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Wizard of Woodstock May 22nd 09 02:21 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


HK May 22nd 09 02:25 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.



Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk


jps May 22nd 09 05:39 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.



Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk


They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_5_] May 22nd 09 06:50 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk


They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.


It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep
pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents
who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt
Congress and Bush II admin.

It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in
power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling
and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents)
consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen,
Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him.



--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

jps May 22nd 09 07:18 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On Fri, 22 May 2009 01:50:11 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.


It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep
pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents
who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt
Congress and Bush II admin.


Very true, don't disagree. I'm constantly amazed at the games that go
on in Washington.

However, if it weren't for the war and general stupidity, Bush would
have gotten away with tax cuts for the rich financed by debt.

What I don't understand is, if we were financing it with debt back
then, why were so many on the right bitching about it "being our
money" and happy about the cuts?

It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in
power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling
and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents)
consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen,
Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him.


The entire reason Obama was elected was due to his ability to take the
high road. Look what it's gotten him. He was handed several piles of
**** and people are jumping him in the first 100 days. Dick Cheney
can't shut his ****ing mouth because he's got a legacy to protect.

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.

That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats.

Eisboch[_4_] May 22nd 09 08:53 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize the
ultimate destination.

Eisboch


HK May 22nd 09 11:21 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.

jim7856 May 22nd 09 11:49 AM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to
recognize the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.


Wrong, old fart breath. Eisboch was plenty critical of the Bush
administration. You just can't stand it when someone is less than
complimentary to your golden boy, your party, your unions, your virtual
marriage, your virtual real estate holdings, your virtual lobsta boat,
your virtual boating adventures, your virtual life, your "my ....... is
better than your.......".

Damn. I hate speaking badly of you all the time, but I'm struggling to
find something positive to say about you.

Eisboch[_4_] May 22nd 09 12:17 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.



Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many of
Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties were
convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. That history
cannot be changed. Those that sounded the battle cries and then changed
their mind later are all forgiven by the left. Those who had to make the
decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post election. I
thought he would be especially good for the country in the repair of global
relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But his domestic social and
economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and the more he talks the
more disturbed I become. Radical changes are being pushed that go beyond
fixing greed, dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street. Those issues
should be addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of changing the basic
social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like you.
I think for myself.

Eisboch


D.Duck May 22nd 09 12:21 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.


Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.



Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many
of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. That
history cannot be changed. Those that sounded the battle cries and then
changed their mind later are all forgiven by the left. Those who had to
make the decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post election.
I thought he would be especially good for the country in the repair of
global relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But his domestic
social and economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and the more he
talks the more disturbed I become. Radical changes are being pushed that
go beyond fixing greed, dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street.
Those issues should be addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of
changing the basic social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like you.
I think for myself.

Eisboch



The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush did
that.

Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.



Eisboch[_4_] May 22nd 09 12:26 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 

"D.Duck" wrote in message
...


Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.


You've got that right.

I was beginning to become a little optimistic about a recovery.
Not so sure anymore.




HK May 22nd 09 12:42 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.


Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to
recognize the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.



Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many
of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. That
history cannot be changed. Those that sounded the battle cries and then
changed their mind later are all forgiven by the left. Those who had to
make the decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post
election. I thought he would be especially good for the country in the
repair of global relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But his
domestic social and economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and
the more he talks the more disturbed I become. Radical changes are
being pushed that go beyond fixing greed, dishonest companies, banks or
Wall Street. Those issues should be addressed and fixed, but not at
the cost of changing the basic social and economic structure of the
country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like
you. I think for myself.

Eisboch



We've been run over a cliff by the Republican Bush Administration...and
it is going to take the sort of drastic measures Obama is pushing for to
keep us from hitting bottom.

There's no way to fix the rapacious greed of Wall Street, dishonest
corporations, banks and insurance companies, et cetera, without radical
changes.

The United States has only been working for the very wealthy the last
handful of years. If we cannot rebuild the middle class and at the sake
of the greedy wealthy if that is what it takes, then there is nothing
worth saving.

HK May 22nd 09 12:43 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.

Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch

You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.


Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many
of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. That
history cannot be changed. Those that sounded the battle cries and then
changed their mind later are all forgiven by the left. Those who had to
make the decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post election.
I thought he would be especially good for the country in the repair of
global relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But his domestic
social and economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and the more he
talks the more disturbed I become. Radical changes are being pushed that
go beyond fixing greed, dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street.
Those issues should be addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of
changing the basic social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like you.
I think for myself.

Eisboch



The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush did
that.

Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.



It is important to drive home again and again and again just who pushed
this country over a cliff. It was...the Republicans and Bush.

Thank you.

Jim22208 May 22nd 09 12:49 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any
results.

Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to
recognize the ultimate destination.

Eisboch

You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.

Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with
many of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the
draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric
though. There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in
both parties were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even
before Bush. That history cannot be changed. Those that sounded
the battle cries and then changed their mind later are all forgiven
by the left. Those who had to make the decisions are held
accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post
election. I thought he would be especially good for the country in
the repair of global relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But
his domestic social and economic ideas and policies disturb me
greatly, and the more he talks the more disturbed I become. Radical
changes are being pushed that go beyond fixing greed, dishonest
companies, banks or Wall Street. Those issues should be addressed and
fixed, but not at the cost of changing the basic social and economic
structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like
you. I think for myself.

Eisboch



The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush
did that.

Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.


It is important to drive home again and again and again just who pushed
this country over a cliff. It was...the Republicans and Bush.

Thank you.


That's not really going to help with anything. Do you have anything else
on your mind that's important?

[email protected] May 22nd 09 12:51 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On May 22, 7:17*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

...





Eisboch wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..


This sends *me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results..


Some of us can read a road map. *We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.


Eisboch


You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.


Not so. *I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many of
Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw..


Of course you did, we were all here.... No need to defend yourself to
harry who was busy with his spoon fed hate and his widdew capguns..
Sitting with his hands over his ears...

thunder May 22nd 09 12:59 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On Fri, 22 May 2009 07:17:41 -0400, Eisboch wrote:


I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush.


Just curious, from what we were told then, do you think the potential
threat justified a war? In hindsight, this war? For me, a nuclear armed
Saddam would have been cause. But, I'm old school. War is the last
resort. Even now, it seems it was the first resort for Bush.

[email protected] May 22nd 09 01:07 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On May 21, 9:25*pm, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"


"First Place!" said Snow White.


They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."


"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"


"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"


They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.


After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.


"What happened?" they asked.


"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? * *snerk- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That must be some vacation you're on. Sitting in a hotel room pounding
on your keyboard all of the time. Of course, besides fishing and
shopping, there isn't much in Vero anyway.

[email protected] May 22nd 09 01:10 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On May 22, 6:21*am, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
.. .


This sends *me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.


Some of us can read a road map. *We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.


Eisboch


You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.


That's not true. Eisboch was one of the few who didn't take anything
and everything that Bush did as saintly. He criticized him plenty. But
then again, you just aren't good at telling the truth.

[email protected] May 22nd 09 01:12 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On May 22, 7:43*am, HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
m...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
m...


This sends *me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.


Some of us can read a road map. *We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.


Eisboch


You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.


Not so. *I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many
of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.


I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though..
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. * That
history cannot be changed. *Those that sounded the battle cries and then
changed their mind later are all forgiven by the left. *Those who had to
make the decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.


I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post election.
I thought he would be especially good for the country in the repair of
global relations matters. * Still do, to a degree. *But his domestic
social and economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and the more he
talks the more disturbed I become. * Radical changes are being pushed that
go beyond fixing greed, *dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street.
Those issues should be addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of
changing the basic social and economic structure of the country.


So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like you.
I think for myself.


Eisboch


The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush did
that.


Gotta stop living in the past and move on. *We're in deep doo-doo.


It is important to drive home again and again and again just who pushed
this country over a cliff. It was...the Republicans and Bush.

Thank you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Why is it important? What is important is to FIX the problem, not
whine about it. In my line of work, I've made the statement many
times, I'm not here to point fingers, I don't care how we got where we
are, that's passed, we're here. What we need to do now is move forward
and fix the problem.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_5_] May 22nd 09 01:26 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
jps wrote:


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.

That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats.


I would guess that Harry Krause has done more for the Republicans than
any other one person. His constant BS has swayed more rec.boats
independents to vote Reps. and I would assume in real life, than any ads
or right wing talk show. The majority of the people who listen to the
talk shows already agree with whatever they are saying.

If you would like to actually influence people's decision, you would be
much more successful, if you followed someone like Eisboch. HI method
of discussion and debate is actually effective. He sticks to issues,
and even if someone disagrees with him, or his interpretation of the
"facts" they don't find him disagreeable and will be more inclined to
think about his ideas. That is the only way you or anyone else can
influence the independents, who for the last 20 yrs have been the voters
who will decided which party will be in power.


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

BAR[_2_] May 22nd 09 01:28 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
Jim22208 wrote:
HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any
results.

Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to
recognize the ultimate destination.

Eisboch

You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.

Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and
I certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with
many of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the
draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric
though. There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in
both parties were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even
before Bush. That history cannot be changed. Those that sounded
the battle cries and then changed their mind later are all forgiven
by the left. Those who had to make the decisions are held
accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post
election. I thought he would be especially good for the country in
the repair of global relations matters. Still do, to a degree.
But his domestic social and economic ideas and policies disturb me
greatly, and the more he talks the more disturbed I become.
Radical changes are being pushed that go beyond fixing greed,
dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street. Those issues should be
addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of changing the basic
social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like
you. I think for myself.

Eisboch


The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush
did that.

Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.


It is important to drive home again and again and again just who
pushed this country over a cliff. It was...the Republicans and Bush.

Thank you.


That's not really going to help with anything. Do you have anything else
on your mind that's important?


Krause is too funny. Let him keep beating the war drums. Don't tell him
that his side won Congress and the Presidency and they now have to
actually do something besides complain.

BAR[_2_] May 22nd 09 01:29 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
thunder wrote:
On Fri, 22 May 2009 07:17:41 -0400, Eisboch wrote:


I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush.


Just curious, from what we were told then, do you think the potential
threat justified a war? In hindsight, this war? For me, a nuclear armed
Saddam would have been cause. But, I'm old school. War is the last
resort. Even now, it seems it was the first resort for Bush.


Ask the UN?

HK May 22nd 09 01:39 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
thunder wrote:
On Fri, 22 May 2009 07:17:41 -0400, Eisboch wrote:


I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush.


Just curious, from what we were told then, do you think the potential
threat justified a war? In hindsight, this war? For me, a nuclear armed
Saddam would have been cause. But, I'm old school. War is the last
resort. Even now, it seems it was the first resort for Bush.



Not if you have the sort of political "base" Bush had.

HK May 22nd 09 01:41 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
BAR wrote:
Jim22208 wrote:
HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any
results.

Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to
recognize the ultimate destination.

Eisboch

You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.

Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and
I certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with
many of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in
the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric
though. There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in
both parties were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even
before Bush. That history cannot be changed. Those that sounded
the battle cries and then changed their mind later are all forgiven
by the left. Those who had to make the decisions are held
accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post
election. I thought he would be especially good for the country in
the repair of global relations matters. Still do, to a degree.
But his domestic social and economic ideas and policies disturb me
greatly, and the more he talks the more disturbed I become.
Radical changes are being pushed that go beyond fixing greed,
dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street. Those issues should be
addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of changing the basic
social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points
like you. I think for myself.

Eisboch


The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush
did that.

Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.


It is important to drive home again and again and again just who
pushed this country over a cliff. It was...the Republicans and Bush.

Thank you.


That's not really going to help with anything. Do you have anything
else on your mind that's important?


Krause is too funny. Let him keep beating the war drums. Don't tell him
that his side won Congress and the Presidency and they now have to
actually do something besides complain.



It's the GOP that's complaining, **** for brains.

jps May 22nd 09 04:26 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On Fri, 22 May 2009 03:53:21 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize the
ultimate destination.

Eisboch


How were your mapping skills working in 2001, 2002 and 2003?

Did you foresee the ******** we'd be in?

jps May 22nd 09 04:28 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On Fri, 22 May 2009 07:17:41 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.


Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.



Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many of
Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.


Then your map reading skills aren't so sharp, eh?

You think the country is better off having had GW Bush for a president
vs. Gore or Kerry?

I'd say your map reading skills are for ...

jps May 22nd 09 04:33 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
On Fri, 22 May 2009 08:26:28 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:


This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.

That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats.


I would guess that Harry Krause has done more for the Republicans than
any other one person.


Do you wear kaleidoscope glasses or have a drug or drinking habit?

No one in their right mind would make the above statement without
knowing that they were full of ****.

You do, don't you?

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_5_] May 22nd 09 08:08 PM

Thursday Evening Joke Thread
 
jps wrote:
On Fri, 22 May 2009 08:26:28 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.

That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats.

I would guess that Harry Krause has done more for the Republicans than
any other one person.


Do you wear kaleidoscope glasses or have a drug or drinking habit?

No one in their right mind would make the above statement without
knowing that they were full of ****.

You do, don't you?


Let me rephrase that statement, Harry has done more for the Republican
party among those independents who read rec.boats than anyone.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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