Hair Burning...
 

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
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ass bombs...

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! LANGUAGE WARNING!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2omxX0eG4Zc

Nothing like a good video on a dull Saturday evening.

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"Never fight an inanimate object."

P.J. O'Rourke

If not plug ups, timing is everything. . .

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember:

You've been listening to your iPod.