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thunder April 29th 09 02:48 PM

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On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:34:50 -0400, mmc wrote:


The only time my wife ever called and asked if I could come home from
work early was when she opened a bottom kitchen drawer and found a 4'
red rat snake curled up.


All this snake talk reminds me of something I saw on TV years ago. You
may have seen it. It was in Florida. A guy called the cops saying there
was a snake in his crawl space. The cops said they don't do snakes. The
guy says, but it's a big snake. The cops still don't do snakes, so he
called one of those critter ridder companies.

Anyway, they show up and this guy crawls under the house, and gets all
excited, and proceeds to pull out a 20 something foot boa or python. I
can't remember exactly. Me, I don't like crawl spaces because they have
spiders and bugs. No way would I ever crawl inside knowing there's a
snake in there, let alone a 20' snake.

Vic Smith April 29th 09 03:19 PM

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On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:48:15 -0500, thunder
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 08:34:50 -0400, mmc wrote:


The only time my wife ever called and asked if I could come home from
work early was when she opened a bottom kitchen drawer and found a 4'
red rat snake curled up.


All this snake talk reminds me of something I saw on TV years ago. You
may have seen it. It was in Florida. A guy called the cops saying there
was a snake in his crawl space. The cops said they don't do snakes. The
guy says, but it's a big snake. The cops still don't do snakes, so he
called one of those critter ridder companies.

Anyway, they show up and this guy crawls under the house, and gets all
excited, and proceeds to pull out a 20 something foot boa or python. I
can't remember exactly. Me, I don't like crawl spaces because they have
spiders and bugs. No way would I ever crawl inside knowing there's a
snake in there, let alone a 20' snake.


If you watch Animal Planet you'll see a lot of those big snakes down
there. Burmese pythons are one.
I think they have a show called Pet Rescue which sometimes features
Miami.
Some time ago, maybe 20 years - hey maybe when The Wall fell - all
sense of personal responsibility regarding importation of foreign
species disappeared. Probably mostly Bill Clinton's fault.
Or the anything goes global capitalists. But I repeat myself.

--Vic

Richard Casady April 29th 09 07:07 PM

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On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:48:15 -0500, thunder
wrote:

Anyway, they show up and this guy crawls under the house, and gets all
excited, and proceeds to pull out a 20 something foot boa or python. I
can't remember exactly. Me, I don't like crawl spaces because they have
spiders and bugs. No way would I ever crawl inside knowing there's a
snake in there, let alone a 20' snake.


A twenty foot snake would weigh hundreds of pounds and there is no
chance of dragging one out with just your hands.

Casady

[email protected] April 29th 09 07:54 PM

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On Apr 29, 1:07*pm, Richard Casady
wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:48:15 -0500, thunder
wrote:

Anyway, they show up and this guy crawls under the house, and gets all
excited, and proceeds to pull out a 20 something foot boa or python. *I
can't remember exactly. *Me, I don't like crawl spaces because they have
spiders and bugs. *No way would I ever crawl inside knowing there's a
snake in there, let alone a 20' snake.


A twenty foot snake would weigh hundreds of pounds and there is no
chance of dragging one out with just your hands.

Casady


Dragging something horizontally is much different from having to pick
it up. Overcome friction, and you're good to go.

D K[_9_] April 30th 09 01:30 AM

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wrote:
On Apr 29, 1:07 pm, Richard Casady
wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:48:15 -0500, thunder
wrote:

Anyway, they show up and this guy crawls under the house, and gets all
excited, and proceeds to pull out a 20 something foot boa or python. I
can't remember exactly. Me, I don't like crawl spaces because they have
spiders and bugs. No way would I ever crawl inside knowing there's a
snake in there, let alone a 20' snake.

A twenty foot snake would weigh hundreds of pounds and there is no
chance of dragging one out with just your hands.

Casady


Dragging something horizontally is much different from having to pick
it up. Overcome friction, and you're good to go.


True, but he's talking about a live snake. Big difference there!

Tim April 30th 09 05:46 AM

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On Apr 29, 6:30*pm, D K wrote:
wrote:
On Apr 29, 1:07 pm, Richard Casady
wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:48:15 -0500, thunder
wrote:


Anyway, they show up and this guy crawls under the house, and gets all
excited, and proceeds to pull out a 20 something foot boa or python. *I
can't remember exactly. *Me, I don't like crawl spaces because they have
spiders and bugs. *No way would I ever crawl inside knowing there's a
snake in there, let alone a 20' snake.
A twenty foot snake would weigh hundreds of pounds and there is no
chance of dragging one out with just your hands.


Casady


Dragging something horizontally is much different from having to pick
it up. Overcome friction, and you're good to go.


True, but he's talking about a live snake. *Big difference there!


Agreed on both accounts.

Especially if it's fighting mad and trying to recoil.....

Tim April 30th 09 06:08 AM

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While as a guest there, I never had the opportunity to meet up with
one of these:

http://www.nowpublic.com/environment...angerous-snake


And frankly I don't regret it either.

John H[_2_] April 30th 09 01:31 PM

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On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:08:54 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

While as a guest there, I never had the opportunity to meet up with
one of these:

http://www.nowpublic.com/environment...angerous-snake


And frankly I don't regret it either.


One of these, loaded with the buckshot round, will enable 'one-man
handling' of any of those cobras. Trust me.
--
John H

For a great time, go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

John H[_2_] April 30th 09 01:31 PM

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Whoops, forgot the site:

http://world.guns.ru/grenade/m79-2.jpg

--
John H

For a great time, go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

Tim April 30th 09 01:43 PM

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On Apr 30, 6:31*am, John H wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:08:54 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

While as a guest there, I never had the opportunity to meet up with
one of these:


http://www.nowpublic.com/environment...lupong-worlds-...


And frankly I don't regret it either.


One of these, loaded with the buckshot round, will enable 'one-man
handling' of any of those cobras. Trust me.
--
John H

For a great time, go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm


You mean one man can handle one, that is if there is anything left of
it?


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