On Mar 23, 7:54*pm, HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago

LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.

___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.

More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. *Suspend a
kid for farting? *Fire the school administrators!

i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -

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Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

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On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago

LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.

___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.

More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!

i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

On Mar 23, 10:12*pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:



Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
.. .
"HK" wrote in message
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago

LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.

___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.

More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!

i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to him....
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.

On Mar 23, 9:25*pm, wrote:
On Mar 23, 10:12*pm, "Mike" wrote:





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On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:

Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago

LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.

___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.

More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!

i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to him....
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey Slam Bam, do you think Harry Krause is a truthful person?

wrote:
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On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:



Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.
___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.
More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!
i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.


GC was more fun when he was McDonald, and pimping his seeeester.

On Mar 23, 9:53*pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Mar 23, 10:12 pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:

Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.
___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.
More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!
i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.

GC was more fun when he was McDonald, and pimping his seeeester.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well hello Krausie. It was ever so kind of you to respond. And while
you're online, if it would be convenient for you, please let us know
what year you graduated from Yale. I'm sure it's a data processing
error, but your name does not appear among the Yale graduates.
However, you've stated that you were there as a student with President
Bush. So when you can work it into your hectic schedule, if you would
just post a quick answer, we would all be so relieved to have the
facts.

With best wishes and kindest personal regards, I am

Yours always,

GC Boater

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On Mar 23, 9:53 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Mar 23, 10:12 pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:

Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the
school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus
driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on
the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so
bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen
the
suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against
flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A
13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after
authorities
said he broke wind in class.
___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.
More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you.
Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!
i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to
him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.

GC was more fun when he was McDonald, and pimping his seeeester.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well hello Krausie. It was ever so kind of you to respond. And while
you're online, if it would be convenient for you, please let us know
what year you graduated from Yale. I'm sure it's a data processing
error, but your name does not appear among the Yale graduates.
However, you've stated that you were there as a student with President
Bush. So when you can work it into your hectic schedule, if you would
just post a quick answer, we would all be so relieved to have the
facts.

With best wishes and kindest personal regards, I am

Yours always,

GC Boater

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

He goes to San Diego, and has to prove it with his fat, nail bitten fingers
in a photo holding a room keycard. However, he can't be bothered to take a
photo of the Yale degree that must be hanging on the wall. The only thing I
believe outta him is that he went to San Diego.

--Mike

On Mar 23, 11:33*pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 9:53 pm, HK wrote:





wrote:
On Mar 23, 10:12 pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message

...
On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:

Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
. ..
"HK" wrote in message
...
Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the
school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus
driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on
the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so
bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen
the
suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against
flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A
13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after
authorities
said he broke wind in class.
___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.
More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you.
Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!
i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to
him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.

GC was more fun when he was McDonald, and pimping his seeeester.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well hello Krausie. *It was ever so kind of you to respond. *And while
you're online, if it would be convenient for you, please let us know
what year you graduated from Yale. *I'm sure it's a data processing
error, but your name does not appear among the Yale graduates.
However, you've stated that you were there as a student with President
Bush. *So when you can work it into your hectic schedule, if you would
just post a quick answer, we would all be so relieved to have the
facts.

With best wishes and kindest personal regards, I am

Yours always,

GC Boater

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

He goes to San Diego, and has to prove it with his fat, nail bitten fingers
in a photo holding a room keycard. However, he can't be bothered to take a
photo of the Yale degree that must be hanging on the wall. The only thing I
believe outta him is that he went to San Diego.

--Mike- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He did go to San Diego, but he lied about that also!!! It was his
wife's trip, he just tagged along. When caught, he said that he was
rooming with a buddy. That was a lie also, the hotel room was in his
wife's name.

Mike wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
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On Mar 23, 9:53 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Mar 23, 10:12 pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
...
On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"HK" wrote in message
...
Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the
school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus
driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on
the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so
bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen
the
suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against
flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A
13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after
authorities
said he broke wind in class.
___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.
More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you.
Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!
i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to
him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.
--Mike
So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.
GC was more fun when he was McDonald, and pimping his seeeester.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well hello Krausie. It was ever so kind of you to respond. And while
you're online, if it would be convenient for you, please let us know
what year you graduated from Yale. I'm sure it's a data processing
error, but your name does not appear among the Yale graduates.
However, you've stated that you were there as a student with President
Bush. So when you can work it into your hectic schedule, if you would
just post a quick answer, we would all be so relieved to have the
facts.

With best wishes and kindest personal regards, I am

Yours always,

GC Boater

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

He goes to San Diego, and has to prove it with his fat, nail bitten fingers
in a photo holding a room keycard. However, he can't be bothered to take a
photo of the Yale degree that must be hanging on the wall. The only thing I
believe outta him is that he went to San Diego.

--Mike



On Karen's business trip...

On Mar 23, 10:04*pm, GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 23, 9:53*pm, HK wrote:





wrote:
On Mar 23, 10:12 pm, "Mike" wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message

...
On Mar 23, 7:54 pm, HK wrote:

Calif Bill wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
. ..
"HK" wrote in message
...
Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
2 hrs 1 min ago
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school
bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver
wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the
bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad
that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the
suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence,
but
there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old
student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities
said he broke wind in class.
___
More likely a relative of Flatulent Jim.
More likely a bus driver from Halifax that is as stupid as you. Suspend
a
kid for farting? Fire the school administrators!
i thought the suspension was over the top, too. Passing gas is what
15-year-old boys do.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Well Krausie, in light of your comments, why did you bring the subject
to the attention of the newsgroup?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Simple. Things were slowing down in here, and no one was talking to him...
so he takes a shot at Scotty to get things rolling again. Worked like a
charm. Dumb Donny stepped in right on cue as usual.

--Mike

So did the rest of the Dwarf Army......including you.

GC was more fun when he was McDonald, and pimping his seeeester.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well hello Krausie. *It was ever so kind of you to respond. *And while
you're online, if it would be convenient for you, please let us know
what year you graduated from Yale. *I'm sure it's a data processing
error, but your name does not appear among the Yale graduates.
However, you've stated that you were there as a student with President
Bush. *So when you can work it into your hectic schedule, if you would
just post a quick answer, we would all be so relieved to have the
facts.

With best wishes and kindest personal regards, I am

Yours always,

GC Boater- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey Krausie:

You’ve fallen mute. Is everything OK? You haven’t had an apoplectic
incident, have you?

I just remembered that your wife is a medical doctor. It was such a
relief to recall this. If you have indeed had some kind of cerebral
vascular accident, it’s comforting to know that you are receiving the
very best of care.

But hopefully, you’re doing OK and just haven’t had the time to
respond yet. If this is the case, would you please indulge us when
it’s convenient with you and let us know what year you graduated from
Yale. It would be so kind of you to clear this up for all of us.

We await your gracious response.

With very best wishes and highest personal regards, I am

Yours always,

GC Boater