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"SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Not bad. Not as good as the bonsai kittens, but not bad. Casady |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:15:33 -0500, Richard Casady
wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Not bad. Not as good as the bonsai kittens, but not bad. I cracked up on the testimonials. "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their ****ty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA. ROTFL!! |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Yeah, sure. To quote " If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia." You can do the math, the speed required is about 125 kts, since the coast is a thousand miles long. At four, you can cover 32 miles of coast. Of course you pick a different 32miles each trip. I wonder how long it would take for the entire piracy industry to wise up. Maybe lease a different ship for each trip. |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:16:34 -0500, Richard Casady
wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Yeah, sure. To quote " If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia." You can do the math, the speed required is about 125 kts, since the coast is a thousand miles long. At four, you can cover 32 miles of coast. Of course you pick a different 32miles each trip. I wonder how long it would take for the entire piracy industry to wise up. Maybe lease a different ship for each trip. Party-pooper. Hey, once there were about 15 little girls in my basement for a daughter's birthday party. I came down to see how they were doing, and just then they all started screaming. My mutt had taken a big dump a few feet from the table. I said "Casey, what a party-pooper you are!" Cracked them up. --Vic |
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"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:15:33 -0500, Richard Casady wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Not bad. Not as good as the bonsai kittens, but not bad. I cracked up on the testimonials. "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their ****ty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA. ROTFL!! All the testimonials were glowing!!! |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:16:34 -0500, Richard Casady
wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Yeah, sure. To quote " If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia." You can do the math, the speed required is about 125 kts, since the coast is a thousand miles long. At four, you can cover 32 miles of coast. Of course you pick a different 32miles each trip. I wonder how long it would take for the entire piracy industry to wise up. Maybe lease a different ship for each trip. ~~ sigh ~~ There's one in every crowd. :) |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:27:25 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:16:34 -0500, Richard Casady wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Yeah, sure. To quote " If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia." You can do the math, the speed required is about 125 kts, since the coast is a thousand miles long. At four, you can cover 32 miles of coast. Of course you pick a different 32miles each trip. I wonder how long it would take for the entire piracy industry to wise up. Maybe lease a different ship for each trip. Party-pooper. Hey, once there were about 15 little girls in my basement for a daughter's birthday party. I came down to see how they were doing, and just then they all started screaming. My mutt had taken a big dump a few feet from the table. I said "Casey, what a party-pooper you are!" Cracked them up. Now that's funny. Although...come to think of it... :) |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H |
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"John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ...and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? |
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On May 18, 3:20*pm, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:15:33 -0500, Richard Casady wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Not bad. Not as good as the bonsai kittens, but not bad. I cracked up on the testimonials. "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their ****ty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA. ROTFL!! "reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool " I dont' remember him! |
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On May 18, 5:18*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)" Well, that counts me out..... |
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On May 18, 5:48*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ..and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? Well, I really don't wish any harm to anybody but,.er...eh... Don't tempt me, Don. |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:54:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote: On May 18, 5:18*pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)" Well, that counts me out..... Hell, you'd probably load your own mini-gun ammo anyway. -- John H |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:55:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote: On May 18, 5:48*pm, "Don White" wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ..and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? Well, I really don't wish any harm to anybody but,.er...eh... Don't tempt me, Don. What are you considering? Maybe I'll tempt you, especially if it entails a trip to Canada! -- John H |
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On May 18, 5:56*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:54:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:18*pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)" Well, that counts me out..... Hell, you'd probably load your own mini-gun ammo anyway. -- John H True, but when firing it takes the proverbial "s**t load a second" That can be mighty expensive... ?:^ O |
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On May 18, 6:01*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:55:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:48*pm, "Don White" wrote: "John H" wrote in message . .. On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ..and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? Well, I really don't wish any harm to anybody but,.er...eh... Don't tempt me, Don. What are you considering? Maybe I'll tempt you, especially if it entails a trip to Canada! -- John H Well, the bike tour to Canada? that'd be great!... Well I dont' know about the Amer-exican border run, though. the "bagging". I couldn't do the bagging. |
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Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ...and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? Too easy, how about the Canadian border. |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:51:58 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote: On May 18, 3:20*pm, Wizard of Woodstock wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:15:33 -0500, Richard Casady wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Not bad. Not as good as the bonsai kittens, but not bad. I cracked up on the testimonials. "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their ****ty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA. ROTFL!! "reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool " I dont' remember him! Because maybe him was you? :) |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:07:21 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote: On May 18, 5:56*pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:54:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:18*pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)" Well, that counts me out..... Hell, you'd probably load your own mini-gun ammo anyway. -- John H True, but when firing it takes the proverbial "s**t load a second" That can be mighty expensive... What? Pawn shops out your way don't sell ammo? |
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On May 18, 6:48*pm, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:07:21 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:56*pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:54:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:18*pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work * *http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. *Had to happen sooner or later. *Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)" Well, that counts me out..... Hell, you'd probably load your own mini-gun ammo anyway. -- John H True, but when firing it takes the proverbial "s**t load a second" That can be mighty expensive... What? *Pawn shops out your way don't sell ammo? Oh they sell a lot of it, but I'd have to make my own 308's to run a GAU/B2a (M/134) for just a burst takes aprt of the nat'l debt, not counting linking all that crap together... Unfortunately with all thait firepower, this guy can't hit the side of a barn. look at about 3500 rounds going for that white square target. No cool down either. "Anywhere but home" http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...eoID=19470 08 Then at 4:13 and 5:13 the idiot points it in the air. I don't care if they are out in some desert. three miles away can be too close. this is proof positive that some people have way more money than sense. These morons are proof |
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Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:16:34 -0500, Richard Casady wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Yeah, sure. To quote " If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia." You can do the math, the speed required is about 125 kts, since the coast is a thousand miles long. At four, you can cover 32 miles of coast. Of course you pick a different 32miles each trip. I wonder how long it would take for the entire piracy industry to wise up. Maybe lease a different ship for each trip. ~~ sigh ~~ There's one in every crowd. :) Yeah, something must be wrong, the math doesn't work out. ;) -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
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John H wrote:
On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:55:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:48 pm, "Don White" wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ..and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? Well, I really don't wish any harm to anybody but,.er...eh... Don't tempt me, Don. What are you considering? Maybe I'll tempt you, especially if it entails a trip to Canada! -- John H It would not be any fun, it is like shooting monkey's in a barrel, way to easy. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
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"BAR" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H ...and if that works out, maybe you can organize a Moto Guzzler tour of the Mexico border area. What do you think... a 2 bag limit on the illegals? Too easy, how about the Canadian border. I wouldn't advise that at all. |
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"Tim" wrote in message ... On May 18, 6:48 pm, Wizard of Woodstock wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 16:07:21 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:56 pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:54:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 18, 5:18 pm, John H wrote: On Mon, 18 May 2009 13:32:53 -0600, "Canuck57" wrote: "SaPeIsMa" wrote in message ... Free Enterprise at work http://www.somalicruises.com/ Might be fun. Had to happen sooner or later. Good hunting. Sounds like a hell of a lot more fun than a Disney Cruise! -- John H "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)" Well, that counts me out..... Hell, you'd probably load your own mini-gun ammo anyway. -- John H True, but when firing it takes the proverbial "s**t load a second" That can be mighty expensive... What? Pawn shops out your way don't sell ammo? Oh they sell a lot of it, but I'd have to make my own 308's to run a GAU/B2a (M/134) for just a burst takes aprt of the nat'l debt, not counting linking all that crap together... Unfortunately with all thait firepower, this guy can't hit the side of a barn. look at about 3500 rounds going for that white square target. No cool down either. "Anywhere but home" http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...eoID=19470 08 Then at 4:13 and 5:13 the idiot points it in the air. I don't care if they are out in some desert. three miles away can be too close. this is proof positive that some people have way more money than sense. These morons are proof As to cost. Might be like the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". $250k ammo budget. |
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On Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:13 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote: Oh they sell a lot of it, but I'd have to make my own 308's to run a GAU/B2a (M/134) for just a burst takes aprt of the nat'l debt, not counting linking all that crap together... I've been promised a chance to shoot one of those next time I'm out in the Yuma area - gyro stabilized. Could be fun. :) |
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"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:13 -0700, "Calif Bill" wrote: Oh they sell a lot of it, but I'd have to make my own 308's to run a GAU/B2a (M/134) for just a burst takes aprt of the nat'l debt, not counting linking all that crap together... I've been promised a chance to shoot one of those next time I'm out in the Yuma area - gyro stabilized. Could be fun. :) http://news.softpedia.com/news/How-T...ks-50965.shtml |
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