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Vic Smith February 9th 09 12:16 PM

Hey, Harry
 
On Mon, 09 Feb 2009 06:58:03 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:14:31 GMT, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:

I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. Only thing is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY and I went to Norwell High
School in MA. Never met.


I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.

I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.

Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.


Shame. Natalie Wood and I were great friends. Met while she was
filming 'From Here to Eternity'. The Pearl Harbor attack scenes, at
least some of the fighter strafing scenes, were filmed at Ft.
MacArthur in San Pedro while I was stationed there.

I talked to her, waved at her, looked awe-struck at her, and got her
signature on my 'West Side Story' album cover.

She never waved back, or talked to me, or looked awe-struck when I was
around, but I still considered her a great friend -- 'til she got
murdered.


Dick Butkus graduated from CVS the year before I started there.
Never saw the guy in person.
But somebody who looked a little like him sucker punched me to the
gut. Couldn't get my breath back for about half a minute.
True story.
Needless to say, I didn't have much fun in HS.
Now if it had been Natalie Wood who slammed me, I might have stuck
around.

--Vic

HK February 9th 09 12:33 PM

Hey, Harry
 
wrote:
On Feb 9, 6:30 am, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:
I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. Only thing is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY and I went to Norwell High
School in MA. Never met.
I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.
I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.
Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.

Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.

I went to high school with Floyd Little. He was a couple of years ahead
of me. I knew him. So did everyone else at the school. He was a very
popular fellow. He was at least as good a basketball player as he was at
his "chosen" game.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wiggle wiggle little worm.... Why won't you just tell us the name of
your Dating Game composer? Could it have been a lie?


Told you this the other day; much more fun watching low-brain-output
assholes like you react. I'm conducting experiments in classical
conditioning. Your job is to react. You do well at this, Fideaux.

Zombie of Woodstock February 9th 09 12:34 PM

Hey, Harry
 
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 04:01:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.


Really.

And how do you know that Harry?

--

Real engineers don't document - If it was hard to
design, it should be hard to understand.

[email protected] February 9th 09 12:35 PM

Hey, Harry
 
On Feb 9, 7:33*am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 9, 6:30 am, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:
I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. *Only thing is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY *and I went to Norwell High
School in MA. * Never met.
I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. *I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.
I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.
Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.
Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.


I went to high school with Floyd Little. He was a couple of years ahead
of me. I knew him. So did everyone else at the school. He was a very
popular fellow. He was at least as good a basketball player as he was at
his "chosen" game.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Wiggle wiggle little worm.... Why won't you just tell us the name of
your Dating Game composer? Could it have been a lie?


Told you this the other day; much more fun watching low-brain-output
assholes like you react. I'm conducting experiments in classical
conditioning. Your job is to react. You do well at this, Fideaux.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wiggle wiggle little worm... So, you throw up a lie and watch people
laugh at you?

BAR[_2_] February 9th 09 12:40 PM

Hey, Harry
 
HK wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 9, 6:30 am, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:
I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. Only thing
is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY and I went to Norwell
High
School in MA. Never met.
I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.
I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.
Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.
Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.

I went to high school with Floyd Little. He was a couple of years ahead
of me. I knew him. So did everyone else at the school. He was a very
popular fellow. He was at least as good a basketball player as he was at
his "chosen" game.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wiggle wiggle little worm.... Why won't you just tell us the name of
your Dating Game composer? Could it have been a lie?


Told you this the other day; much more fun watching low-brain-output
assholes like you react. I'm conducting experiments in classical
conditioning. Your job is to react. You do well at this, Fideaux.


You couldn't conduct an experiment if it bit you in the ass. With all of
your psychosis, neurosis, and other afflictions it's a wonder you
haven't spontaneously combusted yet.

HK February 9th 09 12:42 PM

Hey, Harry
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 04:01:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.


Really.

And how do you know that Harry?


I asked everyone of consequence.

HK February 9th 09 12:43 PM

Hey, Harry
 
wrote:
On Feb 9, 7:33 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 9, 6:30 am, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:
I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. Only thing is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY and I went to Norwell High
School in MA. Never met.
I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.
I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.
Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.
Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.
I went to high school with Floyd Little. He was a couple of years ahead
of me. I knew him. So did everyone else at the school. He was a very
popular fellow. He was at least as good a basketball player as he was at
his "chosen" game.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Wiggle wiggle little worm.... Why won't you just tell us the name of
your Dating Game composer? Could it have been a lie?

Told you this the other day; much more fun watching low-brain-output
assholes like you react. I'm conducting experiments in classical
conditioning. Your job is to react. You do well at this, Fideaux.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wiggle wiggle little worm... So, you throw up a lie and watch people
laugh at you?



I didn't say that, dumfoch, but, of course, your language skills are
lacking, and so are the conclusions you reach.

Good Fideaux. Here's a treat...


BAR[_2_] February 9th 09 12:44 PM

Hey, Harry
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 04:01:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.


Really.

And how do you know that Harry?


When I was fired from McDonalds, at the age of 16, the area supervisor
wanted to know who I knew who could get the manager who fired me fired
and me rehired so fast when he called to offer me my job back the next day.


HK February 9th 09 12:44 PM

Hey, Harry
 
BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 9, 6:30 am, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:
I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. Only thing
is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY and I went to
Norwell High
School in MA. Never met.
I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.
I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.
Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.
Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.

I went to high school with Floyd Little. He was a couple of years ahead
of me. I knew him. So did everyone else at the school. He was a very
popular fellow. He was at least as good a basketball player as he
was at
his "chosen" game.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Wiggle wiggle little worm.... Why won't you just tell us the name of
your Dating Game composer? Could it have been a lie?


Told you this the other day; much more fun watching low-brain-output
assholes like you react. I'm conducting experiments in classical
conditioning. Your job is to react. You do well at this, Fideaux.


You couldn't conduct an experiment if it bit you in the ass. With all of
your psychosis, neurosis, and other afflictions it's a wonder you
haven't spontaneously combusted yet.


Go back to high school. This time, concentrate on your studies instead
of Mary Sue's teats.

BAR[_2_] February 9th 09 12:53 PM

Hey, Harry
 
HK wrote:
BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 9, 6:30 am, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 02:14:56 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:
I was in the same high school class as Andy Kaufman. Only thing
is, he went
to Great Neck High School on Long Island, NY and I went to
Norwell High
School in MA. Never met.
I went to school with Tony Conigliaro - only he went to St Mary's in
Lynn and I went to Marblehead High. I did meet him and, minor claim
to fame, struck him out with three straight fastballs in the state
championship game pitching in relief.
I was born on the same day as Gisele Bundchen, Thomas Friedman,
Natalie Wood and Carlos Santana.
Unfortunately, I don't know any of them.
Not to worry; no one of consequence knows you, either, or at least
admits to it.

I went to high school with Floyd Little. He was a couple of years
ahead
of me. I knew him. So did everyone else at the school. He was a very
popular fellow. He was at least as good a basketball player as he
was at
his "chosen" game.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Wiggle wiggle little worm.... Why won't you just tell us the name of
your Dating Game composer? Could it have been a lie?

Told you this the other day; much more fun watching low-brain-output
assholes like you react. I'm conducting experiments in classical
conditioning. Your job is to react. You do well at this, Fideaux.


You couldn't conduct an experiment if it bit you in the ass. With all
of your psychosis, neurosis, and other afflictions it's a wonder you
haven't spontaneously combusted yet.


Go back to high school. This time, concentrate on your studies instead
of Mary Sue's teats.


Mary Sue had breats/tits/boobies/jugs/knockers by the time she was in
high school and the felt nice.


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