"John H" wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:28:58 -0700 (PDT), Tim
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On Jun 17, 4:00 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 4:07 pm, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."



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Loogypicker wrote:
Does anybody have any recommendations for a putting green? I don't
mean just any putting green, because of course, I want a quality
one.
I need to be noticed, so I want the best. As most of you know, I
have
this fabulous 36 foot Zimmerman like lobster boat. I entertain very
elite people on it, from ex-Presidents, to Dr. Dr.'s that my wife
chums with, to dignitaries, to the higher union officials that work
for me. Although my lobster boat is extraordinary, we are running
out
of things to do while on long cruises, such as San Francisco to
Hawaii. The Brazilian walnut billiards table is getting kind of
boring, and Kennedy has broken so many pieces of my Waterford
crystal
that the bar is off limits on extended cruises. So I thought about a
putting green. I want it to have real grass, because I just won't
except anything less. I have the best lawn tractor ever made, so
mowing it won't be a problem. I'll change the blades (I can get them
for $4.00 a piece because I'm so special) and change the oil after
every use. And of course, I'll cross cut it, so that it is perfect,
because I am.

I recommend you contact the Golden Bear, they can help you with the
design and construction. It might be up to your standards.

http://www.nicklaus.com/design/under_construction.php

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Not good enough. You know how I turn my nose up at mediocrety! At
least when I'm in a newsgroup where people don't know I'm just
mediocre!

Here!

here's the best of both worlds.

Luxury golf AND cruising!

http://www.thelawnpros.com/USAF_1st_...ft_Carrier.jpg

Reminds me of one of my old favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqyZfIdgdzc&fmt=18

Sure wish the Navy had drafted me. Would have been fun. My biggest
dream has been to go for a ride on a destroyer. I actually had one all
lined up while I was stationed in Los Angeles. I'd met some folks from
San Diego. But, a week before the departure I cracked a kneecap and
broke a bone in my hand - playing slow pitch softball!

**** happens.

(I'm telling you this to give Donnie a chance to show his ass again.)
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John H


Say what!!
You're not getting a look at my ass...now or ever!