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HK June 16th 09 11:21 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 

Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin's "Outrage" is Misplaced and A Little Late...


10) Last September, a skit on Saturday Night Live suggested incest in
the Palin family. "What about the husband?" asked a mock Times reporter.
"You know he's doing those daughters. I mean, come on. It's Alaska!" No
outrage. Sarah Palin appeared on the show one month later in late October.

9) Days after the announcement of Bristol's pregnancy, Conan O'Brien
joked, "It's true, John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah
Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin
said, 'We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.'" Where was
the outrage? Was Conan promoting infidelity with an underage girl?

8 ) From two different Tonight Shows: "Governor Palin announced over the
weekend that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant.
Oh, boy, you thought John Edwards was in trouble before, now he's really
done it!" AND..."All the Republicans are heaping praise on Governor
Palin. Fred Thompson said, as an actor, he could see them making a movie
about Sarah Palin and her family. Didn't they already make that movie? I
think it was called 'Knocked Up!'"--Jay Leno

7) Craig Ferguson's skit of "Larry King vs Levi Johnston" asks about
"kinky sex" with the drapes open. Craig Ferguson's honorary Alaska
citizenship, granted by Governor Palin wasn't rescinded.

6) "According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of
Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official
business. In fairness to Gov. Palin, when she leaves them home alone
they get pregnant." --Seth Meyers (SNL). Sarah Palin was in a sketch
with Meyers a week earlier.

5) On October 8, 2008, Sarah Palin walked out on the ice with six year
old Piper and 13 year old Willow, before the game, Conan O'Brien said,
"Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the
Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the
game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter's penalty box."
Oh, yes he did. You get the outrage...but not a peep then. According to
the new "logic", O'Brien was advocating for some really sick stuff.

4) Rush Limbaugh: "Everyone knows the Clintons have a cat. Socks is the
White House cat. But did you know there is a White House dog?" Limbaugh
put up a picture of Chelsea Clinton. At the time, Chelsea Clinton was 13
years old. Rush also said, "In last year's campaign, the most prominent,
articulate voice for standard run-of-the-mill good old-fashioned
American conservatism was Sarah Palin." Calling a young teenager a "dog"
can't be helpful to her "self-esteem." Where is the apology from the
leader of the GOP?

3) "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet
Reno."--John McCain, Sarah Palin's running mate. Should McCain apologize
to every young woman in America?

2) Palin's friend, political defender and informer of the David
Letterman comments, John Ziegler, was fired from his radio show for
using the "n-word" online and on air in 1997. In 2000, he was fired for
spelling the "n-word" on the air. How much does that word affect the
psychological health of America's youth, regardless of their race? Now
he is pimping his film about how mean the "liberal media" was to Sarah
Palin.

AND...The NUMBER 1 REASON Sarah Palin's Outrage is Misplaced and A
Little Late...

1) The "candidate who must be obeyed" was talking about Palin's family
when he said, "Kids are off limits." Jake Tapper of ABC News interviewed
then Candidate Obama, and asked, "Governor Palin and her husband issued
a statement today saying their 17-year-old daughter Bristol, who is
unmarried, is five months pregnant. Do you have any reaction?"

OBAMA: "I have said before and I will repeat again, I think people's
families are off-limits. And people's children are especially
off-limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance
to Governor Palin's performance as a governor or her potential
performance as a vice president. And so I would strongly urge people to
back off these kinds of stories. You know, my mother had me when she was
18. And, you know, how family deals with issues and -- and, you know,
teenaged children, that shouldn't be the topic of -- of our politics."

The Palin children have been fodder for comedians since they were
brought to the national stage. Incest isn't funny. Ugly kid jokes aren't
funny. Many of the things said about public figures are just flat wrong.
Being "knocked up" isn't much fun. Racist comments hurt all of us. I
exhausted the top 10 list before I ran out of outrageous instances
ignored by the Palins.

The National Organization for Women named David Letterman to their Hall
of Shame. Will Letterman be joining Jay Leno? Conan O'Brien? Craig
Ferguson? Seth Myers? Rush Limbaugh? Or John McCain? Of course not! I
guess N.O.W. didn't bother checking Sarah Palin's "feminist"
credentials. All across America, right wing radio and television talk
show hosts feigned outrage in perfect synchronicity. The same people who
back up Palin's high drama assertions against Letterman ignored the
connections between Bill O'Reilly's irresponsible incitement and the
murder of Dr. George Tiller. David Letterman, a late night entertainer,
apologized. Fox New's Bill O'Reilly has not.

As a parent, I understand being defensive. I just wonder what took so
long. Why now?


(From Huffington Post)



I'll bet a dollar that the 14-year-old Palin, Pinecone, or whatever her
name is, is pregnant by 2012.

--

If you support Republicans, you hate America.

TopBassDog June 16th 09 11:37 AM

Herr Krause. Get a life.
 
Huffington Post is feeding you pablum in which you joyously recieve. .
Arise above and grow up.

Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. June 16th 09 11:44 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
HK wrote:


While I agree that this issue is silly, and it is nothing more than a
politician latching onto an issue that is easy for conservatives to
rally around, it is cut and paste post similar to this that highlight
how obsessed Harry is. I have always said, that Harry's trash talk
probably swings more independents who read rec.boats to the R side, than
any any post made by a R.


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. June 16th 09 11:46 AM

Herr Krause. Get a life.
 
TopBassDog wrote:
Huffington Post is feeding you pablum in which you joyously recieve. .
Arise above and grow up.


Harry's life for the past 18 plus years has been rec.boats. For the
past 10 plus years it has been cut and pasting political articles. One
would think he would want to get out and actually enjoy his boat. It is
easy to understand why he puts on less than 25 hrs a year on boating.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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TopBassDog June 16th 09 11:49 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Jun 16, 5:44*am, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:

While I agree that this issue is silly, and it is nothing more than a
politician latching onto an issue that is easy for conservatives to
rally around, it is cut and paste post similar to this that highlight
how obsessed Harry is. *I have always said, that Harry's trash talk
probably swings more independents who read rec.boats to the R side, than
any any post made by a R.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects


Quite.

Tainted propaganda usually has a reverse effect.

Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. June 16th 09 11:52 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
TopBassDog wrote:
On Jun 16, 5:44 am, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:

While I agree that this issue is silly, and it is nothing more than a
politician latching onto an issue that is easy for conservatives to
rally around, it is cut and paste post similar to this that highlight
how obsessed Harry is. I have always said, that Harry's trash talk
probably swings more independents who read rec.boats to the R side, than
any any post made by a R.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects


Quite.

Tainted propaganda usually has a reverse effect.


Tainted, Obnoxious and divisive propaganda cluttering up a newsgroup
DEFINITELY has a reverse effect.


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Jim June 16th 09 11:52 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
HK wrote:

Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin's "Outrage" is Misplaced and A Little Late...


10) Last September, a skit on Saturday Night Live suggested incest in
the Palin family. "What about the husband?" asked a mock Times reporter.
"You know he's doing those daughters. I mean, come on. It's Alaska!" No
outrage. Sarah Palin appeared on the show one month later in late October.

9) Days after the announcement of Bristol's pregnancy, Conan O'Brien
joked, "It's true, John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah
Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin
said, 'We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.'" Where was
the outrage? Was Conan promoting infidelity with an underage girl?

8 ) From two different Tonight Shows: "Governor Palin announced over the
weekend that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant.
Oh, boy, you thought John Edwards was in trouble before, now he's really
done it!" AND..."All the Republicans are heaping praise on Governor
Palin. Fred Thompson said, as an actor, he could see them making a movie
about Sarah Palin and her family. Didn't they already make that movie? I
think it was called 'Knocked Up!'"--Jay Leno

7) Craig Ferguson's skit of "Larry King vs Levi Johnston" asks about
"kinky sex" with the drapes open. Craig Ferguson's honorary Alaska
citizenship, granted by Governor Palin wasn't rescinded.

6) "According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of
Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official
business. In fairness to Gov. Palin, when she leaves them home alone
they get pregnant." --Seth Meyers (SNL). Sarah Palin was in a sketch
with Meyers a week earlier.

5) On October 8, 2008, Sarah Palin walked out on the ice with six year
old Piper and 13 year old Willow, before the game, Conan O'Brien said,
"Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the
Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the
game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter's penalty box."
Oh, yes he did. You get the outrage...but not a peep then. According to
the new "logic", O'Brien was advocating for some really sick stuff.

4) Rush Limbaugh: "Everyone knows the Clintons have a cat. Socks is the
White House cat. But did you know there is a White House dog?" Limbaugh
put up a picture of Chelsea Clinton. At the time, Chelsea Clinton was 13
years old. Rush also said, "In last year's campaign, the most prominent,
articulate voice for standard run-of-the-mill good old-fashioned
American conservatism was Sarah Palin." Calling a young teenager a "dog"
can't be helpful to her "self-esteem." Where is the apology from the
leader of the GOP?

3) "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet
Reno."--John McCain, Sarah Palin's running mate. Should McCain apologize
to every young woman in America?

2) Palin's friend, political defender and informer of the David
Letterman comments, John Ziegler, was fired from his radio show for
using the "n-word" online and on air in 1997. In 2000, he was fired for
spelling the "n-word" on the air. How much does that word affect the
psychological health of America's youth, regardless of their race? Now
he is pimping his film about how mean the "liberal media" was to Sarah
Palin.

AND...The NUMBER 1 REASON Sarah Palin's Outrage is Misplaced and A
Little Late...

1) The "candidate who must be obeyed" was talking about Palin's family
when he said, "Kids are off limits." Jake Tapper of ABC News interviewed
then Candidate Obama, and asked, "Governor Palin and her husband issued
a statement today saying their 17-year-old daughter Bristol, who is
unmarried, is five months pregnant. Do you have any reaction?"

OBAMA: "I have said before and I will repeat again, I think people's
families are off-limits. And people's children are especially
off-limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance
to Governor Palin's performance as a governor or her potential
performance as a vice president. And so I would strongly urge people to
back off these kinds of stories. You know, my mother had me when she was
18. And, you know, how family deals with issues and -- and, you know,
teenaged children, that shouldn't be the topic of -- of our politics."

The Palin children have been fodder for comedians since they were
brought to the national stage. Incest isn't funny. Ugly kid jokes aren't
funny. Many of the things said about public figures are just flat wrong.
Being "knocked up" isn't much fun. Racist comments hurt all of us. I
exhausted the top 10 list before I ran out of outrageous instances
ignored by the Palins.

The National Organization for Women named David Letterman to their Hall
of Shame. Will Letterman be joining Jay Leno? Conan O'Brien? Craig
Ferguson? Seth Myers? Rush Limbaugh? Or John McCain? Of course not! I
guess N.O.W. didn't bother checking Sarah Palin's "feminist"
credentials. All across America, right wing radio and television talk
show hosts feigned outrage in perfect synchronicity. The same people who
back up Palin's high drama assertions against Letterman ignored the
connections between Bill O'Reilly's irresponsible incitement and the
murder of Dr. George Tiller. David Letterman, a late night entertainer,
apologized. Fox New's Bill O'Reilly has not.

As a parent, I understand being defensive. I just wonder what took so
long. Why now?


(From Huffington Post)



I'll bet a dollar that the 14-year-old Palin, Pinecone, or whatever her
name is, is pregnant by 2012.

I'll bet a dollar that you are institutionalized by 2012.


Loogypicker[_2_] June 16th 09 01:10 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Jun 16, 6:44*am, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:

While I agree that this issue is silly, and it is nothing more than a
politician latching onto an issue that is easy for conservatives to
rally around, it is cut and paste post similar to this that highlight
how obsessed Harry is. *I have always said, that Harry's trash talk
probably swings more independents who read rec.boats to the R side, than
any any post made by a R.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects


It's just Harry's obsession with little girls. Remember, he thinks
because a father goes camping with his daughter that there are other
motives rather than camping, bonding and having fun. He's always
talking about little girls. One would wonder just WHY his own are
estranged from him, huh?

SteveB[_2_] June 16th 09 03:07 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
11. They live in a rural area, and don't watch Dave Letterman the pervert.



jps June 16th 09 03:20 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:21:32 -0400, HK wrote:



I'll bet a dollar that the 14-year-old Palin, Pinecone, or whatever her
name is, is pregnant by 2012.


They changed it to Pine Tar after attending the Yankees game.

jps June 16th 09 03:21 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:52:52 -0400, Jim wrote:



I'll bet a dollar that the 14-year-old Palin, Pinecone, or whatever her
name is, is pregnant by 2012.

I'll bet a dollar that you are institutionalized by 2012.


Not very sure of yourself.

jps June 16th 09 03:23 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:07:33 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:

11. They live in a rural area, and don't watch Dave Letterman the pervert.


David Letterman is a pervert as much as all people who live in rural
areas are perverts.

HK June 16th 09 03:52 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:21:32 -0400, HK wrote:

The National Organization for Women named David Letterman to their Hall
of Shame.


I just got around to watching the show, it was on my Replay.
The NOW should have been upset about the rest of his monolog as much
as that joke. The Britney Spears joke was pretty hard too.

BTW his guest that night was Howard Stern so I guess he has just given
up on the feminist vote.




Comedians have been making bad jokes about "celebrities" and their
foibles since...well...since there were comedians and celebrities. I
didn't see Letterman's show, but I thought I read the "Spears" joke was
about the other Spears gal - Jamie. Well, what the hell...both Spears'
gals have made themselves into jokes.

Mama Palin should have been named 2008's Worst Mother of the Year by NOW
and any other women's groups that care about women's rights

--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Loogypicker[_2_] June 16th 09 04:17 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Jun 16, 10:23*am, jps wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:07:33 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:

11. *They live in a rural area, and don't watch Dave Letterman the pervert.


David Letterman is a pervert as much as all people who live in rural
areas are perverts.


You better believe it! Harry has tried to tell people here for years
that the suburbian area in Maryland where he lives is rural!

Loogypicker[_2_] June 16th 09 04:19 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Jun 16, 10:52*am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:21:32 -0400, HK wrote:


The National Organization for Women named David Letterman to their Hall
of Shame.


I just got around to watching the show, it was on my Replay.
The NOW should have been upset about the rest of his monolog as much
as that joke. The Britney Spears joke was pretty hard too.


BTW his guest that night was Howard Stern so I guess he has just given
up on the feminist vote.


Comedians have been making bad jokes about "celebrities" and their
foibles since...well...since there were comedians and celebrities. I
didn't see Letterman's show, but I thought I read the "Spears" joke was
about the other Spears gal - Jamie. Well, what the hell...both Spears'
gals have made themselves into jokes.


Sounds like Harry has been reading such distinguists tabloids as
People, Star and maybe even the National Enquirer!

HK June 17th 09 07:04 PM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:52:57 -0400, HK wrote:

I
didn't see Letterman's show, but I thought I read the "Spears" joke was
about the other Spears gal - Jamie. Well, what the hell.


http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Britney%20Joke.mp3

I agree they have set themselves up for jokes and that is what guys
like Letterman do but I can also understand why feminists get ****ed.

Ethnic jokes also bring the wrath of their advocate organizations.


I think it a bit funny that Palin is getting support from feminists,
since she is precisely the sort of stereotypical ditz they disdain. I
have to admit, though, I appreciate her efforts to stay in the news. She
and her family are the perfect antidotes to those who might think the
"new, modern, conservative GOP" is recycling.


--
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.

HK June 18th 09 02:47 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:04:47 -0400, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:52:57 -0400, HK wrote:

I
didn't see Letterman's show, but I thought I read the "Spears" joke was
about the other Spears gal - Jamie. Well, what the hell.
http://gfretwell.com/ftp/Britney%20Joke.mp3

I agree they have set themselves up for jokes and that is what guys
like Letterman do but I can also understand why feminists get ****ed.

Ethnic jokes also bring the wrath of their advocate organizations.

I think it a bit funny that Palin is getting support from feminists,
since she is precisely the sort of stereotypical ditz they disdain. I
have to admit, though, I appreciate her efforts to stay in the news. She
and her family are the perfect antidotes to those who might think the
"new, modern, conservative GOP" is recycling.



I really got the idea that NOW's complaints about Letterman long
predated the Palin joke.



Aha. Well, I can't say I stay up to watch any of those "late night"
shows. By 11:30, I usually am in the land of nod. I used to watch Johnny
Carson, who I thought was the best comic on TV. But I gave up on late
night soon after he retired. I thought Letterman tried too hard, and
Leno was just not very subtle.


jps June 18th 09 04:43 AM

Top 10 Reasons Why the Palins are Trailer Trash
 
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:20:59 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:47:28 -0400, HK wrote:

I really got the idea that NOW's complaints about Letterman long
predated the Palin joke.



Aha. Well, I can't say I stay up to watch any of those "late night"
shows. By 11:30, I usually am in the land of nod. I used to watch Johnny
Carson, who I thought was the best comic on TV. But I gave up on late
night soon after he retired. I thought Letterman tried too hard, and
Leno was just not very subtle


I have Dave on the Replay (DVR). That way I can skip over the dumb
stuff and the miniseries length drug commercials. I usually just watch
the monolog, the top 10 and the occasional decent guest.


His most recent interviews with McCain and O'Reilly were pretty
danged entertaining.

The Jaoquin Phoenix interview was other worldly. Letterman made me
laugh hard.


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