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It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not
able to know what to do. We call them suicide squirrels because they
appear to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to
think due to fear.
Obama seems to be doing the same and is about to get run over by the
economic crash. He seems to be trying ANYTHING, even if it is wrong
because he is unable to consider the matter rationally. The “Obama
Effect” has entered our economic vocabularies being similar to the
sarcastic “Gore Effect” whereby every time Gore tried to talk about
global warming a hard freeze occurred. Every time the Obama admin
talks about the economy the market tanks.
If it didn’t affect us all, it would be comical with reality
challenged Biden talking about Louisiana losing 400 jobs/day when it
gained 2700 jobs last month and then talking about not knowing the
“Internet number” for a web site; truly pathetic. Obama, Biden and
the Democratic congress, a case of the inept trying to lead the
criminally idiotic. Yes, my dog really could do better.
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:39 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
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It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not
able to know what to do. We call them suicide squirrels because they
appear to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to
think due to fear.
Obama seems to be doing the same and is about to get run over by the
economic crash. He seems to be trying ANYTHING, even if it is wrong
because he is unable to consider the matter rationally. The “Obama
Effect” has entered our economic vocabularies being similar to the
sarcastic “Gore Effect” whereby every time Gore tried to talk about
global warming a hard freeze occurred. Every time the Obama admin
talks about the economy the market tanks.
If it didn’t affect us all, it would be comical with reality
challenged Biden talking about Louisiana losing 400 jobs/day when it
gained 2700 jobs last month and then talking about not knowing the
“Internet number” for a web site; truly pathetic. Obama, Biden and
the Democratic congress, a case of the inept trying to lead the
criminally idiotic. Yes, my dog really could do better.


Guess you didn't an e-mail about where to go to post tripe.

--Vic
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:39 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
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It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not
able to know what to do. We call them suicide squirrels because they
appear to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to
think due to fear.
Obama seems to be doing the same and is about to get run over by the
economic crash. He seems to be trying ANYTHING, even if it is wrong
because he is unable to consider the matter rationally. The "Obama
Effect" has entered our economic vocabularies being similar to the
sarcastic "Gore Effect" whereby every time Gore tried to talk about
global warming a hard freeze occurred. Every time the Obama admin
talks about the economy the market tanks.
If it didn't affect us all, it would be comical with reality
challenged Biden talking about Louisiana losing 400 jobs/day when it
gained 2700 jobs last month and then talking about not knowing the
"Internet number" for a web site; truly pathetic. Obama, Biden and
the Democratic congress, a case of the inept trying to lead the
criminally idiotic. Yes, my dog really could do better.


Guess you didn't an e-mail about where to go to post tripe.

--Vic



~~ Snerk ~~
Well said Vic. Since most of the worst agitators have sailed off to
Scottys 'Paradise Island', it would be nice to keep things civil.


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On Feb 26, 6:37*pm, "Don White" wrote:
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:39 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
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It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not
able to know what to do. *We call them suicide squirrels because they
appear to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to
think due to fear.
Obama seems to be doing the same and is about to get run over by the
economic crash. *He seems to be trying ANYTHING, even if it is wrong
because he is unable to consider the matter rationally. *The "Obama
Effect" has entered our economic vocabularies being similar to the
sarcastic "Gore Effect" whereby every time Gore tried to talk about
global warming a hard freeze occurred. *Every time the Obama admin
talks about the economy the market tanks.
If it didn't affect us all, it would be comical with reality
challenged Biden talking about Louisiana losing 400 jobs/day when it
gained 2700 jobs last month and then talking about not knowing the
"Internet number" for a web site; truly pathetic. *Obama, Biden and
the Democratic congress, a case of the inept trying to lead the
criminally idiotic. *Yes, my dog really could do better.


Guess you didn't an e-mail about where to go to post tripe.


--Vic


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Well said Vic. * *Since most of the worst agitators have sailed off to
Scottys 'Paradise Island', it would be nice to keep things civil.- Hide quoted text -

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Who ever said I started a group? News to me... Seems since I went back
to work all you guys do it talk about me, geeze, don't you have
anything better to do than make up more stories?
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:39 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
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It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not
able to know what to do. We call them suicide squirrels because they
appear to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to
think due to fear.
Obama seems to be doing the same and is about to get run over by the
economic crash. He seems to be trying ANYTHING, even if it is wrong
because he is unable to consider the matter rationally. The "Obama
Effect" has entered our economic vocabularies being similar to the
sarcastic "Gore Effect" whereby every time Gore tried to talk about
global warming a hard freeze occurred. Every time the Obama admin
talks about the economy the market tanks.
If it didn't affect us all, it would be comical with reality
challenged Biden talking about Louisiana losing 400 jobs/day when it
gained 2700 jobs last month and then talking about not knowing the
"Internet number" for a web site; truly pathetic. Obama, Biden and
the Democratic congress, a case of the inept trying to lead the
criminally idiotic. Yes, my dog really could do better.


Guess you didn't an e-mail about where to go to post tripe.


--Vic


~~ Snerk ~~
Well said Vic. Since most of the worst agitators have sailed off to
Scottys 'Paradise Island', it would be nice to keep things civil.- Hide
quoted text -

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Who ever said I started a group? News to me... Seems since I went back
to work all you guys do it talk about me, geeze, don't you have
anything better to do than make up more stories?

***********************************
Who set up the 'Glee Club' then?
You were the one telling the chosen few to check their e-mails.




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On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:39 -0800, Frogwatch wrote:

It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not able
to know what to do. We call them suicide squirrels because they appear
to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to think
due to fear.


Funny, but something I've noticed around here (NJ), squirrels don't seem
to do that as much anymore. It must be Darwin at work, but now, only
occasionally will a squirrel act squirrelly. For the most part, they
head straight for a tree.

Something else I've noticed, a crow will hop perpendicularly out of the
road, and only as far as needed. Crows must be smarter than
squirrels. ;-)
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thunder wrote:
On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:14:39 -0800, Frogwatch wrote:

It happens every morning, a terrified squirrel runs back and forth in
the road in front of the oncoming juggernaut of a car in panic not able
to know what to do. We call them suicide squirrels because they appear
to do it intentionally although it is simply their inability to think
due to fear.


Funny, but something I've noticed around here (NJ), squirrels don't seem
to do that as much anymore. It must be Darwin at work, but now, only
occasionally will a squirrel act squirrelly. For the most part, they
head straight for a tree.

Something else I've noticed, a crow will hop perpendicularly out of the
road, and only as far as needed. Crows must be smarter than
squirrels. ;-)


Have you ever watched squirrels in your back yard? They are smarter
than the democrats as they learn from their mistakes. Figure a new way
to hang your bird feeder and see how long it takes before they have the
bird seed.

Squirrelly, they are just coming into their mating season, that is when
they become squirrelly. They are already chasing each other around our
yard. It also depends on the type of squirrels you are seeing. The
gray squirrels are more active than the larger fox squirrels. The grays
in our yard would run down the tree hit the squirrelly gig, just to spin
around a couple of times before they eat the corn. Sometimes after
eating they would do it a couple of more times.

I see that pelosi's puppet is helping out the people of New Orleans.
Under his budget the Corp will have 13% less money to maintain the
levies around New Orleans

He is also telling the radicals in Iraq today that he is giving up in
Iraq and if they just hold out until Aug 2010, they can do any thing
they want with the country. I hope he is not raising his children using
the same techniques.
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Keith Nuttle wrote:

Have you ever watched squirrels in your back yard? They are smarter
than the democrats as they learn from their mistakes.



I don't know about that, Keith, but they definitely are smarter than you
are. Of course, so is pond scum.
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