Perhaps you could tell us something
about your boating interests?


Scott is slammer in disguise. Harry is PO'd at him for using so many
aliases. Look at the language.


He's definitely not worth a dialogue.
--
John H


"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."


Churchill


Sorry, asswipe...WRONG again. Unlike you, I have never used an
alias.The alias you refer to was my e-mail address. Once again, you've
proven your self to be an idiot, and it didn't take much.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You post like you're 10 years old, moron.


And you post like you have an IQ of 10....moron.

Awwwwwww...poor"Uncle Loogy"


Loogy, the "Sling-Blade man " of rec.boats.....


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