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HK May 12th 09 08:43 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
....from Larry King's show the other day.

Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ

Vic Smith May 12th 09 10:18 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:

...from Larry King's show the other day.

Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic

HK May 12th 09 10:50 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:

...from Larry King's show the other day.

Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic



He was just fabulous in "Predator," a regular sexual tyrannosaurus. But
as ambassador to Cuba? And what's with him living in Mexico?

Unusual guy, for sure.

jps May 13th 09 06:47 AM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Tue, 12 May 2009 16:18:16 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:

...from Larry King's show the other day.

Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic


No ****. I thought he was a bloody buffoon when he was governor but
this interview had me gaining respect for him and laughing.

I loved it when Larry showed him the Wanda Sykes joke and he laughed
heartily. Wish he'd have played the entire joke since it had a good
lead in.

Also loved that he'd go after every asshole who did, instructed and
approved torture. And, the line about what he could get out of Cheney
given a waterboard and an hour.

Classic.

jps May 13th 09 06:49 AM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Tue, 12 May 2009 17:50:15 -0400, HK wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:

...from Larry King's show the other day.

Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic



He was just fabulous in "Predator," a regular sexual tyrannosaurus. But
as ambassador to Cuba? And what's with him living in Mexico?

Unusual guy, for sure.


He's surfin' Baja, man. Surfin' is his life.

Notice his near mullet?

Liked his rap about being off the grid and doing a lot of reading.
Sounds like he gained a lot of perspective.


[email protected] May 13th 09 01:29 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On May 12, 5:18*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.


Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. *He's something else. *That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic


It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!

Eisboch[_4_] May 13th 09 01:36 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 

wrote in message
...
On May 12, 5:18 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.


Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic




It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!

---------------------------------

I like Jesse Ventura. He's entertaining.
Not sure I buy the sincerity of his new "persona".
Look at pictures of him not even six months ago.
That's a lot of mullet to grow out in that time frame.
But, I still find him humorous and entertaining.
That's about all.
Surfer Jesse. Living in Mexico.

Eisboch


HK May 13th 09 01:40 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Eisboch wrote:

wrote in message
...
On May 12, 5:18 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.


Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic




It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!

---------------------------------

I like Jesse Ventura. He's entertaining.
Not sure I buy the sincerity of his new "persona".
Look at pictures of him not even six months ago.
That's a lot of mullet to grow out in that time frame.
But, I still find him humorous and entertaining.
That's about all.
Surfer Jesse. Living in Mexico.

Eisboch



I've always found Ventura entertaining, no matter which hat he was
wearing. He sure looks a lot older...must be all that sun, marijuana and
tequila down in Mexico. Oh, and I thought his comments about Cheney were
spot-on.

jim78565 May 13th 09 01:41 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
wrote:
On May 12, 5:18 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.
Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ
Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic


It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!


A a Navy Seal to boot. Does Krause have any idea what they do for a
living? He He.

Vic Smith May 13th 09 01:45 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Wed, 13 May 2009 05:29:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On May 12, 5:18Â*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.


Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ

Jesse. Â*He's something else. Â*That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic


It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!


Not too bad, loogy.
But if you watched the video you may have noticed that
Ventura took umbrage when Larry called him a "soldier."
"I was a SAILOR, Larry, a SAILOR."
Ventura is always on his toes.
Anyway, since "sailor" was mentioned, that was an opening for you to
mention boats. You know, lobster boat, fireboat.
You missed that.
So I'm rating your job performance on this one as a 50.
"Marginal, needs significant improvement."
Now, get back to work.

--Vic

HK May 13th 09 01:50 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 05:29:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On May 12, 5:18 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.
Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ
Jesse. He's something else. That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.

--Vic

It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!


Not too bad, loogy.
But if you watched the video you may have noticed that
Ventura took umbrage when Larry called him a "soldier."
"I was a SAILOR, Larry, a SAILOR."
Ventura is always on his toes.
Anyway, since "sailor" was mentioned, that was an opening for you to
mention boats. You know, lobster boat, fireboat.
You missed that.
So I'm rating your job performance on this one as a 50.
"Marginal, needs significant improvement."
Now, get back to work.

--Vic



Ahh, but Loogy, as usual, is too stupid to understand my positions
the military. I have little regard for the military establishment, but I
do admire many individuals who have served admirably. I know very little
-well, nothing- about Ventura's military service, but I do think he is
a pretty cool character, as characters go.

Loogy doesn't actually have a boat.




Wizard of Woodstock May 13th 09 03:38 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."


There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)

jim78565 May 13th 09 03:49 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."


There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)

Sir squid to you.

Zombie of Woodstock May 13th 09 04:00 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:49:17 -0400, jim78565 wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."


There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)


Sir squid to you.


Squid this, Sir..

jim78565 May 13th 09 04:44 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:49:17 -0400, jim78565 wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)

Sir squid to you.


Squid this, Sir..


Thats better. Remember,if it twernt for us squids, you guys couldn't
walk on water.

Wizard of Woodstock May 13th 09 05:07 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Wed, 13 May 2009 11:44:56 -0400, jim78565 wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:49:17 -0400, jim78565 wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)
Sir squid to you.


Squid this, Sir..


Thats better. Remember,if it twernt for us squids, you guys couldn't
walk on water.


I can walk on water?

NOW you tell me.

[email protected] May 13th 09 05:17 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On May 13, 8:45*am, Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 05:29:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On May 12, 5:18*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.


Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ


Jesse. *He's something else. *That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.


--Vic


It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!


Not too bad, loogy.
But if you watched the video you may have noticed that
Ventura took umbrage when Larry called him a "soldier."
"I was a SAILOR, Larry, a SAILOR."
Ventura is always on his toes.
Anyway, since "sailor" was mentioned, that was an opening for you to
mention boats. *You know, lobster boat, fireboat.
You missed that.
So I'm rating your job performance on this one as a 50.
"Marginal, needs significant improvement."
Now, get back to work.

--Vic- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Damn!

[email protected] May 13th 09 05:20 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On May 13, 8:50*am, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 05:29:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:


On May 12, 5:18 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:10 -0400, HK wrote:
...from Larry King's show the other day.
Talks about waterboarding from his perspective as a Navy SEAL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yfMdNC6cQ
Jesse. *He's something else. *That was good.
Can't think of anybody in the world I'd rather have watching my back.


--Vic
It's funny. Harry has nothing but disdain for anyone and everyone that
served in the military, yet when he finds one that fits his agenda,
he's a the smartest, brightest politician there is!


Not too bad, loogy.
But if you watched the video you may have noticed that
Ventura took umbrage when Larry called him a "soldier."
"I was a SAILOR, Larry, a SAILOR."
Ventura is always on his toes.
Anyway, since "sailor" was mentioned, that was an opening for you to
mention boats. *You know, lobster boat, fireboat.
You missed that.
So I'm rating your job performance on this one as a 50.
"Marginal, needs significant improvement."
Now, get back to work.


--Vic


Ahh, but Loogy, as usual, is too stupid to understand my positions
the military. I have little regard for the military establishment, but I
do admire many individuals who have served admirably. I know very little
-well, nothing- *about Ventura's military service, but I do think he is
a pretty cool character, as characters go.

Loogy doesn't actually have a boat.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hmm, let's see, it took Harry about 20 seconds for two more lies!

Hey, Harry, want to bet?
I'll post proof positive of my boat and you post proof positive of ANY
of these wild claims:
Lobster boat
Fireboat welcome
Rounding the Horn
Sailing from SF to Hawaii
Largest Marina in the northeast owned by your father
Your Yale degree
Your Mechanical Engineering degree
Your wife having two doctor degrees

I'm ready, are you?

Vic Smith May 13th 09 07:16 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."


There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)


Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic

HK May 13th 09 07:20 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."

There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)


Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic



Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?

jim78565 May 13th 09 08:04 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)


Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic



Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?


Not you, obviously. So why comment you frikkin draft dodging coward?

D.Duck May 14th 09 10:58 AM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)


Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic



Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?


And he still hasn't engaged you. Must really get your goat.



Eisboch[_4_] May 14th 09 11:03 AM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 

"D.Duck" wrote in message
...

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)

Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic



Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?


And he still hasn't engaged you. Must really get your goat.


Harry has become a classic newsgroup troll. Sad.

Eisboch


HK May 14th 09 11:24 AM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)
Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic


Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?


And he still hasn't engaged you. Must really get your goat.


Naw. Tommy is permanently upset with me because unlike most here, I
don't have much "respect" for his choices or opinions, and I am
underwhelmed by his bluster.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_5_] May 14th 09 01:22 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later. :)
Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

--Vic


Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?


And he still hasn't engaged you. Must really get your goat.



Harry must be really ****ed. He is pulling out all punches trying to
get Tom's goat.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

[email protected] May 14th 09 01:31 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On May 14, 6:24*am, HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
om...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:


On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:


"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.


You can thank me later. *:)
Yeah, yeah. *Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.


--Vic


Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?


And he still hasn't engaged you. *Must really get your goat.


Naw. Tommy is permanently upset with me because unlike most here, I
don't have much "respect" for his choices or opinions, and I am
underwhelmed by his bluster.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That's because you're an asshole. An intelligent, forthright and good
person would respect ANY person's choices. A person doesn't have to
agree with those choices, but to not respect them is different. WAFA

jim7856 May 14th 09 02:45 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
wrote:
On May 14, 6:24 am, HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:19 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 07:45:56 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:
"I was a Squid, Larry, a Squid."
There - I fixed it for you.
You can thank me later. :)
Yeah, yeah. Heard it before.
Be more realistic - and a hell of lot more entertaining - to get you
and Jesse together so you could hash all that out.
I'll bring the beer and popcorn.
--Vic
Other than Tommy, who gives a ****?
And he still hasn't engaged you. Must really get your goat.

Naw. Tommy is permanently upset with me because unlike most here, I
don't have much "respect" for his choices or opinions, and I am
underwhelmed by his bluster.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That's because you're an asshole. An intelligent, forthright and good
person would respect ANY person's choices. A person doesn't have to
agree with those choices, but to not respect them is different. WAFA


Hey Loog. That was very good.

Richard Casady May 15th 09 03:54 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?


I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady

HK May 15th 09 03:59 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?


I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady


When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_5_] May 15th 09 04:10 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?


I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady


When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.


Yes, but look at the size of your butt.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Vic Smith May 15th 09 04:37 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On Fri, 15 May 2009 10:59:25 -0400, HK wrote:

Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?


I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady


When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.


Monohull?

--Vic

HK May 15th 09 05:22 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
Vic Smith wrote:
On Fri, 15 May 2009 10:59:25 -0400, HK wrote:

Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?
I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady

When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.


Monohull?

--Vic



Catamaran, both cheeks.

[email protected] May 15th 09 06:02 PM

Jesse Ventura...a classic interview...
 
On May 15, 11:10*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:


I can walk on water?


I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.


Casady


When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.


Yes, but look at the size of your butt.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects


There's no two skis made that would add up to the surface area of
Harry's fat nasty ass.


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