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Blago on Letterman
On Feb 4, 9:54*am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote: On Feb 4, 7:42 am, wrote: Best lines: Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way. Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!! And then this (I like #4 and #9!) Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image * Top Ten * 1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts" * 2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop * 3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH" *4. *Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest *5. *Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich- Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape *6. *Change his name to Barod Obamavich * 7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River *8. *I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial? * 9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!" * 10. Uhhh...resign? Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits. i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance? Scale.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - There is no scale for casual appearances, idiot. |
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