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lupowell June 6th 09 10:11 PM

Virus alert....
 
If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.





I'm back!



John H[_2_] June 6th 09 10:31 PM

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On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.





I'm back!


LMAO!
--

John H

Don't blame me, I voted for the American.

Canuck57[_8_] June 6th 09 10:42 PM

Virus alert....
 

"lupowell" wrote in message
...
If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


So does that mean the nude ones of Barack are OK? Too bad, he isn't my
type.



HK June 6th 09 10:47 PM

Virus alert....
 
Canuck57 wrote:
"lupowell" wrote in message
...
If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


So does that mean the nude ones of Barack are OK? Too bad, he isn't my
type.




The funny thing is, there are right-wing posters in this newsgroup who
haven't seen a nude woman in so long, they *would* open either.


Wizard of Woodstock June 6th 09 10:58 PM

Virus alert....
 
On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


ROTFL!!!

I'm back!


WHOO HOO!!!!

Who are you again?

John H[_2_] June 6th 09 11:05 PM

Virus alert....
 
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:58:49 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


ROTFL!!!

I'm back!


WHOO HOO!!!!

Who are you again?


Here's something you can wear fishing...

http://impeachobamastore.us/images/1...4565643452.jpg
--
John H

"I'd rather be a Conservative nut job than a Liberal with no nuts and no job!

Canuck57[_8_] June 6th 09 11:13 PM

Virus alert....
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Canuck57 wrote:
"lupowell" wrote in message
...
If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


So does that mean the nude ones of Barack are OK? Too bad, he isn't my
type.


The funny thing is, there are right-wing posters in this newsgroup who
haven't seen a nude woman in so long, they *would* open either.


As you get older, you start to realize the libertarian-conservative go
getter that has the money and the chicks. Chicks that look good with self
respect get tired of liberal losers when they have to pick up the tab and
open their own doors.

Liberal-leftists are the ones that let life slip by and envy the
libertarian-conservative for their accumulated wealth and satisfaction.

Libertarian-conservatives even have better marriages. Serious, not much
arguments about money, envy or wanting other peoples lives and things.
Bills are paid, so even creditors like you.

Liberals are not Libertarians, Libertarians respect others rights to health,
wealth and happiness. Liberals would rather tax it out of you. Despicable
diseased species Liberals are, can't keep their hands out of other peoples
pockets.



lupowell June 6th 09 11:19 PM

Virus alert....
 

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


ROTFL!!!

I'm back!


WHOO HOO!!!!

Who are you again?


Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name might
have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's maniacal
rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.


Don White June 7th 09 01:05 AM

Virus alert....
 

"lupowell" wrote in message
...

Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name might
have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's
maniacal rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.


Try putting your glasses on......... might improve your aim.



lupowell June 7th 09 03:11 AM

Virus alert....
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"lupowell" wrote in message
...

Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name
might have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's
maniacal rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.


Try putting your glasses on......... might improve your aim.


Good point. I'll keep that in mind for the next one...


Tim June 7th 09 04:54 AM

Virus alert....
 
On Jun 6, 5:19*pm, "lupowell" wrote:
"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in messagenews:2jpl25hicra6qg8hndlcf1fci4sm90ig23@4ax .com...

On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it..
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


ROTFL!!!


I'm back!


WHOO HOO!!!!


Who are you again?


Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name might
have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's maniacal
rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.


I've talked with you Lu. You used to work for Leece-neville if I
remember correctly.

jim78565 June 7th 09 12:00 PM

Virus alert....
 
Canuck57 wrote:
"lupowell" wrote in message
...
If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


So does that mean the nude ones of Barack are OK? Too bad, he isn't my
type.


Betcha Krause would. Lots of Krauses friends are toe tappers.

lupowell June 7th 09 05:06 PM

Virus alert....
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jun 6, 5:19 pm, "lupowell" wrote:
"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in
messagenews:2jpl25hicra6qg8hndlcf1fci4sm90ig23@4ax .com...

On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.
It could contain a virus.


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


ROTFL!!!


I'm back!


WHOO HOO!!!!


Who are you again?


Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name might
have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's
maniacal
rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.


I've talked with you Lu. You used to work for Leece-neville if I
remember correctly.

Not me. thirty years law enforcement in three agencies. Same thirty years in
military reserve. Managed short stint on faculty in north Florida
university. Did a few years in software consulting and training with a
product called PowerBuilder.



Tim June 7th 09 06:38 PM

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On Jun 7, 11:06*am, "lupowell" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...
On Jun 6, 5:19 pm, "lupowell" wrote:



"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in
messagenews:2jpl25hicra6qg8hndlcf1fci4sm90ig23@4ax .com...


On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.


[email protected] June 7th 09 06:52 PM

Virus alert....
 
On Jun 7, 12:06*pm, "lupowell" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...
On Jun 6, 5:19 pm, "lupowell" wrote:





"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in
messagenews:2jpl25hicra6qg8hndlcf1fci4sm90ig23@4ax .com...


On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.


[email protected] June 8th 09 03:35 PM

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On Jun 7, 3:38*pm, "lupowell" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Jun 7, 12:06 pm, "lupowell" wrote:





"Tim" wrote in message


....
On Jun 6, 5:19 pm, "lupowell" wrote:


"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in
messagenews:2jpl25hicra6qg8hndlcf1fci4sm90ig23@4ax .com...


On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 17:11:57 -0400, "lupowell" wrote:


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open
it.
It could contain a virus.


If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open
it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.


ROTFL!!!


I'm back!


WHOO HOO!!!!


Who are you again?


Just a retired Florida boy who enjoys political humor of any stripe, and
thinking for myself. Last time I posted to this group, my forum name
might
have been "Lu Powell". I left for awhile, but missed Herr Krause's
maniacal
rants. Reminded me of my ex-wife. I still miss her.


I've talked with you Lu. You used to work for Leece-neville if I
remember correctly.


Not me. thirty years law enforcement in three agencies. Same thirty years
in
military reserve. Managed short stint on faculty in north Florida
university. Did a few years in software consulting and training with a
product called PowerBuilder.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -
Cool! Perhaps you could give me some pointers about how to go about
prosecuting people who make false allegations about illegal activity.
I've been accused of breaking my daughter's arms (she had a bicycle
accident), growing pot, sending illegal drugs in the U.S. mail, among
other things. I have the guys name, address and phone number.


Sorry, I'm retired, plus you need legal advice. If your accuser is a
resident of Maryland, formerly of Florida, sic the KKK on him. I hear
Maryland is a hotbed of those wizards under the sheets.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


It sure is! The KKK is headquartered there. I've got friends in the
area if I really need them to do anything for me.


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