Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Apr 14, 6:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Apr 14, 6:41 pm, jps wrote:

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.


You left off a zero.

"The Gulf of Aden, which links the Suez Canal and the Red Sea to the Indian
Ocean, is the shortest route from Asia to Europe and one of the world's
busiest shipping lanes, crossed by more than 20,000 ships each year."

http://news.aol.com/article/somali-p...e-since/426236

(one of many references)

Eisboch

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jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!



Well, he did go to Vietnam where the targets of opportunity weren't
white, either.


--
rec.boats' resident racist:

"John H" wrote in message
...

Please note that Interstate 90 will be closed this weekend across
South Dakota. This closure will allow the Federal Government free
access to haul a 200 ton piece of coal to Mt. Rushmore so that
President Obama can be added to the Presidents on the monument.
--
John H

--

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 6:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 6:41 pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.


Well, your plan may be putting the cart ahead of the horse. Somalia has
territorial boundaries, but it has no real government. It is an
incredibly poor piece of earth on which to base a country, mostly
desert, not much arable land. Why...we'd have to pacify the entire
country and then...nation build. Considering the horrors of Iraq, I
don't see much support for that sort of activity.

A great number of the world's nations would have to initiate and support
a nation building effort there for decades to get Somalia rolling, We've
blown two trillion dollars on Iraq, and I wouldn't bet a dollar on that
nation surviving after our departure, no matter when our departure was.
What could be accomplished in Somalia?








--
Have you met rec.boats' resident racist?


"John H" wrote in message
...

Please note that Interstate 90 will be closed this weekend across
South Dakota. This closure will allow the Federal Government free
access to haul a 200 ton piece of coal to Mt. Rushmore so that
President Obama can be added to the Presidents on the monument.
--
John H

--

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...

A great number of the world's nations would have to initiate and support a
nation building effort there for decades to get Somalia rolling, We've
blown two trillion dollars on Iraq, and I wouldn't bet a dollar on that
nation surviving after our departure, no matter when our departure was.
What could be accomplished in Somalia?


Virtually nothing, as Bush I and then Bill Clinton found out.
But meanwhile the piracy will continue. It's a tough one and unfortunately
not the *only* problem that exists like this in the real world.

Eisboch

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...

A great number of the world's nations would have to initiate and
support a nation building effort there for decades to get Somalia
rolling, We've blown two trillion dollars on Iraq, and I wouldn't bet
a dollar on that nation surviving after our departure, no matter when
our departure was. What could be accomplished in Somalia?


Virtually nothing, as Bush I and then Bill Clinton found out.
But meanwhile the piracy will continue. It's a tough one and
unfortunately not the *only* problem that exists like this in the real
world.

Eisboch


Well, I did suggest blockading its ports. There aren't many of them. We
could check every boat entering and leaving every port, removing
weaponry where we find it, taking crews off boats where we find weapons,
and then blowing up their boats and returning the crews to shore. This
could be a multinational task force of blockaders...one destroyer
outside each port, supplemented by armored, fast, armed patrol craft.

--
Need a racist for a fourth at bridge?

"John H" wrote in message
...

Please note that Interstate 90 will be closed this weekend across
South Dakota. This closure will allow the Federal Government free
access to haul a 200 ton piece of coal to Mt. Rushmore so that
President Obama can be added to the Presidents on the monument.
--
John H

--

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:12:22 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 6:41 pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.


Well, your plan may be putting the cart ahead of the horse. Somalia has
territorial boundaries, but it has no real government. It is an
incredibly poor piece of earth on which to base a country, mostly
desert, not much arable land. Why...we'd have to pacify the entire
country and then...nation build. Considering the horrors of Iraq, I
don't see much support for that sort of activity.

A great number of the world's nations would have to initiate and support
a nation building effort there for decades to get Somalia rolling, We've
blown two trillion dollars on Iraq, and I wouldn't bet a dollar on that
nation surviving after our departure, no matter when our departure was.
What could be accomplished in Somalia?

My only concern is keeping the peace. The tribal leaders are the key
but the rest of the world needs to stop poaching their meager
resources and stop using their coastal waters as free dumping grounds
for illegal waste.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Apr 14, 8:51*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Apr 14, 6:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and *prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

Cheers!

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:31:40 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 8:51*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Apr 14, 6:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and *prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

Cheers!

Cheers and Up Yours!

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Apr 14, 10:31*pm, wrote:
On Apr 14, 8:51*pm, jps wrote:



On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Apr 14, 6:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and *prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) *then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

Cheers!

just plain stupid and harold plotting military action. That's the
funniest thing I've read in a long while!

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 6:41 pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.


Well, your plan may be putting the cart ahead of the horse. Somalia has
territorial boundaries, but it has no real government. It is an incredibly
poor piece of earth on which to base a country, mostly desert, not much
arable land. Why...we'd have to pacify the entire country and
then...nation build. Considering the horrors of Iraq, I don't see much
support for that sort of activity.

A great number of the world's nations would have to initiate and support a
nation building effort there for decades to get Somalia rolling, We've
blown two trillion dollars on Iraq, and I wouldn't bet a dollar on that
nation surviving after our departure, no matter when our departure was.
What could be accomplished in Somalia?








--
Have you met rec.boats' resident racist?
Me, Harry


Somalia is not really a country. Is 3 tribal areas thrown together for
governing purposes by the Italians. Maybe split it back up in to the former
tribal lands and tell each tribal leader, that if his tribe condones piracy,
the rest of the world will kill you the leader. And the next leader also,
if you do not get the message.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:29:07 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 10:31*pm, wrote:
On Apr 14, 8:51*pm, jps wrote:



On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Apr 14, 6:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?

Cheers!

Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.

One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and *prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.

Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.

You and your friends would be used as decoys.

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) *then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

Cheers!

just plain stupid and harold plotting military action. That's the
funniest thing I've read in a long while!

Oh, now you've gone and self-identified as a Republican. Naysaying
opposition ideas while devoid of your own.

Like the alternative Republican budget -- who needs numbers?!!!

Cheers!

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:29:07 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Apr 14, 10:31 pm, wrote:
On Apr 14, 8:51 pm, jps wrote:



On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:35:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Apr 14, 6:41 pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.
Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Couldn't you go do the job armed with a slingshot and a sock full of
quarters?
Cheers!
Unlike fools, I wouldn't whack a hornets nest until I had a
well-thought-out plan.
One that included helping Somalia protect their fishing grounds, help
them police and prevent illegal dumping of nuclear and toxic waste
off their coast, diplomatic outreach to tribal leaders and a
comprehensive plan that'd keep pirates wondering which boats were
armed.
Then I'd recruit Marshalls who understand how to protect vessels and
crew and handle conflicts at sea.
You and your friends would be used as decoys.
If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

Cheers!
just plain stupid and harold plotting military action. That's the
funniest thing I've read in a long while!

Oh, now you've gone and self-identified as a Republican. Naysaying
opposition ideas while devoid of your own.

Like the alternative Republican budget -- who needs numbers?!!!

Cheers!

You are proving to be as useful as Harry.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:36:26 -0700, jps wrote:

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

So, another who thinks dark skin gives one a free pass for death
penalty crime.

Casady

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:31:40 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

I wouldn't hit one with a stick. They make special cans of bug killer
especially for wasps and hornets. Sends a solid stream not a short
range spray. I once shot a nest with a high power rifle from 75 yards,
but whatever.

Casady

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On Apr 14, 8:52*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"jps" wrote in message

...

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Your lover Harry talks more about guns here than anyone. He should
give it a shot.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Apr 15, 8:10*pm, "Canuck57" wrote:
"jps" wrote in message

...



On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. * 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. *They have little to
lose by escalating. *The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. *Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. *Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. *Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. *Open season on pirates *(any
color). *Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. *No bag
limit. *7 days of shoot the pirate. *All the bullets you need. *If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! *We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

sounds good to me....

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF216-Thwack_Ye_Mole.jpg

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:32:37 -0700, jps wrote:

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:47:08 -0500, Richard Casady
wrote:

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:31:40 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

If you were to whack a hornets nest (that is, unless it was either
vacant or dormant in the dead of winter,) then you didn't have much
of a plan anyhow, therefore you would be the fool.

I wouldn't hit one with a stick. They make special cans of bug killer
especially for wasps and hornets. Sends a solid stream not a short
range spray. I once shot a nest with a high power rifle from 75 yards,
but whatever.

Casady

Oh, another one who thinks everything can be solved with a gun.

A hornet lover? How droll.

Casady

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
m...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.

White Liberals will substitute well.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:17:09 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
om...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.

Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!

I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.

I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.

White Liberals will substitute well.

The only thing we're hijacking is the "conservative" wet dream of
raping the planet and bombing all the brown people.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

jps wrote:
On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:17:09 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.
Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!
I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.
I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.
White Liberals will substitute well.

The only thing we're hijacking is the "conservative" wet dream of
raping the planet and bombing all the brown people.


After a day of teabagging, the conservatives most likely are having dry
heaves.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:29:11 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:17:09 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:10:50 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:52:57 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:32 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

i suppose to go for new records. 4 ships in 48 hrs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm
They have 2500 ships a year from which to pick. They have little to
lose by escalating. The ship crews, owners and those using their
services have plenty to lose.

Rec.boats gun toatin' swashbucklers should volunteer to jump on a ship
and fend these dang "pirates" off. Maybe this'll give some NRA
members a chance to employ their arsenals.
Now that is the best suggestion I've heard in here this year.
We'll send JohnnyPrepH first and see if he holds up.
Ooooo, a chance to shoot at colored folk. Maybe he could recruit
other rec.boats bigots to join in. Leave the pointy hats at home,
this is a federally sanctioned event!
I wouldn't put it that way, white pirates should be included.

Say a cruise ship with high speed boats. Open season on pirates (any
color). Boats with machine gun mounts instead of trolling motors. No bag
limit. 7 days of shoot the pirate. All the bullets you need. If you bag
10, you get your cruise paid for! We have radar and satillite for a quick
find.
I'm afraid the enticement of bagging black folk may be the only way
to interest several of the rec.boater swashbucklers.
White Liberals will substitute well.

The only thing we're hijacking is the "conservative" wet dream of
raping the planet and bombing all the brown people.

After a day of teabagging, the conservatives most likely are having dry
heaves.

They were wasting tea in a demonstration against wasteful spending.

It's a hoot that they've taken a historical event and turned it inside
out. The Boston Tea Party was a demonstration against the British
sending tax-free tea to the states in an effort to undercut domestic
tea that carried a tax.

The kicker is teabaggers bought Chinese tea to waste. Neither metaphor
nor logic can be considered GOP strong suits.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:52:58 -0700, jps wrote:

The kicker is teabaggers bought Chinese tea to waste. Neither metaphor
nor logic can be considered GOP strong suits.

They should have bought domestic tea, of course.

Casady

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

Richard Casady wrote:
On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:52:58 -0700, jps wrote:

The kicker is teabaggers bought Chinese tea to waste. Neither metaphor
nor logic can be considered GOP strong suits.

They should have bought domestic tea, of course.

Casady


I thought the whole event and its sponsorship by Faux News hysterically
funny, a kind of booby prize/party held for the Republicans who got beat
to crap in last fall's elections. It's too bad the GOP has no
candidates, no idea, no plans, and if it keeps going the way it has
been since November, no future.

Looks like the pirates are working overtime..
 

On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:39:35 -0400, HK wrote:

Richard Casady wrote:
On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:52:58 -0700, jps wrote:

The kicker is teabaggers bought Chinese tea to waste. Neither metaphor
nor logic can be considered GOP strong suits.

They should have bought domestic tea, of course.

Casady


I thought the whole event and its sponsorship by Faux News hysterically
funny, a kind of booby prize/party held for the Republicans who got beat
to crap in last fall's elections. It's too bad the GOP has no
candidates, no idea, no plans, and if it keeps going the way it has
been since November, no future.

It's sad really. They could be picking themselves off the floor and
looking for ideas that would help our situation and energize people to
again consider their party.

Their well has obviously run dry and whomever has any good ideas is
definitely not floating to the top or getting any notice.

The FNC endorsement of TEA was its death knell. Drained it of any
authenticity or reason to be taken seriously by anyone outside the
bubble. They were too stupid to understand the negative affect of
their participation. The only thing they care about it ratings and
keeping their ill-informed base watching.