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HK June 8th 09 03:48 AM

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Calif Bill wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...



I can't stand that Air America and MSNBC is paying him any mind.

I had to turn it off. Listening to him makes me ill and it's a
tremendous waste of time and energy. It's time to ignore him so we
can focus on what needs to be accomplished.

That's about the most intelligent statement you have made in a long
time.
Most moderate conservatives have know that for years. It's encouraging
to
see some of you liberals catching up.

Eisboch


Moderate conservatives? You mean the ones who only *listen* to Rush,
Sean, O'Reilly & Beck and nod their heads in approval, instead of rushing
out to kill doctors, blow up clinics, and make idiotic comments about
judge nominees?


Give me a break. In other words, unless I subscribe to the liberal
thinking of you and jps, I am automatically "one of them". Talk about
shallow, narrow minds.

I know that both of you are smarter than that. Both of you should throw
away your talking point notes and start speaking for yourselves, using
your own brains.

Eisboch



I have pretty much figured that Harry is not that smart, or is on the verge
of commitment. jps is so far to the left, he thinks all that are only a
little to the left are far right extremists.




However smart I am, Crazypants Bill, I am smarter than you are. After
all, I never ever admired Zell Miller.

jps June 8th 09 07:55 AM

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On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 22:55:11 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 21:25:56 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


I know you claim to be a D but I don't expect you've gone to any
precinct meeting recently. You haven't a clue what left is anymore.

I have not been to precinct meetings for any party. And the D's as now
constituted are not the D's of my generation. Fact is the D's and
Republicans are not the parties of my generation or my parents generation.
And if neither changes to the middle, both may be the Whigs of this
century.
People are getting ****ed about the absolute corruption of both parties.
The handing of the country to Wall Street is one prime example. The
overspending of both parties. I went to Glen Canyon dam last week in my
travels. Started in 1950's by Ike. Finished in 1964. One of the biggest
users of concrete in dam construction. Required building roads and a
bridge
over the Colorado river to even construct the dam. $310,000,000 to build.
That amount does not even build a 3 mile section of mass transit train
track
these days. The huge inflation over the last 40 years and the massive
inflation facing the country due to the "Stimulus" spending.


Sorry Bill, that's a serious load of crap. Construction spending has
been going through the roof for 10 years or more. Has nothing
whatsoever to do with stimulus.

People are
both ****ed and scared. The only way the Dem's may stay in power is a
huge
amnesty program for illegal's and giving lots of benefits to the lower
economic class all out of proportion to their needs.


Are you listening to Michael Savage? I find this hilarious since the
R's have been using the underachieving underclass for years to keep
them in office with drivel about personal responsibility, abortion,
gay rights, etc.

A little political division done by the D's shouldn't upset you so
much.

At a birthday party
last night, a younger lady got really upset about Obama and his policies.
She has lost a business due to the economic climate, and is worried that
she
will lose her home.


And that relates to Obama how? Sheesh.

And then the Obama Government will give loans to those
formally illegal people to buy a house, most likely her's for 1/3 the
price
she paid.


Is this more from Savage or some other delusional fruitcake?

People who can not afford the house at even that price and there
will be programs to prevent their foreclosure. Where are the foreclosures
on those renegotiated loans to Acorn people?


Oy, you've just gone off the deep end. Acorn.

80% of the renegotiated loans
are in default again within 3 months. The taxpayers are screwed. They
may
not have enough votes to stop a massive give away of their tax money to
keep
the present rulers in power. Then where are we as a country? Mexico
North?
Growing Bannanas maybe.


How are renegotiated loans affected us as taxpayers, unless we're the
ones renegotating?

Did you go on road trip and listen only to AM radio?


Actually listened to very little radio on the trip. Most areas do not have
radio. And you seem to also have a reading comprehension problem. I said
the inflation facing us from the "Stimulus" package. Maybe you need to
listen to more than Air America.


Oh, AM radio signal are very good at bouncing around the atmosphere
so getting Rush in any part of the country is pretty easy.

I actually tune in all sort of news, even entertainment stations like
Fox. It makes me sick but I listen to it because I like to try to
undertand the idiots in our society.

[email protected] June 8th 09 02:07 PM

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On Jun 7, 10:48*pm, HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
m...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
m...


I can't stand that Air America and MSNBC is paying him any mind.


I had to turn it off. *Listening to him makes me ill and it's a
tremendous waste of time and energy. *It's time to ignore him so we
can focus on what needs to be accomplished.


That's about the most intelligent statement you have made in a long
time.
Most moderate conservatives have know that for years. *It's encouraging
to
see some of you liberals catching up.


Eisboch


Moderate conservatives? You mean the ones who only *listen* to Rush,
Sean, O'Reilly & Beck and nod their heads in approval, instead of rushing
out to kill doctors, blow up clinics, and make idiotic comments about
judge nominees?


Give me a break. * In other words, unless I subscribe to the liberal
thinking of you and jps, I am automatically "one of them". * * Talk about
shallow, narrow minds.


I know that both of you are smarter than that. * Both of you should throw
away your talking point notes and start speaking for yourselves, using
your own brains.


Eisboch


I have pretty much figured that Harry is not that smart, or is on the verge
of commitment. *jps is so far to the left, he thinks all that are only a
little to the left are far right extremists.


However smart I am, Crazypants Bill, I am smarter than you are. After
all, I never ever admired Zell Miller.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Then why do you lie about your education?

[email protected] June 8th 09 02:09 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Jun 6, 4:47*pm, HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:01:55 -0400, HK wrote:


jps wrote:
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:54:47 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:


On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 07:29:31 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


Give me a break. * In other words, unless I subscribe to the liberal
thinking of you and jps, I am automatically "one of them". * * Talk about
shallow, narrow minds.
Psst - there's a name for guys like Jon and Harry.


big·ot – noun - a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing
creed, belief, or opinion.
MIRROR PLEASE! *I must have missed your single pleasant utterance
about our current CIC.


You've done nothing but post carping bull****.


I know that both of you are smarter than that.
There's your first mistake.
Not very funny.


Both of you should throw away your talking point notes and
start speaking for yourselves, using your own brains.
Here's another word for you.


prej·u·diced – noun - an unfavorable opinion or feeling formed
beforehand or without knowledge, thought, or reason - any preconceived
opinion or feeling, either favorable or unfavorable - unreasonable
feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding
a racial, religious, or national group.
You've done much to earn it. *Narrow defines your politics best of
all.


When you think about it - it's pretty much "hate speech".


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech


Funny how all this works huh?
Not at all funny. *Look at who's leading the "conservative" movement.


[email protected] June 8th 09 02:22 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Jun 8, 1:55*am, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"jps" wrote in message

...





On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 21:25:56 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


I know you claim to be a D but I don't expect you've gone to any
precinct meeting recently. *You haven't a clue what left is anymore..


I have not been to precinct meetings for any party. *And the D's as now
constituted are not the D's of my generation. *Fact is the D's and
Republicans are not the parties of my generation or my parents generation.
And if neither changes to the middle, both may be the Whigs of this
century.
People are getting ****ed about the absolute corruption of both parties..
The handing of the country to Wall Street is one prime example. *The
overspending of both parties. *I went to Glen Canyon dam last week in my
travels. *Started in 1950's by Ike. *Finished in 1964. *One of the biggest
users of concrete in dam construction. *Required building roads and a
bridge
over the Colorado river to even construct the dam. *$310,000,000 to build.
That amount does not even build a 3 mile section of mass transit train
track
these days. *The huge inflation over the last 40 years and the massive
inflation facing the country due to the "Stimulus" spending.


Sorry Bill, that's a serious load of crap. *Construction spending has
been going through the roof for 10 years or more. *Has nothing
whatsoever to do with stimulus.


People are
both ****ed and scared. *The only way the Dem's may stay in power is a
huge
amnesty program for illegal's and giving lots of benefits to the lower
economic class all out of proportion to their needs.


Are you listening to Michael Savage? *I find this hilarious since the
R's have been using the underachieving underclass for years to keep
them in office with drivel about personal responsibility, abortion,
gay rights, etc.


A little political division done by the D's shouldn't upset you so
much.


*At a birthday party
last night, a younger lady got really upset about Obama and his policies.
She has lost a business due to the economic climate, and is worried that
she
will lose her home.


And that relates to Obama how? * Sheesh.


*And then the Obama Government will give loans to those
formally illegal people to buy a house, most likely her's for 1/3 the
price
she paid.


Is this more from Savage or some other delusional fruitcake?


*People who can not afford the house at even that price and there
will be programs to prevent their foreclosure. *Where are the foreclosures
on those renegotiated loans to Acorn people?


Oy, you've just gone off the deep end. *Acorn.


80% of the renegotiated loans
are in default again within 3 months. *The taxpayers are screwed. *They
may
not have enough votes to stop a massive give away of their tax money to
keep
the present rulers in power. *Then where are we as a country? *Mexico
North?
Growing Bannanas maybe.


How are renegotiated loans affected us as taxpayers, unless we're the
ones renegotating?


Did you go on road trip and listen only to AM radio?


Actually listened to very little radio on the trip. *Most areas do not have
radio. *And you seem to also have a reading comprehension problem. *I said
the inflation facing us from the "Stimulus" package. *Maybe you need to
listen to more than Air America.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Obviously ACORN isn't being mentioned in the New York Lies or the
Daily Kos... Too much time being spent on hate and intolerance there
for any facts or real news.... snerk

[email protected] June 8th 09 02:23 PM

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On Jun 8, 2:55*am, jps wrote:
On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 22:55:11 -0700, "Calif Bill"





wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 7 Jun 2009 21:25:56 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


I know you claim to be a D but I don't expect you've gone to any
precinct meeting recently. *You haven't a clue what left is anymore.


I have not been to precinct meetings for any party. *And the D's as now
constituted are not the D's of my generation. *Fact is the D's and
Republicans are not the parties of my generation or my parents generation.
And if neither changes to the middle, both may be the Whigs of this
century.
People are getting ****ed about the absolute corruption of both parties.
The handing of the country to Wall Street is one prime example. *The
overspending of both parties. *I went to Glen Canyon dam last week in my
travels. *Started in 1950's by Ike. *Finished in 1964. *One of the biggest
users of concrete in dam construction. *Required building roads and a
bridge
over the Colorado river to even construct the dam. *$310,000,000 to build.
That amount does not even build a 3 mile section of mass transit train
track
these days. *The huge inflation over the last 40 years and the massive
inflation facing the country due to the "Stimulus" spending.


Sorry Bill, that's a serious load of crap. *Construction spending has
been going through the roof for 10 years or more. *Has nothing
whatsoever to do with stimulus.


People are
both ****ed and scared. *The only way the Dem's may stay in power is a
huge
amnesty program for illegal's and giving lots of benefits to the lower
economic class all out of proportion to their needs.


Are you listening to Michael Savage? *I find this hilarious since the
R's have been using the underachieving underclass for years to keep
them in office with drivel about personal responsibility, abortion,
gay rights, etc.


A little political division done by the D's shouldn't upset you so
much.


*At a birthday party
last night, a younger lady got really upset about Obama and his policies.
She has lost a business due to the economic climate, and is worried that
she
will lose her home.


And that relates to Obama how? * Sheesh.


*And then the Obama Government will give loans to those
formally illegal people to buy a house, most likely her's for 1/3 the
price
she paid.


Is this more from Savage or some other delusional fruitcake?


*People who can not afford the house at even that price and there
will be programs to prevent their foreclosure. *Where are the foreclosures
on those renegotiated loans to Acorn people?


Oy, you've just gone off the deep end. *Acorn.


80% of the renegotiated loans
are in default again within 3 months. *The taxpayers are screwed. *They
may
not have enough votes to stop a massive give away of their tax money to
keep
the present rulers in power. *Then where are we as a country? *Mexico
North?
Growing Bannanas maybe.


How are renegotiated loans affected us as taxpayers, unless we're the
ones renegotating?


Did you go on road trip and listen only to AM radio?


Actually listened to very little radio on the trip. *Most areas do not have
radio. *And you seem to also have a reading comprehension problem. *I said
the inflation facing us from the "Stimulus" package. *Maybe you need to
listen to more than Air America.


Oh, AM radio signal are very good at *bouncing around the atmosphere
so getting Rush in any part of the country is pretty easy.

I actually tune in all sort of news, even entertainment stations like
Fox. *It makes me sick but I listen to it because I like to try to
undertand the idiots in our society.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Bull****, you don't listen to anything that goes against your fantasy
and ideology... That's why you don't know **** about ACORN.. Liar...
How about some American/German, screwdrivers....?

HK June 8th 09 02:42 PM

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wrote:

Bull****, you don't listen to anything that goes against your fantasy
and ideology... That's why you don't know **** about ACORN.. Liar...
How about some American/German, screwdrivers....?


You know, you've already convinced anyone with sense here that you are
an uneducated, ignorant child endangerer. You don't have to work at it
every day.

[email protected] June 8th 09 02:53 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Jun 8, 9:42*am, HK wrote:
wrote:
Bull****, you don't listen to anything that goes against your fantasy
and ideology... That's why you don't know **** about ACORN.. Liar...
How about some American/German, screwdrivers....?


You know, you've already convinced anyone with sense here that you are
an uneducated, ignorant child endangerer. You don't have to work at it
every day.


snerk Only in your retarded little mind. By the way dropout boy,
you should have used your spell checker for your post.... Dolt...

Eisboch[_4_] June 8th 09 03:01 PM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is the
blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically much
higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch



HK June 8th 09 03:05 PM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch



Yes, indeed, and the commercial cutters will slice through longer,
wetter grass, too, thanks to that tip speed, and also resist bogging down.




[email protected] June 8th 09 03:26 PM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
On Jun 8, 10:05*am, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.


A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. *The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.


Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. *Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.


Eisboch


Yes, indeed, and the commercial cutters will slice through longer,
wetter grass, too, thanks to that tip speed, and also resist bogging down..


Hoooboy! Now Harry is a lawn mower/lawn mowing expert!

jim7 June 8th 09 03:31 PM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch


And, with the proper blades, you should be able to get airborne.

jim7 June 8th 09 03:33 PM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
wrote:
On Jun 8, 10:05 am, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.
A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.
Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.
Eisboch

Yes, indeed, and the commercial cutters will slice through longer,
wetter grass, too, thanks to that tip speed, and also resist bogging down.


Hoooboy! Now Harry is a lawn mower/lawn mowing expert!


With nearly a quarter acre to mow, he should be.

Johnson June 8th 09 08:07 PM

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HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist


Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson

jps June 8th 09 09:41 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist


Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson


"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.

HK June 8th 09 09:48 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist

Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson


"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.



He's just another of this newsgroup's right-wing palmetto bugs. All you
have to do to get rid of 'em is use your filters to swat 'em into the
bozo bin.

I might not have the right "common name" there...the Floridians I lived
among for more than five years referred to bugs that looked like flying
cockroaches as Palmetto bugs. They were harmless and made an interesting
crunch when you stepped on them. Just like the right-wing nutcases here.

DK June 9th 09 01:21 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
wrote:
On Jun 6, 4:47 pm, HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:01:55 -0400, HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:54:47 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:
On Sat, 6 Jun 2009 07:29:31 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:
Give me a break. In other words, unless I subscribe to the liberal
thinking of you and jps, I am automatically "one of them". Talk about
shallow, narrow minds.
Psst - there's a name for guys like Jon and Harry.
big·ot – noun - a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing
creed, belief, or opinion.
MIRROR PLEASE! I must have missed your single pleasant utterance
about our current CIC.
You've done nothing but post carping bull****.
I know that both of you are smarter than that.
There's your first mistake.
Not very funny.
Both of you should throw away your talking point notes and
start speaking for yourselves, using your own brains.
Here's another word for you.
prej·u·diced – noun - an unfavorable opinion or feeling formed
beforehand or without knowledge, thought, or reason - any preconceived
opinion or feeling, either favorable or unfavorable - unreasonable
feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding
a racial, religious, or national group.
You've done much to earn it. Narrow defines your politics best of
all.
When you think about it - it's pretty much "hate speech".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech
Funny how all this works huh?
Not at all funny. Look at who's leading the "conservative" movement.
Now that's funny.
Watch it there...if you press SW Tom too closely, or question his
choices, he'll have a hissy fit and then never ever never ever talk to
you here again.
I believe I've already earned my way onto his **** list.

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist, as in Husqvarna never made such a model. So I posted a photo of
it, along with the manufacturer's spec's. He's sooooooo easy.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


The tractor you showed a picture of wasn't yours
The tractor you showed a picture of isn't sold in the U.S.
The tractor you showed a picture of doesn't say anything about three
blades.
And how about a picture of that "5.5 quart" jug of Valvoline?


Not sold in the US? Interesting new lie from WAFA!

jps June 9th 09 01:54 AM

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On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:21:33 -0400, DK wrote:

wrote:



The tractor you showed a picture of wasn't yours
The tractor you showed a picture of isn't sold in the U.S.
The tractor you showed a picture of doesn't say anything about three
blades.
And how about a picture of that "5.5 quart" jug of Valvoline?


Not sold in the US? Interesting new lie from WAFA!


Tractor officianados! A chorus of jackasses braying like idiots.

Can't stand it when proven wrong, just like Limpballs, spiritual and
titualar (DD) leader of the "Conservative" movement (as in turd).

They're always going to find another reason to cast doubt Harry.

WMD
Imminent threat
Terrorist link
Liberation
Despotic tyrant
Democracy

Let them wallow and thrash around in their pigheaded stupidity.

Tell them you worked on your mower with German screwdrivers, it'll
drive 'em nuts!

HK June 9th 09 02:00 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:21:33 -0400, DK wrote:

wrote:



The tractor you showed a picture of wasn't yours
The tractor you showed a picture of isn't sold in the U.S.
The tractor you showed a picture of doesn't say anything about three
blades.
And how about a picture of that "5.5 quart" jug of Valvoline?

Not sold in the US? Interesting new lie from WAFA!


Tractor officianados! A chorus of jackasses braying like idiots.

Can't stand it when proven wrong, just like Limpballs, spiritual and
titualar (DD) leader of the "Conservative" movement (as in turd).

They're always going to find another reason to cast doubt Harry.

WMD
Imminent threat
Terrorist link
Liberation
Despotic tyrant
Democracy

Let them wallow and thrash around in their pigheaded stupidity.

Tell them you worked on your mower with German screwdrivers, it'll
drive 'em nuts!


There you go...German screwdrivers and of course all the fittings are
whitworth (how long will it take for loogy to bite on that?)

These assholes are almost all right-wingers. Poking them has become a
national sport.

Johnson June 9th 09 12:37 PM

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jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist

Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson


"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.


Ah, still smarting from your smackdown I see.

Johnson.

jps June 9th 09 09:34 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:37:15 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist
Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson


"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.


Ah, still smarting from your smackdown I see.

Johnson.


I must've missed that.

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?

HK June 9th 09 09:53 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:37:15 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist
Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson
"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.

Ah, still smarting from your smackdown I see.

Johnson.


I must've missed that.

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?



You gotta love retardos like "Johnson" for their chutzpah and stupidity,
their ability to delude themselves into thinking they've won an
argument, and, finally, their penchant for congratulating themselves.
Reminds me of JustHate, Loogy, FloridaJim.



--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Johnson June 10th 09 12:17 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
HK wrote:

You gotta love retardos like "Johnson" for their chutzpah and stupidity,
their ability to delude themselves into thinking they've won an
argument, and, finally, their penchant for congratulating themselves.
Reminds me of JustHate, Loogy, FloridaJim.


Actually, it rather reminds me of yourself.

Johnson

Johnson June 10th 09 12:18 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?


Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson

Johnson June 10th 09 12:24 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch



Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some
old grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true.
Said it was an internet rumor.

Johnson

[email protected] June 10th 09 12:35 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
On Jun 9, 7:24*pm, Johnson wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.


A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. *The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.


Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. *Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.


Eisboch


Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some
old grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true.
Said it was an internet rumor.

Johnson


Harry's mower is special, he has special permission to own a machine
that is not constrained by silly safety rules every one else needs to
deal with... It was built for him personally by NASA with the
oversight of the Husky Corp top R+D guy himself... They gave it to him
free, because he is such a great guy... Just ask him;)

Johnson June 10th 09 12:43 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
wrote:
On Jun 9, 7:24 pm, Johnson wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.
A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.
Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.
Eisboch

Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some
old grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true.
Said it was an internet rumor.

Johnson


Harry's mower is special, he has special permission to own a machine
that is not constrained by silly safety rules every one else needs to
deal with... It was built for him personally by NASA with the
oversight of the Husky Corp top R+D guy himself... They gave it to him
free, because he is such a great guy... Just ask him;)


Ummm, I was responding to Eisboch who made a statement about commercial
mowers vs. residential mowers.

While I am inclined to agree with you that in HK's world, everything he
possesses is special, better, and more liberal than yours and mine, I
truly am interested in whether commercial mowers spin their blades
faster than residential ones.

Johnson

jps June 10th 09 12:47 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:18:22 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?


Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson


Ah, still obfuscating I see. Can you vote in US elections?

Johnson June 10th 09 12:52 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:18:22 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?

Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson


Ah, still obfuscating I see. Can you vote in US elections?


If I said yes, you'd still chant the same mantra.

Carry on.

Johnson

Eisboch[_4_] June 10th 09 12:52 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 

"Johnson" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is the
blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch



Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some old
grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true. Said it
was an internet rumor.

Johnson



Scag dealer and also confirmed by our landscaper who obviously only buys
commercial equipment. He's the one who recommended that I buy a commercial
mower for the purpose I needed (mowing large horse paddocks).

The residential tip speed limit is a federal regulation. I forget what it
is exactly, but something like 1750 feet/min rings a bell.

Eisboch


Eisboch[_4_] June 10th 09 01:00 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 

"Johnson" wrote in message
...

Ummm, I was responding to Eisboch who made a statement about commercial
mowers vs. residential mowers.

While I am inclined to agree with you that in HK's world, everything he
possesses is special, better, and more liberal than yours and mine, I
truly am interested in whether commercial mowers spin their blades faster
than residential ones.

Johnson


Despite your shade tree mechanics opinions, I can assure you that they do.
I have a friend who has a similar designed residential rated mower. (these
are the type
that you operate like a Bobcat. Your sit on it and drive it with two levers
that control hydraulic motors).

His doesn't come close to the Scag. You can tell just by the sound and by
how finely it chops up the clippings. Plus, I can go through foot high
grass and the mower doesn't miss a beat. His would stall.

Eisboch


HK June 10th 09 01:07 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

"Johnson" wrote in message
...

Ummm, I was responding to Eisboch who made a statement about
commercial mowers vs. residential mowers.

While I am inclined to agree with you that in HK's world, everything
he possesses is special, better, and more liberal than yours and mine,
I truly am interested in whether commercial mowers spin their blades
faster than residential ones.

Johnson


Despite your shade tree mechanics opinions, I can assure you that they do.
I have a friend who has a similar designed residential rated mower.
(these are the type
that you operate like a Bobcat. Your sit on it and drive it with two
levers that control hydraulic motors).

His doesn't come close to the Scag. You can tell just by the sound and
by how finely it chops up the clippings. Plus, I can go through foot
high grass and the mower doesn't miss a beat. His would stall.

Eisboch



You're conversing with a sock puppet.


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

jps June 10th 09 01:16 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:52:04 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:18:22 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?
Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson


Ah, still obfuscating I see. Can you vote in US elections?


If I said yes, you'd still chant the same mantra.

Carry on.

Johnson


Ah, still obfuscating I see. Can you vote in US elections?

Johnson June 10th 09 01:22 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

Scag dealer and also confirmed by our landscaper who obviously only buys
commercial equipment. He's the one who recommended that I buy a
commercial mower for the purpose I needed (mowing large horse paddocks).

The residential tip speed limit is a federal regulation. I forget what
it is exactly, but something like 1750 feet/min rings a bell.


I couldn't find anything specifically regulating residential mower blade
tip speed, but did find that there is a federal regulation concerning
all mowers at 19000 fpm top blade tip speed. Most commercial mowers
appear to advertise at between 18000 and 19000.

Shamelessly cut and pasted:
---------------
American National Standards Institute (ANSI)
ANSI standard B71.1, Walk-Behind Mowers and Ride-On Machines With Mowers
- Safety Specifications, is the primary safety standard for homeowner
riding mowers and small tractors. This standard requires the use of an
operator presence control, a device that will stop the mower blades if
the operator leaves the seat without disengaging the blade drive (PTO).
This prevents an operator from being down on the ground around a mower
while it is running.

One of the most important features of this standard is a requirement
that the blades must stop turning within 5 seconds when the PTO is
disengaged or the operator leaves the seat. This requires an automatic
brake on the blade drive. ANSI also requires that mowers be tested to
strict performance standards for thrown objects.

A seatback height of at least 4˝ inches is required to keep operators
from falling backward. There are requirements on dynamic turn and sudden
traction performance to improve machine stability. There are
requirements for braking performance. There are also requirements on
guarding and safety labeling. The blade tip speed is limited to 19,000
feet per minute.
----------------

That would seem to indicate that there is no specific lesser top blade
tip speed for a residential mower.

It still could be true, I suppose, that the manufacturers of residential
mowers spin the blades slower, but that may not be necessarily true in
all residential machines.

Johnson.

Johnson June 10th 09 01:29 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

"Johnson" wrote in message
...

Ummm, I was responding to Eisboch who made a statement about
commercial mowers vs. residential mowers.

While I am inclined to agree with you that in HK's world, everything
he possesses is special, better, and more liberal than yours and mine,
I truly am interested in whether commercial mowers spin their blades
faster than residential ones.

Johnson


Despite your shade tree mechanics opinions, I can assure you that they do.
I have a friend who has a similar designed residential rated mower.
(these are the type
that you operate like a Bobcat. Your sit on it and drive it with two
levers that control hydraulic motors).

His doesn't come close to the Scag. You can tell just by the sound and
by how finely it chops up the clippings. Plus, I can go through foot
high grass and the mower doesn't miss a beat. His would stall.

Eisboch


Thanks. This sockpuppet appreciates the advice.

In my other post I noted that it would seem that residential mowers are
not constrained to a lower blade tip speed. Perhaps the manufacturers
build the residential ones with a lower tip speed.

Also, my sense is that the commercial mowers are probably designed to
cut better, and they do run near the maximum allowed tip speed.

Johnson

Johnson June 10th 09 01:30 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
HK wrote:


You're conversing with a sock puppet.



Hey, it's got to be better than conversing with an empty suit.

Johnson

Vic Smith June 10th 09 01:32 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:22:40 -0400, Johnson
wrote:



It still could be true, I suppose, that the manufacturers of residential
mowers spin the blades slower, but that may not be necessarily true in
all residential machines.

I noticed the small Honda-powered Craftsman I have has one speed.
Long time since I had a gas-powered, having used an electric, then a
battery powered for my last 2 houses.
But I recall older mowers had a throttle and you could rev them up in
the high stuff.

--Vic

HK June 10th 09 01:36 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:22:40 -0400, Johnson
wrote:


It still could be true, I suppose, that the manufacturers of residential
mowers spin the blades slower, but that may not be necessarily true in
all residential machines.

I noticed the small Honda-powered Craftsman I have has one speed.
Long time since I had a gas-powered, having used an electric, then a
battery powered for my last 2 houses.
But I recall older mowers had a throttle and you could rev them up in
the high stuff.

--Vic



My two gasoline powered grass eaters have throttle controls, but...both
owner manuals say to run them at wide open throttle when cutting grass.
Both are about six years old...


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Eisboch[_4_] June 10th 09 02:05 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 

"Johnson" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

Scag dealer and also confirmed by our landscaper who obviously only buys
commercial equipment. He's the one who recommended that I buy a
commercial mower for the purpose I needed (mowing large horse paddocks).

The residential tip speed limit is a federal regulation. I forget what
it is exactly, but something like 1750 feet/min rings a bell.


I couldn't find anything specifically regulating residential mower blade
tip speed, but did find that there is a federal regulation concerning all
mowers at 19000 fpm top blade tip speed. Most commercial mowers appear to
advertise at between 18000 and 19000.

Shamelessly cut and pasted:
---------------
American National Standards Institute (ANSI)
ANSI standard B71.1, Walk-Behind Mowers and Ride-On Machines With Mowers -
Safety Specifications, is the primary safety standard for homeowner riding
mowers and small tractors. This standard requires the use of an operator
presence control, a device that will stop the mower blades if the operator
leaves the seat without disengaging the blade drive (PTO). This prevents
an operator from being down on the ground around a mower while it is
running.

One of the most important features of this standard is a requirement that
the blades must stop turning within 5 seconds when the PTO is disengaged
or the operator leaves the seat. This requires an automatic brake on the
blade drive. ANSI also requires that mowers be tested to strict
performance standards for thrown objects.

A seatback height of at least 4˝ inches is required to keep operators from
falling backward. There are requirements on dynamic turn and sudden
traction performance to improve machine stability. There are requirements
for braking performance. There are also requirements on guarding and
safety labeling. The blade tip speed is limited to 19,000 feet per minute.
----------------

That would seem to indicate that there is no specific lesser top blade tip
speed for a residential mower.

It still could be true, I suppose, that the manufacturers of residential
mowers spin the blades slower, but that may not be necessarily true in all
residential machines.

Johnson.




When were those regulations written? My Scag is about 8 years old now, I
think. I know one thing. The blades don't have a brake on them. I have a
newer push mower that operates as described in your posted regulations, but
not the Scag.

Also, I believe that residential rider mowers have had a requirement to
automatically disengage the drive to the blades when the rider mower is put
into reverse to back up. The last two lawn tractors I had did this and one
was an old, 1990 vintage John Deere.

The commercial rated Scag doesn't do this either. Blades stay engaged both
forward and backward.

Leads me to believe the regs you cited are for residential rated equipment.

Eisboch



HK June 10th 09 03:06 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

"Johnson" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

Scag dealer and also confirmed by our landscaper who obviously only
buys commercial equipment. He's the one who recommended that I buy a
commercial mower for the purpose I needed (mowing large horse paddocks).

The residential tip speed limit is a federal regulation. I forget
what it is exactly, but something like 1750 feet/min rings a bell.


I couldn't find anything specifically regulating residential mower
blade tip speed, but did find that there is a federal regulation
concerning all mowers at 19000 fpm top blade tip speed. Most
commercial mowers appear to advertise at between 18000 and 19000.

Shamelessly cut and pasted:
---------------
American National Standards Institute (ANSI)
ANSI standard B71.1, Walk-Behind Mowers and Ride-On Machines With
Mowers - Safety Specifications, is the primary safety standard for
homeowner riding mowers and small tractors. This standard requires the
use of an operator presence control, a device that will stop the mower
blades if the operator leaves the seat without disengaging the blade
drive (PTO). This prevents an operator from being down on the ground
around a mower while it is running.

One of the most important features of this standard is a requirement
that the blades must stop turning within 5 seconds when the PTO is
disengaged or the operator leaves the seat. This requires an automatic
brake on the blade drive. ANSI also requires that mowers be tested to
strict performance standards for thrown objects.

A seatback height of at least 4˝ inches is required to keep operators
from falling backward. There are requirements on dynamic turn and
sudden traction performance to improve machine stability. There are
requirements for braking performance. There are also requirements on
guarding and safety labeling. The blade tip speed is limited to 19,000
feet per minute.
----------------

That would seem to indicate that there is no specific lesser top blade
tip speed for a residential mower.

It still could be true, I suppose, that the manufacturers of
residential mowers spin the blades slower, but that may not be
necessarily true in all residential machines.

Johnson.

I think. I know one thing. The blades don't have a brake on them. I
have a newer push mower that operates as described in your posted
regulations, but not the Scag.

Also, I believe that residential rider mowers have had a requirement to
automatically disengage the drive to the blades when the rider mower is
put into reverse to back up. The last two lawn tractors I had did this
and one was an old, 1990 vintage John Deere.

The commercial rated Scag doesn't do this either. Blades stay engaged
both forward and backward.

Leads me to believe the regs you cited are for residential rated equipment.

Eisboch




My Husqie (the one that was never manufactured) backs up with the blades
running.

Your comments about blade speed and commercial mowers is correct.



--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.


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